depressed-but-opinionated

I'm just a depressed, gay fangirl with loud opinions tryin ta get through life // come here for the reblogs, stay for the original conte—wait shit no what's "original content" // this will be a pretty random blog (for mostly reposts if you didn't already catch that); i'll have lots o' politics (don't even follow if you're a trump supporter tbh i'm sorry but i'm a huge feminist), some fandom stuff whether it be books, bands, shows, youtubers, etc, some gay shit, some depressing shit, some aesthetic shit thrown in here and there, and probably some stuff i'm missing. This blog is new so i appreciate any follows i can get!! (altho i'm not new to tumblr by any means lol) // NOT MY HEADER, ALL CREDIT GOES TO @CROWNHOWELL

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[chaariss]

i really hope my wish comes true

[champagnepug]

my last two wishes came true, one more couldn’t hurt

[pradest]

SO I WISHED FOR AN IMAC THE LAST TIME I DID THIS AND A WEEK LATER MY MOM SURPRISED ME WITH AN IMAC. HONESTLY SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW I WANTED ONE, I DIDNT TELL ANYONE, IT WAS AN EARLY XMAS PRESENT. Wow this works

[tirednova]

whenever this is on my dash i always reblog it <3

[k444lista]

i wish someone would love me

[presentimental]

holy shit it worked i wished for 1k followers (lame lame ik) and the week after i got 1k followers.

[little-shy-prince]

I hope this works ❤💖💜

[just-your-average-little]

oh gosh crossing my fingies!

[miiicrowave]

I never do these but it can't hurt right?

[jesscookie]

[punkrockgrantaire]

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

[fawksman]

Me

[riprestinpiecesfuckkkshitplease]

iM  CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

[immortalhaxor]

oh my

[emmaontheice-deactivated2018013]

i dunt see it

EDIT***:

WHATTHE HELL.

[ken-katarn]

i don’t see it

now i see it

[just-your-average-little]

Is this a prankie? I nu see it ;~;

[miiicrowave]

a lot of songs I listen to are like goldfish - I don't remember how good a lot of songs are until I listen to them, just like how when I am offered goldfish or see it im like "eh" and then I eat it and I'm like "why did I say eh to this this is brilliant and delicious wtf"

[brregh]

//forgive me father for i have sinned//

(i never thought i would be drawing @danielhowell as the virgin mary but here we are today)

i also included the #headerfordan format

hggGN GOD WHY DID I SPEND TIME DRAWING THIS

:,D

no reposting pls and ty

[byk23]

[findingfeather]

all of my otps. all of them. 

[miiicrowave]

so this is really stupid but for easter even tho all us kids are in high school my mom insists on us all opening our Easter baskets together every year (it's a family tradition type thing). so I asked my mom last night when I should be downstairs by to open Easter baskets and she said "just any time before 10:00am" so I went downstairs at 9:30 ready to have a nice family Easter opening of baskets and everyone had already opened all of theirs without me. apparently my mom said they were "tired of waiting" and just went ahead without me. even though she told me any time before 10 was fine and I came down before 10. it's so childish and I'm in high school I shouldn't care about this shit but over 15 years of an Easter tradition and they end it one year because they're tired of waiting for me. cool. yeah needless to say I went upstairs and put two more cuts on my legs!! I love my family 🙃 (tbf my oldest brother said he had wanted to wait for me but my mom and other two siblings insisted they all did it without me but yeah still I hate myself sometimes this shit is so stupid and so dumb and its just ruins me but whatever right)

[miiicrowave]

so I was talking to my sister about what to do cuz it's a snow day and were both really bored and then my mom calls my sister's name. I went downstairs cuz too cuz we and my sister were still talking and when we got down their my mom doesn't really say anything. she obviously wanted to talk to my sister alone which is fine like maybe they had to talk about something private I totally get it so I just said "imma wait upstairs *insert sister's name* come back up when you're down." after waiting 5-10 minutes I was bored so i yelled "you're taking too long I'm coming down" and when I didn't get a reply I proceeded down the stairs into my kitchen, where I saw my sister mom and brother all playing cards (sidenote, my family is HUGE on playing cards we literally do it alllllll the time). my brother started to laugh as my sister said "it's only a couple rounds meg!!" smiling. i didnt really get that what my had to ask my sister was so private was if she wanted to play cards with them so i said jokingly "what i wasnt invited?" (you know, joking around) as to which my mom replied smiling but sincerely "sorry it's just.." she literally didn't want me in the game so bad she purposely waited until I left before inviting my sister. it wasn't like I just wasn't there or I was in my room or something I had literally been saying I was bored and trying to plan something to do. needless to say I promptly went into my room and relapsed. it may not seem like a big deal but this is the stuff that breaks me so much (not really sure why). after about 10-15 minutes I went down to see if my sister was done (she did say only a couple of rounds) to see they started a really long game and had got out snacks, so I went back upstairs and cut again. like I said this may not seem like such a big deal to others but it just makes me hate myself so so much.

sorry for the long post and the ranting ://

[miiicrowave]

so today was a snow day for me and i set my alarm for 7 because I like to wake up early even when I don't have school. so I kinda laid in bed half asleep with my alarm going off every 5 minutes until 8 when my "ok now you really have to get your ass out of bed" alarm went off. I was pretty awake so I turned on my light shut off all my alarms AND THEN PRPCEEDED TO FALL BACK ASLEEP WHEN I WASN'T EVEN TIRED. my mom woke me up at 10 and after she left i immediately burst into tears and started having a panic attack because oh god it was 10 and I've been wasting the day away?? I could have been doing so much between 8 and 10 that's now wasted (that so much being reading or watching tv on the couch) and if that isn't the dumbest stupidest shit I've ever heard idk but I couldn't stop tears and beating myself up for over 15 minutes and wow let's just say I'm fucked up mentally.

[roots-like-ribcages]

my own personal weight loss tips

🍓 a lot of times I’ve had to convince myself I didn’t like a certain food so I wouldn’t eat it. I did this with bread, with potato chips, with ice cream, and I still don’t eat any of those things, 4+ years later.

🍓 infuse your water with lemon juice and ginger. It makes it less boring and it’s good for you!

🍓 if you’ve got a sweet tooth, eat sweet fruits like berries! drink 0 cal soda! I promise it helps.

🍓 use dairy substitutes when you can! I eat coconut milk based yogurt and put almond milk based creamer in my coffee. cheese is still a weakness for me but I’m working on it!

🍓 I have nothing against smokers (I smoke a pack or two per week myself) but don’t start smoking as a weight loss tactic! That’s what I did and now I’m addicted, and surprise: it didn’t help me lose weight.

🍓 take your supplements! Cinnamon, turmeric and cayenne are all metabolism boosters. I also take Maca root supplements to keep my hormones normal and balanced.

🍓 take your vitamins! Multivitamins, b vitamins for metabolism, c vitamins for your immune system, biotin for your hair and nails.

🍓 Apple cider vinegar is great for your body, but it tastes awful. I take supplements of it, which still taste awful but not nearly as bad as drinking it.

🍓 I’ve found that eating one meal a day and small healthy snacks throughout the day is the best method for weight loss. I have nothing against people who fast but I’ve always broken fasts with binged, so I find this method easier and it has steady results.

🍓 don’t go vegan as a weight loss tactic, because this doesn’t always work. A diet high in plant based food and meat protein, and low in carbs and fat, is better for weight loss in my experience.

🍓 “skinny fat” is a very real problem for many anorexic people. at my lowest weight I still felt like I looked the same because I didn’t do enough muscle-targeted exercise, just cardio. do low weight/high rep exercises to tighten up—I focus mainly on arms/shoulders, abs/obliques and glutes. (I know I should be more focused on legs but I don’t mind my thick thighs and I despise the aftermath of leg day lmao)

🍓 if you’re “bored-hungry”, drink a full glass of water. What I do is I make myself drink an entire 16 oz bottle of water. If it fills me up, I wasn’t actually hungry.

I don’t claim to be a professional or have any medical knowledge on weight loss, these are just the things that worked for me. Good luck and stay safe loves, xoxo

[danielhowell]

i am here https://www.younow.com/danielhowell/177030762/246606/6f24fatm/b/February-20,-2018

[danielhowell]

would you make these IMPOSSIBLE choices that always make you look like a terrible human being? we certainly did!

[miiicrowave]

When you've already watched it like #i' d say phan trash number one but we all know that's a pretty impossible title

[qlxsisdj27-deactivated20190315]

How to learn a language

Tips from a language major:

•When learning new vocabulary write the meaning in your language once and the new word at least three times

•If you are learning a new writing style (I.e. Hanzi, kanji, Sanskrit, etc.) write the character at least three times, the meaning and the pronunciation once. -do not write the pronunciation above the character, write it to the side, otherwise you won’t even try to read it. -Learn! Stroke! Order!

•when reviewing vocab try to use the word in a sentence.

•do not pay attention to the technicalities of the grammar. Do not attempt to compare it to your own language. This will seriously mess you up for 80 years. Just pay attention to the sentence structure and make similar sentences.

•if you are learning a tonal language (I.e Chinese) or language that has sounds that don’t exist in your language watch videos of people pronouncing things and try to match their mouth movements.

•if all else fails on your tones just speak quickly.

•watch TV shows in that language and yes watch them with subtitles. But please be aware that may not be how people speak in real life (I’m looking at you, Japanese/Chinese/Korean learners)

•DO NOT BE AFRIAD TO MAKE MISTAKES of you mess up during a sentence just correct yourself and keep going.

•flash cards, flash cards, flash cards. Real and digital.

•spend at least an hour a day on it (OUTSIDE of class), if you’re trying to learn on your own you’re gonna need more time.

•talk to yourself in that language, take notes in it, set your phone to it. You probably look crazy but that is a-ok.

•listen to music in that language, while it probably won’t do much for your ability in the beginning it will help you distinguish sounds once you get pretty good.

•and lastly, don’t give up. It took you like ten years to grasp your own language it’s gonna take awhile to grasp another.

-How I learned 2 ½ languages at once.

[boslynboypunk]

SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT

so theres this FUCKING AMAZING AND ODDLY ACCURATE movie that was released in 2016.“Middle School: The Worst Years Of My Life”. It deals with some insane shit many middle schoolers go through. i watched as a “reward activity” on the last day of 8th grade. it got cheers, sobs, and all around agreement THAT EVERY U.S. SCHOOL OFFICIAL NEEDS TO WATCH IT. It deals with school administration’s useless fucking rules and dress codes that suffocate children’s creativity and individuality. It shows what a principal will do, has done, and can do, to get perfect scores. Perfect scores that hinder a child. Perfect scores that turn us into mindless rule following robots. It shows the impacts of standard tests, both on teachers who agree with them, those that don’t, and the children being turned into robots from them. It shows how much a teacher that actually takes the time to understand and involve their kids can alter a kid’s life. IT ALSO HAS A PLOT ALONG WITH IT FOR A SHITTY FATHER, A MOTHER STANDING UP TO SAID FATHER, THE LOSS OF A TEEN DUE TO CANCER, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY; Rules Aren’t For Everyone.

so yea… even if you have no relation to the majorly flawed U.S. School system, watch it. It’s from a kid’s perspective that actually is in the system and is so accurate in it’s own goofy way. Especially parents and teachers- y'all in for an eye opener.

[miiicrowave]

me: *looks at all the unread books in my room*

me: *buys more books*

me: *watches netflix*

[a-ladyfat]

It used to be easy to go for three days without food, so how come I can’t go through ONE without binging?!

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SELF CONTROL?!

[destroymales-deactivated2023032]

Any time I think there’s anything redeemable about America, I remember those freaks put cream in coffee.

[emeritusprofessorofnothing]

What else should you put in your coffee?

[catlogicdefiesall]

Is it real cream, or an artificial whitener?

We put milk in coffee here, when it isn’t made entirely of milk in the first place. 

[destroymales-deactivated2023032]

Like actual cream. Disgusting.

[emeritusprofessorofnothing]

We don’t use heavy cream! We’re not monsters!

[destroymales-deactivated2023032]

Oh. Ok. Well I certainly feel better lmao

[emeritusprofessorofnothing]

“Creamer” in the states is typically half and half which is half thickened cream and half milk. I’m assuming it was created because America isn’t as far away from it’s puritan roots as it would like to think and god forbid we actually enjoy anything.

[destroymales-deactivated2023032]

Sometimes you gotta throw the whole country out

[emeritusprofessorofnothing]

I’m keeping my fingers crossed for the Yellowstone caldera to just take us out soonish.

[catlogicdefiesall]

Half thickened cream and half milk? That sounds … odd. For some reason I always imagine cream turning into little lumps in a hot drink, like milk when it’s gone off. 

[emeritusprofessorofnothing]

They probably use emusifiers to prevent that from happening. I’ve decided to stop reading the labels on stuff I like because i can now never eat stovetop stuffing again. Sigh.

[spencer-shayy-archive]

Insult my flavored coffee creamer one more time

[movedto-translesbianpositivity]

(annoying asexual voice) what if im lactose intolerant?

[theeleanorvance]

we have nondairy creamer too, actually

disgusting american coffee habits are INCLUSIVE, don’t worry

[miiicrowave]

I mean I'm American and I have my coffee with skim milk but that's only cuz I like the taste and I like to pretend I'm healthy..its more routine than anything. I don't see why it's weird to put light cream or something in coffee tho? Is it not normal?

[danielhowell]

new video! before we move on towards a hopeful future let us take one last glance back into the abyss - The Top Dan Memes of 2017

[miiicrowave]

For some reason this made me really sad - don't get me wrong I LOVE the video it was hilarious and accurate but I just got super nostalgic man like 2017 was good for dan phil and the phandom (not 2017 as a whole year but just for everything dan and ohil did/everything in the phandom that happened in 2017.. it was a good year for dan and phil and for use watching them but otherwise 2017 was, like dan said, like a boulder crushing our already dead corpses)