Something Something Siblings Starters
“Have you tried being a middle child? It’s like family limbo.”
“I know you’re an only child but you radiate ‘younger sibling’ energy.”
“I’m the eldest, also known as the back up parent.”
“We aren’t crazy, that’s just how we greet each other.”
“You will never know the true joy of embarrassing your older sister/brother.”
“We don’t look anything alike!”
“Someone thought we were related and… I have no idea how.”
“People have been assuming that I’m the responsible one.”
“Oh my god, who said you could come into my room?”
“Just because we aren’t blood related doesn’t mean you aren’t my sister/brother.”
“They just don’t get it! UHG!”
“I wish I could have gone with you when you moved out.”
“Did you take my stuff again? Oh, sorry, ‘borrow’ my stuff again?”
“Betrayed by my own flesh and blood!”
“Could you not- stop just- I will fight you!”
“Why do you get to be in charge while they’re gone?”
“You never listened to a thing I say anyway.”
“So what’s it like being an only child?”
“You do not understand the frustration of being the only boy/girl amidst a flood of family members.”
“It wasn’t a prank, it was a security measure.”
“You may have a few years, inches and a bit of experience over me, but that doesn’t mean you can just tickle me!”
“For the last time we are not doing that. I’m not explaining it to mom/dad when they get home about the immediate consequences of your actions.”
“I dare you to punch me-OW why so hard?!”
“You’ve been in the shower for an hour! Come on!”
