Random Awesomeness

Helloz! *=^-^=* Just a little WARNING!, some of the stuff I post/reblog is NSFW!...Sooooooo yea... I've been on here for a little while now aaaand I still have no friggin clue what exactly I want to do with this thing O_O I have so many different interests. So many fandoms! I can't just pick one thing to blog about. So I guess, at least for the time being, I'll just continue blogging whatever random awesome stuff I come by. yea. HOMESTUCK. Harry Potter. Kato Kazuki. Anime. *ahem* a little bit (a lot) of yaoi... whatevs. Ok. yea. Done. Enjoy :P

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’m fine with putting 200 hours into a video game, but I won’t put 15 minutes towards studying.

[asia1ei]

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

[the-cloud-road]

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

[canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221]

delete this

[xlapsvsx-blog]

I absolutely can't stand when people fish for compliments.

[mooncactus]

tofferton:

moon-over-june:

lothie:

xdmoneyx:

amidstthebloodshed:

Grow up.

I can’t stand when people fish.  Period.

I can’t stand fish.

I can’t stand.

I can.

Can.

[zanreosauce]

CA

[askaaronscalesocs]

And now we’re back to not being able to stand fish

[digitalcrayon]

[clownasaurus-deactivated2020100]

Hermione Granger: *comes from muggle world and discovers magic*

Hermione Granger: *witnesses humans transfigure into animals*

Hermione Granger: *time-travels multiple times per day*

Professor Trelawney: “I can prophesize the future.”

Hermione Granger: “Bullshit. That can’t be possible. Fuck you.”

[kaldwinss]

#you gotta draw the line somewhere #you gotta draw the fucking line in the sand dude #you gotta make a statement #you gotta look inside yourself and say #what am i willing to put up with today #not fucking this    

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

[dicksplit]

[stock98765]

whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i realize oh wait i actually am over 18

[lostalive]

Being a Slytherin

Screaming and cursing at your studies and swearing up and down you don’t care while also furiously continuing to scribble notes because you need that degree.

[harrypotterhousequotes]

SLYTHERIN:

“The best part about me is I am not you. I’m me.”

-Eminem (Legacy)

[godfatherofgreenbay-deactivated]

[papishwizo-deactivated20130618]

[movedtoaryastarks]

[gayeddies]

[prokopetz]

I love the phrase “what the entire fuck” because it implies that there exists some scenario that warrants only a “what the partial fuck”.

[morkaischosen]

Similarly “what the actual fuck,” implying “what the figurative fuck” or “what the imaginary fuck”.

[prokopetz]

“What the actual fuck” is an interesting one because “actual” has so many distinct shades of meaning.

“Entire” generally means “whole” or “complete”, but depending on the particular context, “actual” can denote any or all of “real”, “literal”, “concrete”, “truthful”, “grounded” or “factual”.

Thus, when deriving the contrastive phrase, in addition to “what the imaginary fuck” and “what the figurative fuck”, we could also reasonably arrive at “what the hypothetical fuck”, “what the fraudulent fuck”, “what the fanciful fuck” or “what the counterfactual fuck”.

Language is fun!

[voidbat]

i’m personally a fan of “what the actual and entire fuck” because never do what you can overdo.

[knitmeapony]

We actually used to use ‘what in the hypothetical fuck’ in law school.  Also ‘what the alleged fuck’.

[nocturnmuse]

what the quantum fuck

[punlich]

what the Heisenberg Uncertain fuck

[rufuwus-deactivated20170408]

what the Schrödinger’s fuck

[sessioneleven]

I am Squidward Tentacles on so many levels.

[treehouse0fhorror-deactivated20]

He’s Squidward, you’re Squidward, I’m Squidward! We’re all squidward!

[dort]

Guys, I beat the game

[kurobara-hennie-deactivated2020]

[imagine-drarry]

Watson is like: No, just no. God, Sherlock… tell me again how I’ve ever become your friend?

[len-yan]

the ascended by len-yan

everyone’s all about fallen angels but how about an ascended demon?

[un-kn0wnn25]

Carol of the Bells played by basketballs

[blaackarctic]

YAAASSSS