Timestamped Analysis: Fakeboi Identity Updated
> 0:07- “I don’t like to talk about my gender, it’s nobody’s business”
So then why have you made 18 gender related videos within the past year alone? Just like your husband, you complain about us discussing your personal life when it’s nobody but you two airing your dirty laundry all over the Internet.
> 0:36- “Talking about my gender on this channel harmed me because […] I was pressured into labelling myself [inaccurate things] ”
Says the one that took it upon herself to label herself something new every other month and then complaining whenever her inconsistencies were pointed out.
> 1:20- “I don’t identify with the term non binary anymore [and] I prefer to tell people I’m a guy”
A guy who lets his husband call him her “little girl,” fuck him in the vag exclusively, is a literal breastfeeding nazi and confuses gender dysphoria with body dysmorphia. Gotcha.
>1:36 “I now prefer he/him pronouns but they/them pronouns are still ok too”
Didn’t you just say that you’re now a trans guy? Excluding transmasculine people, I’ve never seen a binary trans guy request for they/them pronouns and in a lot of cases, it’d be offensive to refer to them as such.
>1:50- “People have been asking me about my sexuality […] I’m still bisexual”
The only somewhat believable thing in the entire video, even though there’s still evidence to suggest that her husband pressured her into the whole LGBT thing for his own benefit. Why else does he claim that “its for the poly lulz” and that her girlfriends MUST be shared with him? And that he “only wants this” for her?
>2:00- “People have been confused about what to call me now […] and I’ve chosen the name Kai because I think it suits me”
Just like the name “Lainey,” you did not choose that name for yourself. Before you ever went public about it on your own, Grease has been referring to you by that name and no matter how many times you’ve been asked to clarify it, it took months for you to come up with that half-assed response. You didn’t know what to say because you chose the name “Eli” long before Greg started referring to you as Kai and it was the name you preferred, but doormats have to stay silent I guess.
What’s strange though is that you said you didn’t like your birthname “Taylor” because it was “too masculine” even though it’s as gender neutral as “Kai” is. So what is it then?
>3:52- “I can’t transition right now because I’m still nursing”
Your kids are 3 and 5. Why the fuck are you breastfeeding literal toddlers? The only thing you don’t like about your breasts is how they’ve deflated and sagged after 5+ years of breastfeeding. That’s not dysphoria, that’s dysmorphia. Before Greg convinced you that you were bi and trans, you publicly resonated with Shane due to his own struggles with body dysmorphia. But in the extremely slim chance that you are indeed transgender, Greg will never let you get the surgeries you need. He’s body shamed trans and cis women alike for getting breast implants and has labelled gender surgeries as “unnecessary” to begin with. Also you still have those hefty IRS and wetlands $$$ to pay, so good luck getting money for a procedure like top surgery.
>4:40- (reacting to trans related video from 11 months ago) “…I still agree with [the points I brought up in this video] because I hated my body as a kid and still do”
That’s not really what dysphoria is though, and you’ve said it yourself! From the trans people I’ve talked to and watched videos of, dysphoria isn’t exactly hating the body you were born into as opposed to feeling like it’s not yours or doesn’t belong. Of course no trans experience is completely identical to the next, but saying that hating your body is exclusively a trans trait couldn’t be farther from the truth.
>5:15- “As far as starting Testosterone, I [don’t want facial & body hair], but then [I realized I could just shave it all off and it’s not a big deal].”
You literally cannot pick and choose what effects you’ll gain from starting HRT and an inevitable result from starting T is the thickening and growth of hair everywhere. Also, you have no idea what it’s like to have to shave your face constantly, almost every day of your life. You can’t even keep on top of cleaning your house and properly caring for your hair, what makes you think you’ll be able to handle shaving your uwu soft boi~ skin all the time? Additionally, not that you’ll ever find a real job but presentation is key in every man’s (every person’s rather) life and showing up to work with messy/unshaved facial hair isn’t going to benefit you whatsoever. Many companies outright forbid showing up with pronounced facial hair even. Since you and your husband’s channels are dying, you should consider that as you work on getting your masters in psych (since a bachelor’s will not land you a job anywhere) and Greg works at the local home depot.
>6:05- “I don’t believe having facial hair would make me dysphoric”
I’m sure your kids will look back fondly on mommy breastfeeding them with a mustachioed smile gracing her soft boi features.
>6:12- “I don’t want a deep voice going on Testosterone”
Testosterone has the potential to deepen your voice drastically within even a month or two’s time so why the fuck would you want to go on T at all? Have you done any research on transitioning?
>6:30- “[Having a deep voice] would not look right with (gestures to herself) with my A E S T H E T I C”
And there we have it folks! Laundry doesn’t wanna have a ~big burly man voice uwu~ she wants to have a smol androgynous boi~ uwu voice! All for the preteen sk8r emo space prince uwu look, not because of genuine dysphoria that you want to fucking alleviate.
>6:36- “I would like to have a voice that wouldn’t automatically make people misgender me”
Yeah, going on testosterone would likely do that for you. But you just said that you don’t want a deep voice from HRT, so what could you possibly gain from going on hormones?
>6:50- “Voice training [is another possibility for me,] but there’s more to going on T than your voice changing. Your face changes and I have a feminine facial structure that [I want to change]”
Testosterone will make your voice drop before it noticeably masculinizes your bone structure. Like it or not, you’ll have to put up with your voice irreversibly changing before even coming close to that point. Seriously though; how much research have you actually done?
>7:10- “It changes the way your fat deposits”
That it does, but what if another bandaid baby is due along the crumbling roads of your marriage? Considering you’ve admitted to having no dysphoria nor gender discomforts of any kinds during your pregnancies and breastfeeding alike, this wouldn’t be a good choice for you if you’re planning on dropping another crotch goblin onto the swamp.
>7:20- “I still don’t know where I stand on going on T but it’s something I’d like to discuss with my therapist”
I agree, doing things for your own mental health is important. So skip the gender talk and discuss ways to split from your husband with your therapist before anything else.
>8:15- (regarding top surgery) “That’s a bridge I’ll cross when I come to it”
The vibes I get from this video reek of your uncertainty regarding transitioning. It’s normal to question which surgeries/procedures are right for you, but you’ve been questioning yourself so often for so long that it’s concerning. I think being in the same house as Gregory and having expressed symptoms of body dysmorphia is making you needlessly confused. Once you’re away from him, I genuinely feel you’ll be at liberty to decide the best course of action for yourself. But for now, in my opinion, you really don’t understand what you’d be getting into if you were to transition with misidentified gender dysphoria.
>8:36- “I didn’t have chest dysphoria before [I started breastfeeding and got pregnant] because it was smaller than it is now”
See, that really doesn’t sound like dysphoria whatsoever to me. The one absolutely consistent trait I see among trans guys is the desire to masculinize their chests, but ultimately you sound dissatisfied with having large breasts; not having breasts to begin with. There’s nothing wrong with being cisgender and getting a reduction and I hope you’re aware of that.
>8:55- “I understand my chest will probably get smaller when I’m done nursing, but [it’s still something I want.]”
Did you not hear yourself less than 20 seconds ago? You seriously should consider getting a reduction if your breasts don’t go down to their pre-pregnancy size instead of getting top surgery altogether.
>9:09- *Lainey picks her nose for a few seconds*
>9:27- “I can’t believe I said ‘Lainey’ wasn’t a feminine name, I 100% believe that it’s a feminine name [back then and now]”
What held you back from just speaking how you felt, then? It couldn’t have been out of fear of breaking from the nickname Gregory assigned to you all those years ago, could it? No…
>9:47- “I considered the name “Eli” but it felt like it was missing a puzzle piece, but then I found the name “Kai,” and one day Greg said “how about the name Kai?” and I’ve been thinking about it a lot too”
Absolute bollocks. You’ve never once changed your Twitter display name to Kai whereas you’ve done so for Eli, you came out on your own requesting to be called Eli, you’ve had Madison back in the day call you Eli…but Kai? You didn’t even publicly acknowledge that you ~allegedly~ chose Kai until yesterday, and even the way you worded it is strange. You were both thinking about the same name the whole time, and it was your husband who coincidentally brought up the same name and started calling you by it? Why wouldn’t you come out earlier and tell us yourself that Kai was your choice and that Greg wasn’t entirely responsible for your choice of name? Everything about this is sketchy and seeing as you continue to disable ratings for your uploads, it’s hard to feel bad for you at this point. All you do is deflect criticism and ignore valid points people rightfully bring up about the nature of your interactions with Gregory.
>10:00- “So that’s also to clear up that Greg did not fucking choose my name”
Uh oh, we’re busting out the big boy f bombs. That must mean she’s really serious and totally not acting defensive about something that definitely didn’t happen! Greg didn’t force this name onto her as he did Lainey, no way!
>10:10- “To summarize, I’m just a guy being a dude”
Profoundly wise words spoken by a 24 year old mother of two. Absolutely incredible.
**Additional notes: vocal fry does NOT make you sound like a man!
