Timestamped Analysis: Fakeboi Identity Updated
> 0:07-Ā āI donāt like to talk about my gender, itās nobodyās businessā
So then why have you made 18 gender related videos within the past year alone? Just like your husband, you complain about us discussing your personal life when itās nobody but you two airing your dirty laundry all over the Internet.Ā
> 0:36-Ā āTalking about my gender on this channel harmed me because [ā¦] I was pressured into labelling myself [inaccurate things] ā
Says the one that took it upon herself to label herself something new every other month and then complaining whenever her inconsistencies were pointed out.Ā
> 1:20-Ā āI donāt identify with the term non binary anymore [and] I prefer to tell people Iām a guyā
A guy who lets his husband call him herĀ ālittle girl,ā fuck him in the vag exclusively, is a literal breastfeeding nazi and confuses gender dysphoria with body dysmorphia. Gotcha.Ā
>1:36Ā āI now prefer he/him pronouns but they/them pronouns are still ok tooā
Didnāt you just say that youāre now a trans guy? Excluding transmasculine people, Iāve never seen a binary trans guy request for they/them pronouns and in a lot of cases, itād be offensive to refer to them as such.
>1:50-Ā āPeople have been asking me about my sexuality [ā¦] Iām still bisexualā
The only somewhat believable thing in the entire video, even though thereās still evidence to suggest that her husband pressured her into the whole LGBT thing for his own benefit. Why else does he claim thatĀ āits for the poly lulzā and that her girlfriends MUST be shared with him? And that heĀ āonly wants thisā for her?
>2:00-Ā āPeople have been confused about what to call me now [ā¦] and Iāve chosen the name Kai because I think it suits meā
Just likeĀ the nameĀ āLainey,ā you did not choose that name for yourself. Before you ever went public about it on your own, Grease has been referring to you by that name and no matter how many times youāve been asked to clarify it, it took months for you to come up with that half-assed response. You didnāt know what to say because you chose the nameĀ āEliā long before Greg started referring to you as Kai and it was the name you preferred, but doormats have to stay silent I guess.Ā
Ā Whatās strange though is that you said you didnāt like your birthnameĀ āTaylorā because it wasĀ ātoo masculineā even though itās as gender neutral asĀ āKaiā is. So what is it then?Ā
>3:52-Ā āI canāt transition right now because Iām still nursingā
Your kids are 3 and 5. Why the fuck are you breastfeeding literal toddlers? The only thing you donāt like about your breasts is how theyāve deflated and sagged after 5+ years of breastfeeding. Thatās not dysphoria, thatās dysmorphia. Before Greg convinced you that you were bi and trans, you publicly resonated with Shane due to his own struggles with body dysmorphia. But in the extremely slim chance that you are indeed transgender, Greg will never let you get the surgeries you need. Heās body shamed trans and cis women alike for getting breast implants and has labelled gender surgeries asĀ āunnecessaryā to begin with. Also you still have those hefty IRS and wetlands $$$ to pay, so good luck getting money for a procedure like top surgery.Ā
>4:40- (reacting to trans related video from 11 months ago)Ā āā¦I still agree with [the points I brought up in this video] because I hated my body as a kid and still doā
Thatās not really what dysphoria is though, and youāve said it yourself!Ā From the trans people Iāve talked to and watched videos of, dysphoria isnāt exactly hating the body you were born into as opposed to feeling like itās not yours or doesnāt belong. Of course no trans experience is completely identical to the next, but saying that hating your body is exclusively a trans trait couldnāt be farther from the truth.
>5:15-Ā āAs far as starting Testosterone, I [donāt want facial & body hair], but then [I realized I could just shave it all off and itās not a big deal].ā
You literally cannot pick and choose what effects youāll gain from starting HRT and an inevitable result from starting T is the thickening and growth of hair everywhere. Also, you have no idea what itās like to have to shave your face constantly, almost every day of your life. You canāt even keep on top of cleaning your house and properly caring for your hair, what makes you think youāll be able to handle shaving your uwu soft boi~ skin all the time? Additionally, not that youāll ever find a real job but presentation is key in every manās (every personās rather) life and showing up to work with messy/unshaved facial hair isnāt going to benefit you whatsoever. Many companies outright forbid showing up with pronounced facial hair even. Since you and your husbandās channels are dying, you should consider that as you work on getting your masters in psych (since a bachelorās will not land you a job anywhere) and Greg works at the local home depot.
>6:05-Ā āI donāt believe having facial hair would make me dysphoricā
Iām sure your kids will look back fondly on mommy breastfeeding them with a mustachioed smile gracing her soft boi features.
>6:12-Ā āI donāt want a deep voice going on Testosteroneā
Testosterone has the potential to deepen your voice drasticallyĀ within even a month or twoās time so why the fuck would you want to go on T at all? Have you done any research on transitioning? Ā
>6:30-Ā ā[Having a deep voice] would not look right with (gestures to herself) with my A E S T H E T I Cā
And there we have it folks! Laundry doesnāt wanna have a ~big burly man voice uwu~ she wants to have a smol androgynous boi~ uwu voice! All for the preteen sk8r emo space prince uwu look, not because of genuine dysphoria that you want to fucking alleviate.Ā
>6:36-Ā āI would like to have a voice that wouldnāt automatically make people misgender meā
Yeah, going on testosterone would likely do that for you. But you just said that you donāt want a deep voice from HRT, so what could you possibly gain from going on hormones?
>6:50-Ā āVoice training [is another possibility for me,] but thereās more to going on T than your voice changing. Your face changes and I have a feminine facial structure that [I want to change]ā
Testosterone will make your voice drop before it noticeably masculinizes your bone structure. Like it or not, youāll have to put up with your voice irreversibly changing before even coming close to that point. Seriously though; how much research have you actually done?
>7:10-Ā āIt changes the way your fat depositsā
That it does, but what if another bandaid baby is due along the crumbling roads of your marriage? Considering youāve admitted to having no dysphoria nor gender discomforts of any kinds during your pregnancies and breastfeeding alike, this wouldnāt be a good choice for you if youāre planning on dropping another crotch goblin onto the swamp. Ā
>7:20-Ā āI still donāt know where I stand on going on T but itās something Iād like to discuss with my therapistā
I agree, doing things for your own mental health is important. So skip the gender talk and discuss ways to split from your husband with your therapist before anything else.Ā
>8:15- (regarding top surgery)Ā āThatās a bridge Iāll cross when I come to itā
The vibes I get from this video reek of your uncertainty regarding transitioning. Itās normal to question which surgeries/procedures are right for you, but youāve been questioning yourself so often for so long that itās concerning. I think being in the same house as Gregory and having expressed symptoms of body dysmorphia is making you needlessly confused. Once youāre away from him, I genuinely feel youāll be at liberty to decide the best course of action for yourself. But for now, in my opinion, you really donāt understand what youād be getting into if you were to transition with misidentified gender dysphoria.
>8:36-Ā āI didnāt have chest dysphoria before [I started breastfeeding and got pregnant] because it was smaller than it is nowā
See, that really doesnāt sound like dysphoria whatsoever to me. The one absolutely consistent trait I see among trans guys is the desire to masculinize their chests, but ultimately you sound dissatisfied with havingĀ largeĀ breasts; not having breasts to begin with. Thereās nothing wrong with being cisgender and getting a reduction and I hope youāre aware of that.
>8:55-Ā āI understand my chest will probably get smaller when Iām done nursing, but [itās still something I want.]ā
Did you not hear yourself less than 20 seconds ago? You seriously should consider getting a reduction if your breasts donāt go down to their pre-pregnancy size instead of getting top surgery altogether.Ā
>9:09- *Lainey picks her nose for a few seconds*
>9:27-Ā āI canāt believe I saidĀ āLaineyā wasnāt a feminine name, I 100% believe that itās a feminine name [back then and now]ā
What held you back from just speaking how you felt, then? It couldnāt have been out of fear of breaking from the nickname Gregory assigned to you all those years ago, could it? Noā¦Ā
>9:47-Ā āI considered the nameĀ āEliā but it felt like it was missing a puzzle piece, but then I found the nameĀ āKai,ā and one day Greg saidĀ āhow about the name Kai?ā and Iāve been thinking about it a lot tooā
Absolute bollocks. Youāve never once changed your Twitter display name to Kai whereas youāve done so for Eli, you came out on your own requesting to be called Eli, youāve had Madison back in the day call you Eliā¦but Kai? You didnāt even publicly acknowledge that you ~allegedly~ chose Kai until yesterday, and even the way you worded it is strange. You were both thinking about the same name the whole time, and it was your husband who coincidentally brought up the same name and started calling you by it? Why wouldnāt you come out earlier and tell us yourself that Kai was your choice and that Greg wasnāt entirely responsible for your choice of name? Everything about this is sketchy and seeing as you continue to disable ratings for your uploads, itās hard to feel bad for you at this point. All you do is deflect criticism and ignore valid points people rightfully bring up about the nature of your interactions with Gregory.
>10:00-Ā āSo thatās also to clear up that Greg did not fucking choose my nameā
Uh oh, weāre busting out the big boy f bombs. That must mean sheās really serious and totally not acting defensive about something that definitely didnāt happen! Greg didnāt force this name onto her as he did Lainey, no way!Ā
>10:10-Ā āTo summarize, Iām just a guy being a dudeā
Profoundly wise words spoken by a 24 year old mother of two. Absolutely incredible.
**Additional notes: vocal fry does NOT make you sound like a man!Ā
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