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@amelia — personal, messy, unserious, untagged. anyone can follow idc :~)

[booniesbride]

my last polaroid of 2020

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[hotgirlcastiel]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

one thing about me is that i will yuck your yum

[cheaphalloweencostume]

that shit looks yucky idk. i don’t care if its your yummy. you can keep it

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[indigosfindings]

people online: hi hows it going

people irl: hi hows it going

marina diamandis if she wrote an extended version of how to be a heartbreaker where it's revealed tbat electra heart is a bee: rule number five/is you protect the hive/so that the queen can survive/and all your larvae can thrive

[ashleysjohnson]

Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho! Episode 13 - "Eyeless Crisis at Katur"

[sin-ophelia]

Fangirls Through the Ages by Lid Thom

[mikaelson]

earlier i was meeting up with my friend’s friends for his birthday and one of them met me before and listened to me drunkenly go over my whole amy pond thing years ago and addressed me like “oh hey i remember you you had the amy pond thing going on” and i was like “yes that’s me” and someone else (new to me) heard this and went “amy pond? like the character? what does that mean” and i said “don’t even worry about it”

[kuwau]

what character(s) do you associate with the person you reblogged this from?

[kuwau]

what character(s) do you associate with the person you reblogged this from?

[1995lahaine]

HANNAH EINBINDER: hannah avorah canon. Practical hannah possession avorah

JEN STATSKY: No, Hannah. You can’t have canon avorah.

HANNAH EINBINDER: Good avorah good hannah give beautiful hannah deserve bisexual

JEN STATSKY: Hannah, we simply can’t afford canon avorah. It is an unjustifiable expense.

HANNAH EINBINDER: jealousy showrunner

[menlove-archive]

you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"

[menlove-archive]

lots of ppl making this about adults who have interests they find cringe but let me be clear this is about emotional immaturity. idgaf if you're 35 and like goku okay but can you have an adult conversation without making yourself the victim is the matter at hand here

[3rabbit]

daughter (non-practicing)

[3rabbit]

sister (deadbeat)

[druculablackthorn]

so i'm watching hacks

[stephexmachina]

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

[stephexmachina]

AND SO IS BEING SOMEBODY'S MOTHER‼️

[kabaks]

lost it