Reason number 86512 why Black people have to be killed off in horror movies because we would not be doing that shit otherwise:
Tell me why it looks like Silent Hill on my way to work right now. Dark, foggy, terrifying. So I'm driving through this path with no light, and far in front of me suddenly appears what looks like a combination of Siren Head and Slenderman, with a long, Eldritch branched black body and a shining white head, with an aura of light around it.
I took my foot off the gas.
I was terrified.
Turns out it was just a tree with a stadium light behind it. But for a moment there I was going to hit the hardest u-turn of my life. I gotta stop playing these games fr.
In that moment, I completely understood why our ancestors came up with cryptids and shit. I mean it legitimately looked like a long, thin body with these strange arms, and a bright ball of light at the top. Some ol "be not afraid" shit nahhhh the angels woulda had to say that to me. I get it now.

















