Mira: So where’s this dog I keep hearing so much about?
Zoey: Oh, he’s right here.
Mira: *sees Mystery on all fours* That’s a grown ass man.
Zoey: Yeah, he’s a little old but hey who said you can’t teach old dogs new tricks? Alright watch this.
Mira: Yeah, he just spook English, that’s an actual human being.
Zoey: Yeah, I guess he does have that human like personality.
Mira: Cause it’s a fucking dude! I feel like we are drastically overlooking the fact that this is just a guy on all fours that you keep in your house.
Zoey: He’s actually a rescue did u mention that?
Mira: What does that even mean in this context?
Zoey: It’s a shame. I found him out wandering the streets all by himself one night. So I took him in.
Mystery: I was walking to class one day and she just grabbed me.
Mira: Okay! What’s your- what’s your name, dude.
Zoey: I call him Mystery.
Mystery: It’s actually Denis.
Mira: Okay, so this is some thpe of k¡nk thing?
Mystery: No dude. He genuinely thinks I’m a dog.
Mira: Even then, why are you going along with this?
Mystery: Rent free house, free food-
Mira: Still dude. That can’t be-
Mystery: 4o1k matching, pension plan, dental coverage.
Mira: You get dental coverage?
Mystery: Let me tell you, my canines have never looked so good. Huh?
Mira: … *gets on all fours* meow.
Zoey: Daddy’s little kitten!
Mystery: Okay, fuck that!
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