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I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me
To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.
I became a tattoo artist at 49.
Married the love of my life at 50.
Got my Class A CDL at 59.
You've got time.
As long as you're breathing, you've got time.
A reminder that if you have Firefox/Ublock Origin this won’t be a problem if you don’t wanna switch engines to DuckDuckGo
I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.
“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore
this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem
1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"
2. hitting the baby will still win you the game
“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking
Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.
Yes, but also, I
am begging you on bended
knee, paragraph breaks.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
hello fellow non-Black tumblr users. welcome to my saw trap. if you'd like to leave, please name one (1) Black woman author who is not Maya Angelou, Toni Morrison, bell hooks, Octavia Butler, or N.K. Jemisin. bonus points if she's published a book in the last five years.
For my own future reference, and for anyone else who wants it, a list of authors mentioned in the notes. (I cannot promise this is comprehensive, there are a lot of reblogs and I might have missed some.) I've included a link for each author, where possible I've tried to find one that leads you to their books, prioritising own websites/publishers, falling back on wikipedia otherwise.
If you find any mistakes in the links let me know and I'll edit. This post will be in two parts, because I literally broke tumblr with how many authors there were. I think it's about a hundred and fifty.
Faridah Àbíké-Íyímídé - speculative fiction
Marguerite Abouet - graphic novels
Elizabeth Acevedo - fiction, poetry
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie - fiction
Tomi Adeyemi - young adult fantasy
K Ancrum - speculative contemporary young adult
Lily Anderson - fiction
Ashley Antoinette - fiction
Ama Ata Aidoo - poetry, fiction, plays
Kemi Ashing Giwa - speculative fiction
Kalynn Bayron - young adult, fantasy
Malorie Blackman - childrens' books, young adult
Natasha Bowen - fantasy
Gwendolyn Brooks - poetry
Natasha Brown - fiction
NoViolet Bulawayo - fiction
Constance Burris - speculative fiction
CL Clark - fantasy, speculative fiction
Wahida Clark - urban fiction
Lucille Clifton - poetry, fiction
Alyssa Cole - romance, thrillers, graphic novels
Kamilah Cole - fiction
Claire Coleman - fiction, essays, poetry
Maryse Condé - fiction, non-fiction, plays
Emma Dabiri - non-fiction
Edwidge Danticat - fiction
Angela Davis - philosophy
Carolina Maria De Jesus - memoir
Hayley Dennings - fiction
Tracy Deonn - fiction
Nicky Drayden - speculative fiction
Tananarive Due - horror, comics
Camille Dungy - memoir, poetry
Esi Edugyan - fiction
Zetta Elliot - childrens' books, teen fiction, adult fiction
Bernardine Evaristo - fiction
Conceição Evaristo - fiction, non-fiction
Eve Ewing - poetry, fiction, non-fiction, comics
Radna Fabias - poetry
Namina Forna - young adult fantasy
Latoya Ruby Frazier - non-fiction
Stella Gaitano - fiction
Camryn Garrett - fiction, middle grade
Roxane Gay - fiction, non-fiction, comics
Nicole Glover - fantasy, speculative fiction
Nikki Giovanni - poetry, essays
Jewelle Gomez - fiction, plays
Annette Gordon-Reed - non-fiction (history)
Pumla Dineo Gqola - non-fiction
Deanna Grey - romance
Yaa Gyasi - fiction
Andrea Hairston - fiction
Lorraine Hansberry - plays
Saidiya Hartman - non-fiction, theory
Alexis Henderson - dark speculative fiction
Adriana Herrera - romance
Talia Hibbert - romance
bell hooks - fiction, non-fiction, poetry
Pauline Hopkins - fiction, non-fiction, plays
Nalo Hopkinson - speculative fiction
Jordan Ifueko - comics, fantasy, young adult
Samantha Irby - non-fiction
Justina Ireland - science fiction, fantasy, comics
Meka James - contemporary and erotic romance
Tiffany D Jackson - young adult
Beverly Jenkins - romance
Alaya Dawn Johnson - speculative fiction
Micaiah Johnson - science fiction
Mariame Kaba - non-fiction
Petals Kalulé - fiction, poetry [Petals is noted as using she/they, I'm not 100% sure of their gender identity and past a certain point it feels weird to investigate too much]
Mikki Kendall - fiction, non-fiction
Jamaica Kincaid - fiction, non-fiction
Zaire Krieger - poetry
Nella Larsen - fiction
Karmen Lee - romance
Kirsten R. Lee - young adult
Margot Lee Shetterly - non-fiction
Audre Lourde - poetry, non-fiction
And here's part two:
Terry Macmillen - fiction
Robin Maynard - non-fiction
Amber Mcbride - poetry, young adult
Janet Mock - non-fiction, screenwriting
Brittney Moris - comics, young adult, fantasy
Bethany C Morrow - fiction, science fiction, young adult
Leila Mottley - fiction, poetry
Beatriz Nascimento - non-fiction
Leticia Nascimento - I think non-fiction primarily
Gloria Naylor - fiction
Zora Neale Hurston - fiction, non-fiction
Grace Nichols - poetry
Siphiwe Gloria Ndlovu - fiction
Trifonia Melibea Obono - fiction
Shirlene Obuobi - comics, fiction
Nnendi Okorafor - science fiction
Melatu Uche Okorie - fiction
Chinelo Okparanta - fiction
Helen Oyeyemi - fiction
Nell Painter - non-fiction
Morgan Parker - poetry, non-fiction
Nikki Payne - romance
Koleka Putuma - plays, poetry
Claudia Rankine - poetry, plays, non-fiction
Sarah Raughley - young adult
Dia Reeves - fantasy, horror, science fiction
Kiley Reid - fiction
Stacy Reid - romance
Djamila Ribero - philosophy
Legacy Russell - fiction, non-fiction, poetry
Layla F. Saad - non-fiction
Sofia Samatar - fiction, non-fiction
Liselle Sambury - fantasy
Analeigh Sbrana - romance, fantasy
Namwali Serpell - fiction
Ntozake Shange - plays, poetry
Christina Sharpe - non-fiction
Nisi Shawl - fiction, alternate history
Jamison Shea - dark fantasy/horror
Patricia Smith - poet
Tracy K Smith - poet
Zadie Smith - fiction
Sister Souljah - fiction
Kiki Swinson - fiction
Mildred D Taylor - young adult/children's lit
Katerina Teaiwa - non-fiction
Teresia Teaiwa - poetry
Angie Thomas - young adult, middle grade
Leah Thomas - non-fiction
Spike Trotman - comics
Tloto Tsamaase - science fiction
Nikki Turner - urban fiction
Maxine Tynes - poetry
Ngozi Ukazu - comics
Shola von Reinhold - fiction
Wanjikũ wa Ngũgĩ - fiction
Jasmine Walls - graphic novels
Alice Walker - fiction, non-fiction, poetry
Jesmyn Ward - fiction
Monica West - fiction
Phyllis Wheatley-Peters - poetry
Rita Williams-Garcia - young adult, middle grade
Stephanie Williams - comics, non-fiction
Tia Williams - fiction, romance
Raquel Willis - non-fiction
Jamila Woods - poetry
Jacqueline Woodson - childrens' books, young adult, fiction, poetry
Alexis Wright - fiction, non-fiction
Zane - erotic fiction
Fiona Zedde - fiction
Attica Locke - Mystery/Thriller Fiction
Oyinkan Braithwaite - Fiction
Isabel Wilkerson - Non-fiction
You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.
I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.
Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.
holy shit this person in the notes
inventing some new EVIL tone tags
/pr = pressuring you
/m = mad at you
/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint
/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real
Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through
Me leaving Kudos on Yuri/Yaoi fiction be like:
“just forget about us and make some real friends, okay?”
shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters
FINALLY I GET TO SHARE THIS PICTURE
"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
VAGINA!!!!