Bug Eyed Weirdo

Total Drama Mike and System roleplay and ask blog

[mike-and-sys]

WARNINGS FOR:

Violence, sexual humour, dark humour, swearing, so basically just Mal and Vito if they weren't rated anything higher than PG 13.

Hey guys, it's Mike. I know a lot have been wondering how we've been doing since All Stars ended. That's why we (this was all Mike's dumb idea) thought it would be fun to start this blog

The names Chester. I don't understand what you expect me to do with this fancy smancy tumbleweed app. Back in my day if you wanted to know something about people you'd say it face to face.

Svetlana here, ignore the cranky old kook. Svetlana LOVE hearing from all the adoring fans. I is more than happy to hear that you want to know

Names Vito, yes I'm single and yes, this bods all natural. Now that I've answered the ones I hear all the time, I'd be happy to answer the more spicy questions you's guys got for me.

Good'ay mates, Manitoba Smith here. And I've been hearing a bit of chatter that you guys wanted to hear about my travels. Literally no one wants to- So don't be shy to ask.

I'm The Malevolent One, but for legal reasons, you can call me Mal. What kind of dark twisted secrets would you like to know? Why do you need that information? Are you planning something? I'll find out where you live.

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you shoukd all listen to you wont get with me tonight by weezer and pleeeeaae tell me if you like it!!!!! its like my favourite somg right now

It's a pretty good song Anon, but I like most music. The others are a lot more picky about what they listen to

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to all: favourite genre of music and favourite artist/s? thank you!! :D

Ask something fucking original

What he means is, we already answered that question in this post

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rises from the dead

NEW SONG RECOMMENDATION FOR YOU MAL!! Mx. Nihil by ¿?shimon

fades out of existence again

- 🔥

I have decided not to listen to music any more. It's a pathetic waste of time and energy. I don't need to get "joy" from ridiculous vibrations. I'm above such trivial-

We caught him listening to Nightcore and he got all pissy about it

*groaning*

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To all:Favorite candy?

You can't go wrong with some good old Werther's Originals

Green grapes. Tis crunchy and sweet and natures candy

You wanna talk about nature's candy? Tree sap is where it's at Mate

I'm all the candy I need Baby

I love taffy but it always gets stuck in my gap. It's worth it most of the time though

The tears of my enemies. I've also been known to enjoy liquorice

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Did u guys watch the fnaf movies

I watched it with Sam. You should have heard us scream for the matpat cameo. Vito, Chester Svet and Mani aren't really interested in movies like that

I'm not allowed to watch any horror movie because they "give me too many ideas"

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All male altars(not you Chester) and Mike are fine as hell♡

I know I am

Please don't stroke their already massive egos. Also, have I mentioned I hate my simps?

Thank you, I'm actually not used to getting compliments like that

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To altars: So I got a question for you guys about your names. How did you receive them? Did you automatically have a name when you formed or did Mike give it to you or did you guys just choose it on your own.

If you chose on your own, why did you choose names you did?

Thanks :)

No, that's...kind of hard to explain

We all just kinda...knew our name when we were formed

Like instinct

Something just told us, "that's your name and deal with it"

I think I'm the only exception in a way. My full name is The Malevolent One. Mal is a nickname I gave myself

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To all:Hey! I want to tell you guys that all have been my favorites since I watched Total Drama as a kid! Ya'll the reason why I started researching DID!

Have a good one everyone!

Thank you, and I'm so glad that more people wanted to learn about DID because of me being on Total Drama

You mean US, being on Total Drama

Great that more people are educating themselves

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Psst. psst

Manitoba :3

pets you pets you pets you pets you

Um, thanks Mate. It's not the first time someone confused me for an animal

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VITO DID YOU GET FINE SHI OR NOT

Listen, all I remember is going to a house party, getting blitzed off my tits and going home with someone who I can't really remember the gender of. All I know is that it was a good time and as far as I remember, nothing really bad happened

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what yall doing for new year

We're staying home with family to watch the fireworks display

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Updated:

I woke up this morning on the lawn in front of a collage dorm, smelling like cherries and peaches cos apparently Vito had other plans

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what yall doing for new year

We're staying home with family to watch the fireworks display

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Biting at the bars of my enclosure you all are pretty

I know.

Do you need some Chapstick from kissing our asses?

Are we just gonna ignore that they're locked up

I wanna set them free, just to see what happens

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That's what I need to say about you and the rest of gen 2

*inhale*

That's all

*explodes*

That was... something that happened

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gives you 200 bucks instead pick whatever you want bro

This one does nothing for my figure but hope you enjoy

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i wanna see vito in a dress . . .

50 bucks, 100 for above the knee