Some toast perhaps to be dipped in soup.

I am all-knowing I just don't feel like it right now. REQUESTS OPEN

[songoftrillium]

licensed from @morggo

[mike-the-nike]

I wanted an info post but this ⬆️ is too cool to unpin so I’ll just do it here.

Hi! My name is Micheal, he/they and I am an amateur Call of Duty/Modern Warfare fanfiction writer! Requests open unless directly stated otherwise!!!

I will credit people I get ideas from ALWAYS and if I don’t feel free to reach out to me in the comments :)

I will also always tag TWs and CWs (trigger and content warnings respectively) and if the post has a gendered reader, so if you feel like I left something out you can tell me about that as well.

Most of my fics will be malepov or no pronouns but I do take requests for anypov and fempov :)

Okay I think that’s it. Thanks for reading!

[mike-the-nike]

Get some sleep. You must rest up for another day of tomfoolery.

[junior-theabgshark]

[paranormal-taters]

[the-real-seebs]

Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.

My contribution:

[the-haiku-bot]

Someone linked me this

beautiful poster, and I’m

just really impressed.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[hellsite-testing-ground]

˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[baskeraskerville]

that one scene in star wars rebels where ezra and sabine are telling everyone ‘it’s a long way to alderaan’

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[mike-the-nike]

To me these sound like someone delivering a prophesy or asking a deeply philosophical question.

“Do you want milk…”

What is milk?

“Where is the cat…”

The cat is a social construct representing the wrongdoings of communism on girls six and under.

“Take the trash out…”

You’re gonna die

[mike-the-nike]

What doth be thy sitch

[laswells-ashtray]

strawberry up my nose :[

[mike-the-nike]

OH MY GOD WILL WOOD’S I/ME/MYSELF FOR A JAX EDIT SOMEONE DO THIS

[ravens-a-whore2]

cutting a glory hole in the fourth wall

[st4rb0rnart]

Based off a pun my friend made

[johnny-soap-mactavish-141]

Paranormal Activity.

[mike-the-nike]

Looking spiffy in those sneakers

[theangelcatalogue]

Making a chain cause why not!? Hdisiwisjs

Put your name/nickname in the Character Headcanon Generator and see what you get!

Link!

Erm...so-

@starsinthenigth @mxnaceo @duckp0t + Anyone who wants to do it! (No pressure)

[avoyuki-avocado]

Not tagged but i do want to try it

Welp...Cole...youre going to jail at age 5 lol, have shame Cole...your dad is a police officer

Tags: @purezneon @hiromi-seika @magical-regical @drowsy-king open tags

[drowsy-king]

ty for the tag<3

That's....true sadly

Curiously, I wanted to do Leona

And I so see him watch that when he is bored out of his mind lol

@bladevoyager @gh0stfl0wer25 @plateapus @inkudraws + free tags

[bladevoyager]

what?! no! I'm one of them D: NOOOOO

open tags

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

I got these back to back. So. Uh. Yea. (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @hyll18 @cabinthreeproblems @casualshapeshifter @theaterkidest2009 @fandom-hopper-official @yourlocalfandomcollector @epichermesholymoly @nicothehalfblood

[hermes-reblogs]

@river-rat728, @rocky-core, @mini-birdy-offical, @p0pr0x1an, @tadctonorway, @deemondude, @booknerd2712, @loch-nes-dragon, @cheekychihuahuaart, @b-does-arts, @hawkeyedoodles, @chaos-triangle, @chaoticlesbianhere, @lifeserieswatcher, @survalio, @thetypogoddess, @sugarspice-x, @thebumblebeealchemist, @br1ght-1s-d34d-2ndaccount, @txlxmachus, @thefoolingreen, @obsessive4books, @funnybunny4everhehe, @jaxtadcismydaughter13, @causalshapeshifter, @astralfmboi, @volume-down, @zealandthesleepdeprivedbtch, + open tags :)

[chaos-triangle]

Open tags!

Mine was "Starry needs a good cry"!

[martinkartin200]

I thought this was gonna be silly

@clown3ry010226 @robiindraws @moriartea221 @rubyheartcrowspring @max15mae @inhonoredglory + open tags

[max15mae]

Firstly, yes its called autism, secondly yeah but only by myself

open tags☆

[melz-367]

can't resist I'm too interested-

well shit. I guess I've been found by the fbi. Took them long enough

just gonna throw a few of y'all in here I'm too hot to think of everyone- @whispersinthetide @aroaceinaspace @tay-1019 @fel1ra @crushed-jewels <33

[whispersinthetide]

That second one is shockingly accurate lol

Npt: @coffee--spill @floatinginthevoidsomewhere @obsessive-procrastinator @murderingforafriend + open tags 😁

[floatinginthevoidsomewhere]

i am? ok then-

no what

tags: @murderous-goose @cloudsdescending + open tags :3

[murderous-goose]

how the fuck did they know

@ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @sirsamueloflydia @holymolyitssam @murderingforafriend @pansexual-frog-offical @genderfluid-offical and the moots who i forgot + open tags :D

[holymolyitssam]

I am !!!! how did they know ???

@stagefrightbaxter @incognitostunner @man-offical and open tagssssss

[man-offical]

yes.

heck, frick, and butthole fart. ok? that Is all I Know. ok?

open tags. ok?

[nothinthebible]

Thats just true

@wolfythewitch @albino-wildebeest @laswells-ashtray

[laswells-ashtray]

i actually do. huff tush and doesy downs.

@romanroysbf @conner-kents-leather-jacket

[mike-the-nike]

Not tagged but I need this desperately.

Apparently I like cat videos now lol. Rex, despite not understanding love, thinks Sans is sexy! And of course my OC that was born in 1970 loves Among Us. Naturally.

@baskeraskerville @mikasaackerman728 @fohhog8uc @holycatsandrabbits

Open tags!

[vamperitass]

What part yall think Hannibal would “eat” first? Both ways..

[mitrielle]

Just the attack dog

[dogpuppy]