Hermes' Reblogs

My main blog is so crowded lol

[hermes-reblogs]

taglist

every time I tag people in something it’s gonna be these people, I’m leaving this here so I can copy-paste lol :)

@scruffy-the-rat, @cams-rambles, @potatoanarchist, @lilspark-offical, @p0pr0x1an, @tadctonorway, @deemondude, @leilani-lily, @booknerd2712, @loch-nes-dragon, @cheekychihuahuaart, @b-does-arts, @hawkeyedoodles, @chaos-triangle, @chaoticlesbianhere, @lifeserieswatcher, @survalio, @thetypogoddess, @sugarspice-x, @thebumblebeealchemist, @br1ght-1s-d34d-2ndaccount + open tags :)

[gaynaegis]

Its MY turn with the rockitz/swap au!!!

[jiiin22]

the bravest human

[paintedimagery]

Complimentary Space Alien Buddy.

[stick-eridian-collection]

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[bastionkeeper]

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight

[malamente-identificando-gatos]

tengo mucho miedo de mandar algo porque y si el doppelganger español de mi aparece y empieza a hablar un poco de español esta noche

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

you.

[the-you-cat]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

[you-peoples]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

eternal agonies and endless torment

[eternal-agonies]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

[endless-torment]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

NOT YOU TOO

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

[a-l1ttle-time]

hey

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

YOU

[the-you-cat]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

NOT AGAIN

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/N83fSvk3Qzo

ive done it. my only goal. my post has been voice acted. this is beautiful news

[beautiful-news]

no, I am.

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

I must choose my next words very carefully

[very-carefully]

I do agree that you must chose your next words, but why are you talking to me

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

That's it. No more words and phrases for you people

[you--people]

Aw man :(

Why me specifically?

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

‎‎

[lnsert-name]

[response]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

[coward-detector]

coward detected

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

happy 30k to this post. To celebrate, I've collected some of my favorite notes:

[malamente-identificando-gatos]

felices 30 mil a esta publicación. Para celebrarlo, he seleccionado algunas de mis notas favoritas:

#pasar por alto esto es como ver cómo disparan a alguien hasta que muere y seguir con tu día #es como ver cómo alguien es asaltado en la acera de enfrente mientras das tu paseo nocturno jaja #esto es como las siete etapas del duelo representadas en una publicación y nunca llegas a la aceptación #op también está haciendo honor a su nombre de usuario al no identificar a ese gato #desastre total #en realidad #choque de 10 autos #publicaciones que quiero colgar en mi pared #catposting #<- escasamente #ve. hacer más números #sitio infernal #la máxima expresión del éxito #es que narren tu publicación #en los videos de parkour de minecraft #por talos esto no puede estar pasando #así es como se siente ser atacado por una manada de payasos salvajes #simplemente maldita SIGUÓ amigo #sitio web con un tipo de humor muy específico #publicación patrimonio mundial #solo dale un poco más de tiempo #¿qué carajos acabo de leer? #siento mucho tu sufrimiento op #no lo encontrarán en ningún otro lugar amigos #https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisyphus #el filtro de México que se le puso a la foto de perfil #odio este sitio web joder esto también es yuri (tormento sin fin y agonías eternas) #esto también es yuri #futuro publicación patrimonio mundial #las chicas (chiste blogs) están peleando #esto todavía me parece muy gracioso #lo vuelvo a rebloguear #lo siento op pero esta publicación tiene como 300 mil notas para mí #buen trabajo a todos #no se encuentra este tipo de basura en ningún otro lugar #publicaciones que son como ver a alguien meter un pie en un cubo y caerse por las escaleras #solo para levantarse y meter el otro pie en otro cubo #y caerse por otro tramo de escaleras #regla de la risa #a veces me gustaría poder compartir estas publicaciones con algunos de mis amigos de la vida real #pero sé que ninguno de ellos entendería por qué esta serie de tonterías me hace reír tanto #lo siento no puedo explicarlo simplemente hay que haber estado allí desde aproximadamente 2011 #las publicaciones como esta realmente me matan porque puedo oírlos gritar en mi cabeza #es como si en mi cerebro los viera rodeados y gritando y eso me mata

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

You...

[the-you-cat]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

thank you this is really gorgeous

[really-gorgeous]

no?? I am

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

of course you are but we are NOT starting this again

[starting-thisagain]

i couldn't help myself

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

it's like speaking to the fey with this website

[the--fey]

You rang?

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

NOT you

[the-you-cat]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

What do I even say to this

[00this]

Idk man just don't say anything mean to me :(

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

of course of course I just need a little time to think about what to say to you

[goose-shoes]

@a-l1ttle-time

[a-l1ttle-time]

H E Y

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

hey

[4-the-horses]

Did someone say "hay"?

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

oh hi kind horsey how did you get on [tumblr].com

[tumblerdotcomm]

Please get off me, you're really heavy

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

yeah have you even CONSIDERED this

[malamente-identificando-gatos]

sí alguna vez has CONSIDERADO... ¿mi?

[malamente-identificando-gatos]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

POST CANCELLED WE HAVE GIMMICK BLOG YAOI NOW???

[gimmick-blog-yaoi]

...I've always been here??

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

you're so right. the world is so beautiful everyone clap and cheer for gimmick blog yaoi

[gimmick-blog-yaoi-01]

I love my twin 👏

[cloudabserk]

everyone has to be nice to him

[which-ocs]

Which OC?

[huh-what-the-heck-was-that]

me

[trixeclipse]

Rocky made the xenonite suit because Grace needed proper hugs ❤️‍🩹

[scruffy-the-rat]

Tag game if you want it to be. Type 7 or more character names with your eyes closed. Characters can be from different fandoms. The next person has got to guess what character name you were attempting to spell.

Biztcha

C)a9je

ROan2nd

ALs8dtoe

Zoosbel

Hemrles

Riaverronipple

Ah such a great start.

Open tags!

@biscotch @maliciousandlovely @booknerd2712 @epichermesholymoly @hawkeyedoodles @loch-nes-dragon @amandidaas @thetypogoddess @br1ght-1s-d34d-2ndaccount @glassgirlinwater

[hermes-reblogs]

River’s were idk, either Caine or Charlie, idk, Zooble, Hermes, and idk lol

Mine:

Ryland Trace

Caune

Leter Parker/Sloderman

Efa Stratt

Odysseus of Kthaxa

Kingsr

Rockh

apparently I’m better at blind typing than I am at normal typing 😭

@scruffy-the-rat, @cams-rambles, @potatoanarchist, @lilspark-offical, @p0pr0x1an, @tadctonorway, @deemondude, @leilani-lily, @booknerd2712, @loch-nes-dragon, @cheekychihuahuaart, @b-does-arts, @hawkeyedoodles, @chaos-triangle, @chaoticlesbianhere, @lifeserieswatcher, @survalio, @thetypogoddess, @sugarspice-x, @thebumblebeealchemist, @br1ght-1s-d34d-2ndaccount + open tags :)

[scruffy-the-rat]

I always have that one friend online I get really close to and love talking to. And sometimes they are the reason I don't quit whatever I met them on. I generally act like a crackhead around them.

It is my weird goofy personality. The person right now? @epichermesholymoly

Good luck...

[scruffy-the-rat]

I always have that one friend online I get really close to and love talking to. And sometimes they are the reason I don't quit whatever I met them on. I generally act like a crackhead around them.

It is my weird goofy personality. The person right now? @epichermesholymoly

Good luck...

[scruffy-the-rat]

I always have that one friend online I get really close to and love talking to. And sometimes they are the reason I don't quit whatever I met them on. I generally act like a crackhead around them.

It is my weird goofy personality. The person right now? @epichermesholymoly

Good luck...

[epichermesholymoly]

tag game!

Horribly describe the last movie you watched, guess what the last person’s was, then tag people idk

Mine: Why am I stuck at the bottom of the red sea? Not the Mediterranean kind I might add-

@alastordaradiodemon, @cams-rambles, @potatoanarchist, @lilspark-offical, @p0pr0x1an, @tadctonorway, @deemondude, @leilani-lily, @booknerd2712, @loch-nes-dragon, @cheekychihuahuaart, @b-does-arts, @hawkeyedoodles, @chaos-triangle, @chaoticlesbianhere, @lifeserieswatcher, @survalio, @thetypogoddess, @sugarspice-x, + open tags :)

[volume-down]

Mine: your local nerdy loser is sent to die for the sake of inflating gas prices and Tiktok trends but ends up surviving and goes to live on rock

@maybemarz @writingwithoutconfidence @raccoonico @randomperson2009 @tehizel @obsidiansandwich @onehundredandtwentyfour @soda-pop-22 @firestar1998 @formulaparkolympian @firefly247 @hattonthehatman @jaybirddrawsthings7 @l-zah1ra @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @kirapjo0818 @callmesmth @biroasedemon @novnovv @mustard-in-a-bottle + open tags

[maybemarz]

Mine’s a show but oh well: let’s redeem these shitty dead people with ✨the power of friendship✨

As for the last entry I have no idea what movie you’re talking about 😭

tags! @a-sillyartist @cate7solace @cabin13winion @tired-shipper @sootstar22 @arikakari @imapuppetqueer +open tags

[cate7solace]

Hazbin hotel for sure.

mine: let’s kill the popular kids! Sure hope my boyfriend isn’t explosive!

@beautyqueenxwisegirl @tired-shipper @plateutje @lightsabersandbluecookies @cactus-coder-13 @subtletwilighteternityidk I don’t have a mutual list open tags

[beautyqueenxwisegirl]

what the fu- I have no clue but ok

mine’s a show: a totally human definitely not an alien refugee in a fictional American city finds out the person she was meant to raise is now 12 years older and basically a fucking god who sends her on her own and she meets Jeremy Jordan and a photographer who become her love interests.

oh and the president’s a girl.

@cate7solace I know you already did this but I wanna see your guess @was-that-the-bite-0f-87 @kathrine-khoward-05ismerp @kiki15fox @kipper7 @dawnvonfendasos @annabethchase1111 (sorry I didn’t tag u before! Enjoy!) + open tags

[lady173]

(I litterally just finished a movie)

girl tries to fix cool guy. Fails miserably. *cool explosion* Also people have the same name.

no idea for what yours is Ophelia. But I know for a fact the one before you (@cate7solace) is heathers

@autistobrat @moth-cutie @snipemeout @greyfieldsys1937 @1nd13gh0st @joybat2 @haumeasblog @lauriefayart @itscrylady @strange-nerd-boy @ball-of-confidence @theoneautisticthespian @aalikazam @/bapple117 @kiki15fox @killlynx @ancient-show153 @chefwormy @emergencyshinku @riddleribbonkat @ajolteonnamedsparky @analogue-dragon @whitestreamrct2

[whitestreamrct2]

Um…ducks fly around???

Hm…Project Hail Mary?

@marsmoon-phobos1 @analogue-dragon @zeldafloof @velvet-dragonfly + open tags!

[zeldafloof]

Animals play basketball

Your's is migration? Maybe?

Open tags. Too lazy.

[carn3lian-claws]

Retired garden gnome factory resets the protag + their entire family then becomes court jester

@campsiscreature @leafwing-life @moonstorm-wof @veinsofwires @scoring-the-end-of-the-jay

[gaygarlikbredddd]

So there’s this man in a tin can. And there is blood leaking into the can and soaking into the man and rotting or transforming him or something. And this eel, right? So the eel uses the blood to make the man relive his trauma. Mommy issues. Kaboom.

@tapestrylily @sillydalancy sorry for the pings

[sillydalancy]

I feel like it’s the Iron lung but I haven’t watched it yet

Mine: boy sings with his family and is scared of his dad. He grows up and tries to cut his dad off, while pursuing singing and dancing. Then he escapes and has a pet monkey.

@black-knight-xander @lord-ficus wasn’t sure who else to ping.

[lord-ficus]

Aw shucks, I've got no idea :(

BUT, I remember what's the last thing I watched!

A bunch of researchers sleep very scientifically. Somehow, that almost brings the end of the world

(Also, something about... spices?)

I'll drag in @compsognathusmafia and @teatune

[teatune]

Ok i have No Idea what that could be. But it sounds fascinating

Guy finds a really messed up part of his furniture store and gets eaten by a pirate

@natnormalatall @wanderingeidolon @royalruin , anyone else who wants to join :D

[natnormalatall]

uh yours is the backrooms

Wait. If Zooble just swore, then that means Caine really is gone….

open tags

[hermes-reblogs]

NO YOU DIDNT YOU EVIL EVIL PERSON

The Amazing Digital Circus Episode 9: The Last Act 😭

Are those mountains—OH SHOOT THAT’S A FREAKING BIG WAVE

[epichermesholymoly]

Reverse questions tag game

Ok, so this is kind of like Jeopardy, but better! Say what question the prev answer belongs to, then give a different answer for the next person to assign a question to. Feel free to be ridiculous or silly—this is supposed to be fun 😛 Tag 10 of your moots to keep the chain going!

A: Marshmallows and fruit

Example and tags below the cut :)

Here’s an example: If the prev answer was “Deep-fried Oreos,” then I would reblog like this:

What have you been hiding under your bed for 2 1/2 years?

Red and blue flowers

Hopefully that’s helpful lol

Tags:

@potatoanarchist @alastordaradiodemon @booknerd2712 @lilspark-offical @loch-nes-dragon @hawkeyedoodles @cams-rambles @deemondude @tadctonorway

[lilspark-offical]

Q: What's nice dipped in chocolate? A: (for next person) Coriolis effect. TAGS: @myles-aster @raventhecrispy-offical @zoolog1c4llydub1ous + OPEN TAGS!

[sands-of-time-offical]

Q: How are you going to ensure your lesbianator reaches it's target?

A: Doomed yuri

Open tags

@satan-offical @lestatwillneverhurtyou @d3hydrat3dcat @man-offical @expensivetastexox @eviltwink-official @evil-no-one-offical @dazefanclub @h4zelnutwastaken

[eviltwink-official]

Q: How are you going to ensure your gayinator reaches it's target?

A: Blessed toxic yaoi

Taggy tags

@kink-shaymin @novapsa23 @r0ttnkitty @empress-azrae1 @angeldollsnation @bl00dy-n41l-p0l1sh @livingmechina @efajdiyefeb123 @prisonerofthepast420 @history00s @eb-or-echo-part-2 @sleepy-sodazzz @literallytherobin @novapsa23 @pony--up @npdiva @sourcarmellia @iwantwings44 @cosmopolitanalienation @randomassidlotidk @slitpost @melancholic-whimsy @mxlody-lit-hrrrrt-1128 @wzvrdxx @l1ttl3-b0r3d-b4by @sufferingrelapsed @cherrysnowcone978 @autisticfr0g @closmin @schrodingersvicodin @empress-azrae1 @sourcarmellia @cosmopolitanalienation @ihatethepersonwhochosemylastuser @been-here-since-76 @slitopia @thatonehorriblesibling

[hermes-reblogs]

Q: What should I expect to see on my tour of the ocean floor?

A: One potato two potato

Ok I already tagged everyone but I’m restarting this it was fun lol

@alastordaradiodemon, @cams-rambles, @potatoanarchist, @lilspark-offical, @p0pr0x1an, @tadctonorway, @deemondude, @leilani-lily, @booknerd2712, @loch-nes-dragon, @cheekychihuahuaart, @b-does-arts, @hawkeyedoodles, @chaos-triangle, @chaoticlesbianhere, @lifeserieswatcher, @survalio, @thetypogoddess, @sugarspice-x, @thebumblebeealchemist, @br1ght-1s-d34d-2ndaccount + open tags :)

[thetypogoddess]

Q: what's missing in this sequence? ___, ___, three potato, four potato (basic question ik)

A: Hermes and Caine

Ooen tags

[hermes-reblogs]

Q: Who am I currently possessed by?

A: Undercooked lasagna

Dawlings if I tag one more person everyone on my tag list will end me haha

[epichermesholymoly]

Reverse questions tag game

Ok, so this is kind of like Jeopardy, but better! Say what question the prev answer belongs to, then give a different answer for the next person to assign a question to. Feel free to be ridiculous or silly—this is supposed to be fun 😛 Tag 10 of your moots to keep the chain going!

A: Marshmallows and fruit

Example and tags below the cut :)

Here’s an example: If the prev answer was “Deep-fried Oreos,” then I would reblog like this:

What have you been hiding under your bed for 2 1/2 years?

Red and blue flowers

Hopefully that’s helpful lol

Tags:

@potatoanarchist @alastordaradiodemon @booknerd2712 @lilspark-offical @loch-nes-dragon @hawkeyedoodles @cams-rambles @deemondude @tadctonorway

[lilspark-offical]

Q: What's nice dipped in chocolate? A: (for next person) Coriolis effect. TAGS: @myles-aster @raventhecrispy-offical @zoolog1c4llydub1ous + OPEN TAGS!

[sands-of-time-offical]

Q: How are you going to ensure your lesbianator reaches it's target?

A: Doomed yuri

Open tags

@satan-offical @lestatwillneverhurtyou @d3hydrat3dcat @man-offical @expensivetastexox @eviltwink-official @evil-no-one-offical @dazefanclub @h4zelnutwastaken

[eviltwink-official]

Q: How are you going to ensure your gayinator reaches it's target?

A: Blessed toxic yaoi

Taggy tags

@kink-shaymin @novapsa23 @r0ttnkitty @empress-azrae1 @angeldollsnation @bl00dy-n41l-p0l1sh @livingmechina @efajdiyefeb123 @prisonerofthepast420 @history00s @eb-or-echo-part-2 @sleepy-sodazzz @literallytherobin @novapsa23 @pony--up @npdiva @sourcarmellia @iwantwings44 @cosmopolitanalienation @randomassidlotidk @slitpost @melancholic-whimsy @mxlody-lit-hrrrrt-1128 @wzvrdxx @l1ttl3-b0r3d-b4by @sufferingrelapsed @cherrysnowcone978 @autisticfr0g @closmin @schrodingersvicodin @empress-azrae1 @sourcarmellia @cosmopolitanalienation @ihatethepersonwhochosemylastuser @been-here-since-76 @slitopia @thatonehorriblesibling

[hermes-reblogs]

Q: What should I expect to see on my tour of the ocean floor?

A: One potato two potato

Ok I already tagged everyone but I’m restarting this it was fun lol

@alastordaradiodemon, @cams-rambles, @potatoanarchist, @lilspark-offical, @p0pr0x1an, @tadctonorway, @deemondude, @leilani-lily, @booknerd2712, @loch-nes-dragon, @cheekychihuahuaart, @b-does-arts, @hawkeyedoodles, @chaos-triangle, @chaoticlesbianhere, @lifeserieswatcher, @survalio, @thetypogoddess, @sugarspice-x, @thebumblebeealchemist, @br1ght-1s-d34d-2ndaccount + open tags :)