* Now don't touch that dial, because—
* ... Hold on, folks, I'm receiving a transmission!
* WHAT!? The audience wants to see more MIKE?
* (Guess that means I'm really "PHONING IT IN", huh?)
* Hah.
* Well, if that's what they really want...
* Mike, the MIKE, please!!
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Mike Is Definitely Your Date!
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