All was well.

A 21 year old girl who hasn't quite grasped the concept of maturity, with an obsession for cats, English accents and nail polish

[tastefullyoffensive]

[hypotheticalcoffee]

[mikespectross]

Holy cow, it has been forever since I’ve logged onto here. I’ve missed you tumblr and the endless hours I would spend just scrolling through my dash

[thecommonchick]

“PARENTS EXCUSE MY POTTY MOUTH" 

[pixelgay-deactivated20201125]

My son

[karayray1-deactivated20230129]

Future son fr.

[sleepingsquidstudios-deactivate]

I’m dying last night we had a house party and at one point I remembered I have a lit paper due this week and decided to get started on it, this morning I woke up to this

[operaspaz]

Holy hell this is brilliant.

[yodareads]

“To conclude

Yes”

[mikespectross]

person: hey Tony can you spell your name backwards

Tony: sure... y not

[weloveshortvideos]

[hrm00-deactivated20150924]

I literally am drooling bcus of all my laughing

[heirsoferror-deactivated2016031]

Big ass baby

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

My stomach hurts.

[cloama]

Person: sorry dude, we don’t have time for the park today

Dog: ohoofdfijdlgjkfsdfdofdogohgooofooooooooooooooooooooh

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

me when i don’t get my way

[megustamemes]

No fucks were given that day.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The words ‘resign’ and ’re-sign’ have exactly opposite meanings

[just-shower-thoughts]

Birthday money is basically your paycheck for not dying every year.

[quadlutz-deactivated20190102]

i was telling my sister the thing about how cats that don’t grow up around humans only meow when they’re kittens, but housecats retain the habit of meowing to communicate with humans bc we don’t get the other signals that cats use to communicate, and she was like “so basically cats are always speaking baby language with us. they’re like, let me put this very simply so you’ll understand. basically they’re incredibly condescending”

[tempestsonata]

I read an article where some expert said that they view us as very large, very stupid kittens. 

[lolfactory]

[dynastylnoire]

How my cat feels about snow

the littlest nope ever

[mtvstyle]

Lupita Nyong’o has worn every color ever invented.

[bumbacloht-deactivated20210616]

Ima refer to this every time someone tells me I can’t wear certain colours because of my skin.

[lovethyhippie]

Goddamn

[fuck-i-just]

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

[poselikeateam]

Why does this not have any notes?

[ice-cream-thursdae]

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

[notronaldreagan-blog]

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

[catbug]

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

[thesteppinrazor]

Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.

[coachcraigcahn]

bolded. just in case.

[rajning-deactivated20160412]

i feel like that pro tip is told from experience

[coral]

[coral]

[gifcraft]

[big-chicken]

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

[bigstupids]

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

[rustymetallilacs]

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE