All the Things

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[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes

[heartofalifer]

what was this movie even 

[eddiemoonson]

A cinematic masterpiece.

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kids’ uncle, because the movies have the same director

[lang-wich]

what this reply misses is that Machete originated *in* Spy Kids. the Machete movies are Spy Kids spinoffs

[hobgoblinhero]

I think it’s important to make clear that Robert Rodriguez, the director, says that Spy Kids and Machete are alternate universe versions of each other , while Danny Trejo, the actor, says that what happens in Machete is just what he does when he’s not hanging out with the kids

[out-of-context-batfam]

Booster Gold #12

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Hot damn Alfred

[clownarmy]

So this implies that if Batman dies, Alfred Pennyworth is going to shoot every supervillain in Gotham twice

[bailesu]

Part of his background was being a spy, so he will likely nail each of them when they least expect it.  

[stone-faced-sunset]

Plot twist: Batman is the one holding Alfred back

[kyraneko]

Hot take: Batman can survive in Gotham on a no-killing principle through repeated fights with villains who have no such scruples because they all know that if they kill the Batman his butler is going to assassinate every last one of them with a shotgun.

[madammuffins]

I want to write this.

[scottishhellhound]

I’d read it

[codenamed-queenie]

Dick: ALFRED! Jason stubbed his toe on one of Freeze’s icebergs.

Alfred: *already cocking his rifle* 

Alfred: J o l l y   g o o d,   t h e n. 

[jjmk-jjmk]

BAT-BROTHERS

fan art

[red-robin-tim-drake]

@jason-todd-red-hood-suggestions @damianwayne-speaks

[tempestsonata]

True art

[arabian-batboy]

Robins during training:

Dick:

Jason:

Tim:

Stephanie:

Damian:

[tsfennec]

“Because children have abounding vitality, because they are in spirit fierce and free, therefore they want things repeated and unchanged. They always say, “Do it again”; and the grown-up person does it again until he is nearly dead. For grown-up people are not strong enough to exult in monotony. But perhaps God is strong enough to exult in monotony. It is possible that God says every morning, “Do it again” to the sun; and every evening, “Do it again” to the moon. It may not be automatic necessity that makes all daisies alike; it may be that God makes every daisy separately, but has never got tired of making them. It may be that He has the eternal appetite of infancy; for we have sinned and grown old, and our Father is younger than we.”

— G.K. Chesterton, Orthodoxy (via catie-does-things)

[tempestsonata]

Parenting

[at the watchtower]

Clark: I'm having some problems with Kon.

Bruce: [grunts]

Clark: how do YOU handle an argument with one of your kids?

Bruce: depends

Clark: on?

Bruce: which kid

Bruce: If I yell at Jason or Stephanie they get angry, argue and storm off. But if I'm right, they usually realise once they've calmed down.

Clark: how long does that take?

Bruce: normally between five days and five months.

Clark: ...ok. So, what about the other kids?

Bruce: Dick and Duke both answer well to me calmly explaining what I'm angry about. Cass listens without a fuss. Damian is furious but he lives with me so he can't do much about it.

Clark: what about when you argue with Barbara and Tim?

Bruce: I don't.

Clark: but when you do? Actually didn't you say you had a disagreement with both of them this weekend?

Bruce: ...

{that week}

-Monday-

Batman: [turns on the Batmobile]

Speakers: [at an extreme volume] BABY SHARK DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO MOMMY-

-Tuesday-

Bruce: [in a board meeting, pulling up a presentation]

Bruce: so as you can see on this projection-

Powerpoint: [violently] DADDY SHARK DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO

-Wednesday-

Damian: [hands over his ears] FATHER! Make this infernal noise stop at once!

Bruce: [frantically searching through the manor] I'M TRYING

Screeching from an unknown location: GRANDMA SHARK DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO

-Thursday-

Bruce: [drinking coffee and reading the morning paper]

On the Radio: And here's a special request for "B", with a message that says: "apologise, you coward".

Radio: GRANDPA SHARK DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO

-Friday-

Bruce: [sipping champagne at a Gala]

The host: Thank you for all your generous donations, and now, a video message from the children.

Screen: [shows images and videos of children from one of Gothams orphanages]

Also Screen: LET'S GO HUNT DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO

-

Bruce: [shudders]

Bruce: Barbara and Tim usually know that I'm right and apologise.

Clark: usually?

Bruce: sometimes we disagree

Clark: and then what-

Bruces cellphone: [blares to life] BABY-

Bruce: [hurls it at the wall in panic]

[brucemazouz]

I know what it’s like to try and rebuild a life. I had a bad day too, once.

[o-kurwa]

[tempestsonata]

I don’t know if that’s Ron or Penelope but isn’t the gator pretty? <3

[gharibajameel]

me:ok time to go and look at my college stuff that i have to do becaues its college

college: words

me:

[jollywithyourhair-blog-blog]

[chillimanjaro-deactivated201908]

Reblogging again because you can never have enough Nazi flag ripping on your blog.

[fuckyeahnorsemythology]

Reblogging because we stand against hate.

[sourcherryblossom]

Reblogging because fuck yes

[asynca]

Mainstream media is really important in shaping a popular opinion - this movie (the Sound of Music, for people who don’t recognise it) was the first thing I knew about Nazis and the beginning of the war. I’d never heard about them before, and I remember mum having to explain to me what the symbol meant. This movie showed likable, strong and sympathetic characters tearing up Nazi flags and resisting the Nazis. It showed Nazi-sympathizers as intimidating and unfair. It showed us that normal people (Rolfe) could fall for their propaganda and we could lose them. 

I was seven years old when I first watched this and immediately I knew Nazis were terrible, and because of the power of the story and the warmth of the characters this feeling sunk to my core. 

I worry a lot about kids whose first introduction to world events is a movie like ‘American Sniper’. 

[james-flint]

x

[ttrashbbin]

THE FUCKING NEWSPAPER

"celestial observer"

@neil-gaiman Who did this???

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[neil-gaiman]

We did. Which is to say the Art Department asked me what newspaper Aziraphale was reading, and I suggested a few headlines. I think Douglas suggested a couple of It's A Wonderful Life headlines. And then they made it. Check out Crowley's newspaper in Episode 3 too...

[larygosomens]

“Archive of rare old books discovered in attic in Oxfordshire”

“Good Deeds Pay Off For Local Man”

“New galaxy.....”

“New serpent statue revealed to the public”

[larygosomens]

Wait.... Have we talked about Infernal Times Crowley was reading???

“SOUL MUSIC: Catalogue your collection of Souls”

“Devil’s Dyke is perfect for a summer walk”

“Research reveals Exorcism on the Rise in Wales”

[bespangeled]

[copperbadge]

You know, this would explain why Picard, the most English person ever to walk aboard a starship, continues to claim he’s French. 

[boynsfw-blog]

what a time to be alive

[hannibal-and-dory]

I’m so confused and laughing so hard like

What?!??!!!

[hannibal-and-dory]

I’m actually laughing so fucking hard right now.

Read the article and it would seem the upset is because (minor spoilers) Bruce Wayne adopts Dick Grayson and then Dick finds out that the Batcave is beneath Wayne Manor and comments “Wow! Batman lives in Bruce Wayne’s basement!” (Or something to that affect) and then later when Batman asks Dick to come with him in the batmobile Dick is worried about leaving without “asking his Dad, Bruce Wayne” so Batman tells him that Bruce Wayne and Batman have joint custody of him so it’s ok. And Dick Grayson, an orphan who until recently didn’t have one dad, is overjoyed to find out that he now has two!

People are offended because Batman is in a gay relationship with himself I’m dying

[chemical-dalek]

LeGoBaTman

[assassinregrets]

[someone-like-robsten]

[ultrafacts]

Source

Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[majikkant-deactivated20180504]

The picture in the background of the second one

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Tama is boss

[ultrafacts]

[cat-fandom]

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

[ultrafacts]

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

[retro-geek-deactivated20220412]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

[karinanotcinerina]

Beautiful.

[system-fail-ure-deactivated2021]

Now I’m crying thanks

[sapphic-matriarchy]

and a new cat was hired right?

[clarenecessities]

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

[beasti]

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

[lafayettelabaguette]

Law

[tooiconic]

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

[sighinastorm]

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

[linkislost]

a legacy

[bemusedlybespectacled]

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

[kindaoffkilter]

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]

As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

[tempestsonata]

It gets better every time.