throw some groundballs - it's more democratic

I'm Kelli and chances are I love my sports team more than you. (gif credit to the super cool cameronfowler)

[bonerfart]

[coltre]

me: *gets hit by a car* sorry

[poochcrew]

Dickbutt

[hotvampireadjacent]

the chosen one

[barkbro-blog]

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

[shewillfeatdrake]

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

[socialist-sunflower-deactivated]

 there’s a tool for that

[gracefullikeagazelle]

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

[blonded004]

white friend: hey look at this new guy i’m talking to!! :) isn’t he cute??? 

me: ……………… yes! I, am so happy for you.

[chainsawpunk]

[slavery]

You're 16. You dont pay taxes.

Then how come when I bought call of duty it said $59.99 but it was really $61

[ursus-vesper-deactivated2020012]

a concept: me, in my underwear and an oversized shirt, cooking breakfast for someone who loves me a lot.  the dogs are at my feet.  it is snowing, but we are warm.  donald trump has apologized for all the stupid stuff he’s said.

[jayedskier]

*gasp* MY CATS

everybody who has played neko atsume at some point (via jayedskier)

[bombing]

i just saw a vine being made in real life. this guy walked up to a taco bell and asked if they had ass on the menu because that’s all he eats and his friend filmed the whole thing. this is insane. i feel like i just got a backstage pass to the next big thing

[funny-pictures-uk-deactivated20]

Wait Glenn!

[jesuxxx-deactivated20210826]

[assgod]

i love google street view

[britneyqueers]

this is a modern renaissance painting

[msaliviamarie]

follow my snapchat for more young adult rebellion/angst

[overtheunderpass]

ALIVIA

[champagnepadre]

samsung phone: *charges wirelessly, waterproof, screen doesn’t crack* me: ……anyway *buys the iphone 17s plus lavender addition*

[bisnufkin-deactivated20171213]

my dream job is being the guy that shoots the hole into each individual cheerio with a handgun