I'm not a real person

in my danganronpa era | he/him | ♐

[galaxywarp]

[avo0930]

sometimes i feel sad when i have a good idea but i cant actually draw it as well as i imagine it in my head 😔 try hardeeerrrrrr

[poppytheaxolotl]

gif by @l_xrics on twitter

[outofcontextdiscord]

submitted by @siriusisdelirious

[blinkees]

updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?

[fasciation-fascination]

perfect

[fihas]

what people don’t realize about tumblr sexymen is a character being called one is a [bad] thing. the label was originally applied to characters that were lusted over by straight women who refused to engage with any other character who wasn’t a white twink. that’s why oncest exists. that’s why those bill cipher and wheatley gijinkas exist.

sans was a special case because people preferred his original design (short and not conventionally attractive) however the “refusal to engage with any other character” was very much still there like look at all of the AUs that were made specifically because of him.

the amount of mischaracterisation a character has to go through in order to truly count as a sexyman (and there’s about 20 sexymen proper) would cause most people to have a brain aneurysm like it sucks so bad.

times have drastically changed since the onceler, and the range of characters people hype up is far more diverse than it once was. the time period in which a character was most popular (between 2012 - 2018) is the most fundamental part in making them a sexyman.

this is why any sexyman poll made after the one that killed queen lizzy is completely null to me. 90% of the characters in them are just regular fan favourites like get this common real life dude out of there. if you could talk about liking a character with a coworker and not get viciously made fun of by them then that character is not a sexyman like that’s the full truth of the matter.

(this is also why anime boys like reigen and komaeda often count. hate for anything anime-based outside of the internet was especially egregious before 2020)

also. there is a huge distinction between “sexy man” and sexyman. this is why senshi does not count. Because he is genuinely sexy. My final message. Goodbye

[fashion-runways]

ROBERT WUN Couture Fall/Winter 2027 pls help me get out of debt donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways or dinahlance-shop.fourthwall.com

[seinfeldr]

[realest-slenderman]

i do accomodate people with disabilities when they collect my pages btw

[realest-slenderman]

i cant provide adderall for you but i can give you an extended time limit + cryptic hints for collecting my pages

[soupkiddo]

thank you Slenderman! can I wear earplugs? the static is a bit overstimulating

[realest-slenderman]

yes you can 👍

[soupkiddo]

I love you Slenderman. can you kill my boss.

[realest-slenderman]

i love you too and i cant leave my forest but if you send your boss over to me i can probably arrange something

[mikeybee]

has anyone else found it much harder to make friends online as an adult than as a child? i made my best friend through a fandom oc askblog in middle school and now im so scared of being annoying that i dont even comment on youtube videos anymore. what happened to me?

[mikeybee]

it turns out i am the problem and my fear of being percieved is antisocial behavior. i simply need to Get Over It, and learn to be ok with being disliked.

[mikeybee]

i saw that "chud=fascist" post going around and rolled my eyes because self deprecation is the point of reclaiming chud from nazis

like the joke is that chuds are awful people with ugly souls and calling yourself that as a form of self deprication is funny right? (like lying for the bit yknow like im *insert thing thats the opposite of my character and is thus obviously wrong*)

anyways if i see another person on twitter refer to a woman (fictional or not) as a foid im writing the sequel to industrial society and its future

[nitashinori]

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

[mikeybee]

man i have so many attacks i wanna do for art fight but between my personal life and creative endeavors taking up my mental bandwidth its been so hard... but i WANNA GRAAAGH i gotta REVENGE and i gotta ATTACK PPL WHO ARENT MY FRIENDS

it has been cool to be able to attack my friends this year though, we're all on different teams cuz theres three of us :D yippee!

[mikeybee]

i'm slowly realizing that while i may be against communities surrounding popular lolcows im not immune to the lolcow experience, and i'm totally a fan of some of those scc freaks and videos tearing them down

[mikeybee]

i have since learned that my favorite SCC (or more accurately ACC) freak was complicit in covering up another freak's crimes and the feeling i have is sort of what i imagine horse racing fans feel when they learn their favorite horse has been put down

[sepiamestus]

I would like to apologize to every single one of my wips ever

[wuwalalawuwuwa]

mid-surgery i wake up and i go "K-Kyaaaa! The handsome doctors are touching me!" i look up at the doctors and shield my exposed organs... "d..don't touch me, you pervs!" the doctors then say "HOW IS SHE AWAKE PUT HER BACK UNDER NOW"

[bedupolker]

black holes are the T. Rex of astral bodies