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My name is Michael Gary Scott and I am the world's best boss. I even have the mug to prove it.

[fuck-that-shitx-deactivated2021]

[dailyjimpam]

[mikeygscott]

WELP first things first i'm the realest. nah that's not what i was gonna say. first things first i am very overwhelmed right now because for one i have so many things to do around the house and my room is a total disaster that still has yet to be fully unpacked and organized and then i have like 14 drafts here that i need to work on and i just have been feeling so IUHWR39uh that i cannot even write a word without hating it and my scrantonsocial account on instagram has suddenly taken off thanks to some promos and now i'm pushing more than 600 followers within the past 5 days and as thankful and honored and pleased that i am that people actually ENJOY the shit i've been posting, it just makes me feel like there is a huge weight on my shoulders bc now there's more people breathing down my neck waiting for me to post something good and im afraid that i wont be able to satisfy them and im already kinda brain ded with ideas and iDK IM JUST VERY !~!!!!!!!! right now im sorry

i dont think ill be able to be here very much for this next week or so i just gotta really try to get my room done and take care of some other things and i cannot make this a priiority rn even though im quite sad bc i love my threads and i love u people and ill miss u OTL i'll try to be back as soon as possible and get these things done but it may not be til the weekend that i post anything, but ill probably lurk when i can.

anyway if u need me/wanna talk just shoot me an inbox, i use kik and line app and kkt and pretty much every social media platform so we can talk outside of tumblr if u want, i just dont have enough time to sit down and focus on serious threads rn

but ye ok this is enough blabbering im sorry GOODBYE FOR NOW and i love u all xoxo ;~;

[mikeygscott]

i have like 12 drafts waiting to be completed and i've been staring at them all day and i haven't been able to lift a finger I AM SO SORRY I AM AWFUL i haven't done any replies in like 2 days but i promise i'm gonna get to them as ASAP as possible pls don't hate me

[thorodinson]

[thursday]

[mikeygscott]

i feel inclined to give you all a heads up, not that i actually have any reason to, but i will do it anyway just to feel important. i probably won't be around much today. i'm going out with my mom and then we have company coming over later and then tonight i'm going to noraebang with my friends to celebrate my birthday (which was like a month ago but....oh well, we're late with these things). so, if i get a chance i may lurk but i probably won't get to any serious replies until that's all done with. my drafts are filling up, but i will get to everything at some point and you all have my word.

okay, anyway, i hope you all have a great day. see you around. i'm going to go drown myself in the shower.

[nevver]

[awesomenarddog-deactivated20160]

happy ones, of course. with crust, i’m not picky, any kind of bread just don’t put ham inside, i hate ham. you know what? you’re making too many question and my stomach is still growling. just give me an apple. 

[mikeygscott]

apples are easier. *throws it at your head*

[awesomenarddog-deactivated20160]

thank you! i want sandwiches with little ketchup faces on top.

[mikeygscott]

you're gonna have to be a little more clear about that. what sort of faces? angry ones? sad ones? happy ones? scary ones? be specific. also, what sort of sandwich? and do you like a certain type of bread? with or without crust? you're making this too hard for me, everything is so vague. *puts on apron*

[dundermifflinscranton]

Michael has asked Pam and me to dinner at least nine times and every time we’ve been able to get out of it. But, I’ve gotta give him credit, he got me. Because, I’m starting to suspect that there was no assignment from corporate.

[mikeygscott]

well, i'm gonna bake some cookies so that i have a snack for when i watch alexander and the terrible horrible no good very bad day (again) bc i'm bored of being online and also i loved steve's performance in this movie so yeah I SHALL RETURN A BIT LATER and possibly get to the remainder of my drafts then. 

let's hope this baking attempt doesn't end up like the last one, otherwise this is gonna be me:

adios!

[completelyerratic]

[TEXT] For God’s sake, Michael, YOU texted ME.

[mikeygscott]

This isn't easy for him, figuring out what he's supposed to say in a situation like this. Michael's never been much of a tactful man and his relationship with Jan has never been perfect. He can recognize well enough that he needs to tread lightly with her if he wants to have this end well, but that's not something he's confident that he can manage. Honestly, at first he'd been so riled up in his own fantasies that he'd thought he'd had everything together. For a moment there it seemed like he'd finally figured out what he'd wanted, from Jan, from their relationship, and from himself. He'd spent all night thinking about all the things he regretted, all the things he would change if only given the opportunity.

When he awoke in the morning, he felt oddly hopeful and self-assured. He'd had enough courage to find her contact in his phone and begin to speak his newly-cleared mind to her through text. He'd gone over the thoughts in his head at least twenty times, word for word, preparing himself mentally for the upcoming conversation he expected to be uncomfortable but hoped to be successful in some way. All he wanted to do was to let some of the endless weight off his chest and stand up for himself, at least once in his life. But the moment he'd begun pouring his heart out, the overwhelming feeling of unsureness rattled him to the core. Suddenly, his heart was racing and his fingers were beginning to shake.

[TEXT] Well I did, but I also asked you not to respond yet you did anyway so...

It's a weak response and he knows it, but somehow he just wants to keep her talking, even if he doesn't have a clue if he's going to be able to handle it. Many times in the past he'd said just about anything to keep Jan talking to him, even if it meant she was screaming or telling him things he didn't want or think he needed to hear. He knows very well, more than anyone, that their relationship has been anything but healthy. At times he's pretended for the sake of having something to hold onto, but he isn't as stupid and as oblivious as people always tend to think. He knows he and Jan don't fit together like two pieces of a puzzle. He knows that he might very well be better off no longer associating with her as others have suggested to him. He knows listening to her and deleting her number from his phone and ending this unstable dance once and for all would likely benefit him in the long run. But still, for some reason, he finds it so hard to imagine a life without her. Finds it so hard to let her disappear.

[distractedlibra]

Marina and The Diamonds // I’m a Ruin

[mikeygscott]

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[mikeygscott]

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[mikeygscott]

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