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happy ones, of course. with crust, i’m not picky, any kind of bread just don’t put ham inside, i hate ham. you know what? you’re making too many question and my stomach is still growling. just give me an apple.
apples are easier. *throws it at your head*
thank you! i want sandwiches with little ketchup faces on top.
you're gonna have to be a little more clear about that. what sort of faces? angry ones? sad ones? happy ones? scary ones? be specific. also, what sort of sandwich? and do you like a certain type of bread? with or without crust? you're making this too hard for me, everything is so vague. *puts on apron*
Michael has asked Pam and me to dinner at least nine times and every time we’ve been able to get out of it. But, I’ve gotta give him credit, he got me. Because, I’m starting to suspect that there was no assignment from corporate.
[TEXT] For God’s sake, Michael, YOU texted ME.
This isn't easy for him, figuring out what he's supposed to say in a situation like this. Michael's never been much of a tactful man and his relationship with Jan has never been perfect. He can recognize well enough that he needs to tread lightly with her if he wants to have this end well, but that's not something he's confident that he can manage. Honestly, at first he'd been so riled up in his own fantasies that he'd thought he'd had everything together. For a moment there it seemed like he'd finally figured out what he'd wanted, from Jan, from their relationship, and from himself. He'd spent all night thinking about all the things he regretted, all the things he would change if only given the opportunity.
When he awoke in the morning, he felt oddly hopeful and self-assured. He'd had enough courage to find her contact in his phone and begin to speak his newly-cleared mind to her through text. He'd gone over the thoughts in his head at least twenty times, word for word, preparing himself mentally for the upcoming conversation he expected to be uncomfortable but hoped to be successful in some way. All he wanted to do was to let some of the endless weight off his chest and stand up for himself, at least once in his life. But the moment he'd begun pouring his heart out, the overwhelming feeling of unsureness rattled him to the core. Suddenly, his heart was racing and his fingers were beginning to shake.
[TEXT] Well I did, but I also asked you not to respond yet you did anyway so...
It's a weak response and he knows it, but somehow he just wants to keep her talking, even if he doesn't have a clue if he's going to be able to handle it. Many times in the past he'd said just about anything to keep Jan talking to him, even if it meant she was screaming or telling him things he didn't want or think he needed to hear. He knows very well, more than anyone, that their relationship has been anything but healthy. At times he's pretended for the sake of having something to hold onto, but he isn't as stupid and as oblivious as people always tend to think. He knows he and Jan don't fit together like two pieces of a puzzle. He knows that he might very well be better off no longer associating with her as others have suggested to him. He knows listening to her and deleting her number from his phone and ending this unstable dance once and for all would likely benefit him in the long run. But still, for some reason, he finds it so hard to imagine a life without her. Finds it so hard to let her disappear.
Marina and The Diamonds // I’m a Ruin
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