Hypothetically Speaking

Because Humor Matters

[mikeyllo]

Why am I so excited about these Hot Mama pickles? I saw them on the TikTok and had to have them! #HotMama #pickles #vanholtens #pickle #amazon https://www.instagram.com/p/CpOc8DjLvTr/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mikeyllo]

This is why I needed the Cheez Whiz….I had Velveeta though! #cheesesteak #steakandcheese #velveeta #cheezwhiz https://www.instagram.com/p/Co8h6oyL296/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mikeyllo]

I do not like onions, but I do somehow like French Onion Soup. Here’s today’s recipe results. Not too shabby! #cooking #frenchonionsoup #soup #dontjudgeme #lol https://www.instagram.com/p/Co6MKn7Mx3I/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mikeyllo]

Unless this is Beyoncé or Renaissance Tour related, I rebuke this in the name of Martha Stewart and AOC! Not on my watch. It’s a solid no for me, Sis! I’m returning this fortune cookie now!!! #HomeBody #NotMe #InsideOrDie #AndIAmTellingYouImNotGoing #Introvert #Tired #Nope #NotOnMyWatch https://www.instagram.com/p/CoODJRnvvuK/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mikeyllo]

My Granny asked what I was making today, so I had to come up with something. It’s a cold, gray day, so Italian Sausage Soup was an easy choice. #cooking #foodie #soup #italiansausagesoup https://www.instagram.com/p/CnurUAXPMQ9/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mikeyllo]

Using the Instant Pot. Who can guess what this beef, jalapeños pepper, onion, and garlic mixture it the start of? #cooking #guess #whatisit #instantpot https://www.instagram.com/p/CnaaFa4P79Q/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mikeyllo]

Christmas just ain’t Christmas without adult hot chocolate and at least 8 hours of Hallmark holiday movies. #christmas #hallmark #hallmarkchristmasmovies #hotchocolate #vodka https://www.instagram.com/p/Cmmgcpyvd1S/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mikeyllo]

If I just cried through cutting up these onions and jalapeños, I need y’all to guess what tonight’s meal will be. I’ll give you a hint…ground beef will be making an appearance! What am I making? #cooking #onion #jalapeno #groundbeef https://www.instagram.com/p/CmkKwpuP-NQ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mikeyllo]

Trying to upgrade my fried chicken wing game before my momma comes back for a visit. What tips y’all got? #chickenwings #friedchicken #recipe #recipes #chicken #cooking https://www.instagram.com/p/CmVQULhs_HZ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mikeyllo]

Ummm, I have a few questions. Anybody tried these? #applebees #cheetos #wings https://www.instagram.com/p/CjbxTx2rnbX/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mikeyllo]

After almost 3 years of me living here, the former tenant of my apt is still having Savage Fenty products delivered to my door. It’s never tissue. Never Amazon orders. Always lingerie. Are they trying to tell me something? Are they watching? Do they know my size? And does Rihanna really want me to have this? 😂🤪🤣😜 #savagexfenty #wrongaddress #lingerie #package https://www.instagram.com/p/CjWnMeMLmGg/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mikeyllo]

Yes, you can do this at home and not have to tip nobody…unless you want to slide a couple dollars to yourself! #homecooking #buffalowings #celery #ranch https://www.instagram.com/p/CjLybYbvZNQ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mikeyllo]

Homemade buffalo wings have to come from somewhere. #buffalowings #chicken #chickenwings #buffalosauce #franks https://www.instagram.com/p/CiVtcQRP_3N/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mikeyllo]

Mommy, I got crabs!!!! 🦀 #crabs #bluecrabs #marylandbluecrabs https://www.instagram.com/p/CiF2hy3rwpg/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mikeyllo]

My new Urevo treadmill from Amazon helped me ALMOST close my exercise and move rings today! I’m gettin’ it in. Day one! #urevo #treadmill #apple #applewatch #exercise #move #urevotreadmill #amazon #amazonfinds #dayone https://www.instagram.com/p/Ch3SE8-s1Kv/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mikeyllo]

Oh crap! It’s about to go down!!! You want a steak or something? I’m taking this PowerXL grill to the park tomorrow. Burgers for everybody! I hope they have some free outlets available. 😂 #grill #indoorgrilling #powerxlsmokelessgrill #cooking #grilling https://www.instagram.com/p/Chf2-6nLJAq/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mikeyllo]

No matter how many chapters the history book holds about me, may it always be known that I put together this elliptical machine on my own with the help of an instruction manual and YouTube. My 3rd grade teacher would be kinda proud of me now!!! Side note: It doesn’t work, but at least it looks like an elliptical machine. #elliptical #sunnyhealthandfitness #homegym #amazon #amazonprime #exercise #IDidIt https://www.instagram.com/p/ChddjuMsllV/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=