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[wembleyfragglesarchive]

im washing me and my clothes bitch

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

[unsaltedpeanutbutter]

She drunk as fuck

[mono-red-menace]

she femaled femininely across the room, her breasts breasting breastily. her jeans were tighter than my asshole

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

Which ed sheeran song is this

[cheeseshroom]

Vision

Eurovision

[childhoodruiner]

Please rise for the National Anthem..

[childhoodruiner]

[childhoodruiner]

[childhoodruiner]

[little-one-lioness]

This may be the best thing on the internet

[childhoodruiner]

[cryptiboy]

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

[myliobatiste]

They lived with a sentient disembodied hand

[mszombi]

Once you reach peak goth that just happens

[thesymski]

you are the dancing queen

young and sweet

this bitch empty yeet

[fleetwoodmacaroons]

hi Fleetwood Mac are ruining my life again

[youwantyourfreedom]

just thinking about all those times stevie’s going to sing landslide without lindsey by her side after 40+ years and I’m not okay

[unfortunately-awake]

[britneyaddiction]

[susiethemoderator]

[arcampbell94]

Part of adulting is having your bed in the center of the wall instead of in the corner.

[token-white-friend]

why… is this………….. true…………………

[lonelymountainson]

You can pry my Corner Bed out of my cold, dead hands.

[unclefather]

Look at that snatched waist and sock bun. She’d do numbers on Instagram

[joshpeck]

this website was a mistake

[queenmelisende]

To be honest, I’m going to be pretty damn disappointed if there’s a romance between Han Solo and Emilia Clarke’s character in the Solo movie.

Like, not to be dramatic, but I would literally rather set myself on fire than watch Han Solo be with any woman who’s not Leia.

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

Carrie is a better anti-bullying message than 13 Reasons Why because she didn’t mail passive aggressive cassette tapes around to people who were tangentially involved she just psychically killed everyone who had ever hurt her and blew up half the town

[hotvampireadjacent]

i thought this was about Carrie fisher and kinda nodded “yeah she would”

[setheverman]

lmao ain’t that the guy from star wars?

[audible-smiles]

oh Darth Maul’s an alien I always thought he was just really committed to his aesthetic

[audible-smiles]

half of the reblogs on this post are annoying people telling me that technically ALL Star Wars characters are aliens, and the other half are like this:

[pedrospascals-deactivated202005]

 stranger things appreciation ✰ day three: favorite character → steve harrington ↳ “No buts. I promised I’d keep you shitheads safe, and that’s exactly what I plan on. We’re staying here. On the bench. And we’re waiting for the starting team to do their job.”