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Indie Mikleo RP Blog | Selective | sideblog to 'talesofepeolatry'

[zee-ami]

bad influence 

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[mikleotheenforcer]

dischronological:

…that was one hell of a year-long nap.

Well, it was better than the eight centuries one.

    About time. You had us waiting.

[wavervelvett]

“One and Only: Mutual partners who don’t want to lose to anyone else. That is why they have been able to grow, until now and from now on.”

for @stahlion

[hyliansnacks]

All of my favorite Tales characters! Interacting! I love them so much!!!

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[mikleotheenforcer]

@melphisxisylvia ;; BECAUSE I DUN GOOFED

   Garden parties...? Mikleo took a seat at the table again, leaning his face down a bit closer than it had been before. A tea set... a beautiful one, to be certain, but to have multiple tea sets for multiple occasions felt... lavish. He supposed, with her status and where they were in the castle of Hyland, it would make sense for things to be a bit more upper-crust than from modest homes like those around them. But even still...

   “And so you’re having one of these... garden parties... soon?” It sounded so self explanitory. Garden party. Party in garden. Party in a garden like the one they were in, with a fancy tea set, and fancy foods, headed by a princess for fancy other nobles, amongst whom he... would have to actively participate...? Things had been so odd since Sorey had....

   He still wasn’t used to the fact that a good majority of people now could see him. In fact, it took him a moment to recognize that the woman who had been pruning the leaves of the bushes nearby was, in fact, actively watching him assess and investigate this tea set as if it were an artifact of great import. Embarrassed, he sat up straighter, clearing his throat as if to reset the mood. “I imagine that must put a great stress on your home. Is there anything I can do to help?”

[mikleotheenforcer]

That’s for garden parties, of course..

    “Garden parties.” he repeated. Mikleo watched as the people busily went to working. The amount of work humans put into aesthetics for things like parties and sorts never ceased to amaze him, and the fact that Alisha still recalled all of the ins and outs of human customs despite her newer form did the same. He crossed his arms, examining the atrium that lead to the hedgemaze, the extensively long, lavishly decorated table. “And garden parties are for...?” ... surely not celebrating gardens...?

[mikleotheenforcer]

Is it supposed to be making that noise? (Sorey)

    “... no. Not it’s not.”

    Mikleo only had a few moments of recognition before clarity: Sorey, excited by the book on the pedestal, had hurried forward without thinking. Sorey, excited by the book on the pedestal, had stepped onto the platform without thinking. Sorey, excited by the book on the pedestal, had forgotten that they were in a mildly dangerous setting where they had already encountered not one, not two, but three prior defensive traps, and yet was still entirely undeterred from darting forward. 

    So no, not it was not supposed to make that sound, and as the floor gave way beneath Mikleo’s feet, it was all he could do not to shoot a spout of water at Sorey and launch him off the miraculously still in place platform that he was standing on. 

    The fall was not so bad- twenty, maybe thirty feet- and Mikleo was adept at catching himself, if nothing else. Though now they were separated. As his feet came to rest at the bottom of the new chasm, Mikleo flipped his staff in his hand with an unseen flourish, then glowered up. “Everything alright up there?” Why would a trap like this exist...? Whoever climbed on the platform was spared.... was it just to isolate? Or...

     “Don’t touch the book, Sorey!” Something had to be wrong with it, right?

[mikleotheenforcer]

Pterodactyl screeching MEEBO!!! SLAMS MEME INTO HERE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE "You’re leaving your friends to die!"

    Mikleo would not pause the damn game again to explain his reasoning. His eyes did not leave the screen as he mumbled, “If they wanted to live, they’d get on the damn ship faster. Not my fault they all have stumpy legs.” Look, Sorey, this game had been your idea. Just because the choices Mikleo made were not the same that you had made did not mean you had to give him that scathing, judgmental look every time he ditched teammates to find new ones in the next world...

[mikleotheenforcer]

"Massage the fish to unlock the secret ending!"

    “Don’t patronize me.” Mikleo insisted. Seriously, how did the two of them always end up on fish-duty? And besides, how on earth would anyone massage a fish? Or get an ending from fish? This wasn’t some game. That would make no sense.... but even then, this was Muzet.... she always seemed to know something more than she was letting on, and... well, she’d been helpful before...

    He glared at the bubble he’d manufactured, the fish within twirling back and forth between the barrier of the edge. .... “How would I even....? Massage....?” he muttered to himself. Oh, yes, she’d gotten him now...

[mikleotheenforcer]

Zaveid "Look at Noctberto."

    Noct...berto...? Mikleo followed his eyes, seeing a man across the way in what could only be described as the oddest circular hat and an ostentatious poncho. He crossed his arms. “... you know that guy?” Noctberto.... what a name...

[nxctcaelum]

LoudAnnoying Twitch Stream Sentence Starters     Taken from the Chocobros ( minus Gladio ) livestream-!

I’m going out with my friends to get married.

I’m gonna look up because I’m cute.

Is it supposed to be making that noise?

Oh, hi there opening~

QUICK SAY THE CATCH PHRASE WE’RE LOSING THEM.

Oh my god, this is great!

I’m glad to be looking at his butt, I’m glad we’re down here, but I’d like to get back up…

The girls have had their fill of Gladio’s butt, now…

Thanks for the fan service.

We have to find a new recipe.

Don’t take a shot- it’s a Wednesday night, I know you have work tomorrow!

You got the map just for running away from her!

Oh, we could pick an outfit!

Oh man, I’m so sad my dad’s dead.

All of my dreams, and also a nightmare…

That looks like it’s on sale for 50% off at Express…

That’s for garden parties, of course..

Look at Noctberto.

We’re just hanging out with a thousand of our closest friends…

That sombrero really slowed you down.

That’s like, eight or nine tacos in.

Somebody just called you a n00b…

You’re leaving your friends to die!

Don’t tell anybody…. it looks like a big ding dong…

I saved your ass there!

Yeah, that’s kinda messed up, right?

‘allo, guvnah!

My you is terrible…

I love that he’s like, the most tragic character- all his friends are dead. Just… Dave.

You make that toast.

What a creep!

I’m just looking at you fecks.

What a crock a shit…

Those weren’t words. You just made Japanese sounds.

We’re trapped in catchphrase hell….

-cacophony of screams-

It’s a hard Noct life for us.

Why does every woman have midriff…?

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, LIFE IS A SERIES OF CHOICES-

Run like you stole something!

Where is my catchphrase!?

Take the game out, burn it.

I’m taking a poll!

…. you wrote got it, didn’t you?

Five Nights at Kenny’s…

Look at his Jesus sandals!

He’s clearly a murderer.

His pants are tight…

Let’s just make him a really hard Italian stereotype.

Sweet jammin’ custard!

Massage the fish to unlock the secret ending!

Did you cook the kitty’s fish? How dare you?!

CAN THEY HEAR ME PEEING!?

That cat just showed you it’s butthole.

Everyone loves your laugh, by the way. It gives them life.

Massage or riot-!

Why is this happening?!

It’s from my days in Milan, boys.

Is that your boyfriend!?

So where’s the Colossal Titan…?

You’re best girl.

I’VE COME UP WITH A NEW RECIPEH.

JUST TURN THE PLAYSTATION OFF. JUST TEAR IT OUT OF THE WALL.

[mikleotheenforcer]

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    I refuse to justify myself.

tagged by: the wind

tagging: yes you

[snorelaks]

yes babe, the heelys are off this time I promise, please come back to bed

*rips sheets off to reveal the heelys are still on* I fucking lied the swag never stops

[rorotoz-blog]

[arcanebond]

yes hello this is officially a mikleo’s face appreciation blog

[hyliansnacks]

Why couldn’t I be human like you?

[falsehero]

“looks like your uncle’s back with a new apprentice.” aka ‘have you ever thought about human mikleo and cry bc i did’ the thread.