Mik's dreams

Hi, I'm Mik Ogniokrwisty and thanks to a certain princess I was reborn from a fire-blooded pony into Prince of the Night. One of my duties includes writing down dreams and concepts born as a direct result of those dreams as long as they make sense and are more than just my personal... Fantasies. I think some of those dreams may be found interesting or even note-worthy. Only problem is, I can't control my dreams so pudates, if any, will be irregular.

[en-futubandera]

[mikoc5]

Let’s see... **deep breath**

Gameplay: - The enemy he’s fighting is from Dark Souls, I think. Either that or someone made a fightable Arthas from WoW. Not familiar enough with either franchise to say for 100% sure. - The weapon he’s using seems to be a shotgun from Doom. I’m guessing that based on the hand when he reloads. - The Music seems to be Zelda, but it’s such earrape that I have to listen to it at like 1%. Not that Tumblr lets me adjust it :/ - The shotgun sound is familiar, but I can’t quite put my finger on it. Seems to be Half-Life. Then again, could be just Doom like the model. The map is based on Mario 64.

UI: - That guy in the top left is from Lego Star Wars, as is that odd-looking money counter (believe they’re called ‘studs’) - The compas looks so generic it could be from anywhere, but I’ll hazard a guess like “Battlefield” or “CoD” or one of those mainstream shooters. - The map is from Runescape. - The crosshairs in the middle of the screen are from Portal - That “1st” seems to be from one of the Mario Kart games. - Minecraft inventory bar, minus the hearts. Also health and armour from Fortnite. - As he shoots the guy, he earns points for his Pulse Bomb ult from Overwatch. - Hey, he even has Tracer’s Blink and Recall! Too bad they don’t seem to be bound to any buttons, unlike the ult. That one’s activated by pressing Q.

Did I miss anything?

[brightorangerain]

I don’t know why this is so hard for everyone to understand. #accessibility #accessible #humanrights #disability #disabled #disabilities #spinabifida #ableism #ableist #disabledlife #actuallydisabled #wheelchairusers #wheelchairs #crutches #ramps #elevators #asl #deaf #braille #blind #standard https://www.instagram.com/p/BouExZFAPLS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ecziepbt5u0t

[mikoc5]

While I agree with the sentiment, there’s reasons for these not being the standard. Namely, most people simply don’t think of it, and those who do still have to mind their wallets when they set up a buisness.

According to this article Price to install a new front doorAnn Gregory, owner of Door Store and Windows in Louisville, Kentucky, says the cost to install a door depends on several factors, such as the hardware, warranties or windows. She says a typical install runs from $1,500 for the most basic installation up to $20,000 If you’re setting up a small, restaurant buisness in an area where there’s maybe 2 or 3 people who would need automatic doors, spending, say, $5000 on a standard door instead of $10 000 on a sliding door would set you $5000 forward. If you’re just starting out that 5k might be the difference between your buisness shutting down or not. Especially since, if you print your own menus, a braile printer would be something you’d have to either buy yourself or keep paying for every time you want to update the menu. And ASL interpreters are people, too. You would have to pay their wages, accomodation costs, and travel costs to EVERY event. Presumably that even means a “Campfire and games for children” events in small villages that have no known deaf people. Not only there’s no need for them to be there, that’s extra costs on whoever would have to organize them.

Not only that, but some elevator-less buildings are simply elevator-less because they are too old. If you have a 20-apartment block of flats built around WW2, of course it’s not gonna have an elevator, but what are you going to do, expell everyone from their homes and destroy the place they used to call their own simply for the sake of ONE person who MIGHT need the elevator?

TL;DR: Some things are too costly, too old, or just plain unnecessary. Why is it so hard for everyone to understand?

[brightorangerain]

#disability #disabled #disabilities #ableism #ableist #disabledlife #actuallydisabled #wheelchairusers https://www.instagram.com/p/BolCCUohHwZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vok5ls03swwp

[mikoc5]

“I don’t see you as neither an inferior human being who deserves nothing but contempt nor a selfish entitled legless bastard who does nothing but use their disability as both a shield to fend off and criticism and a weapon to harrass other people with, you’re just a person who unfortunately lost the ability to walk because of accident/desiease and that doesn’t make you any less human.” can be summed up as this: “I don’t see you”, at least according to Lisa Dixon

[alpha-beta-gamer]

Magic: The Gathering Arena has entered open Beta, offering a streamlined and more modern take on the classic Magic: The Gathering turn based card-battling.

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[mikoc5]

This new Hearthstone game looks really good. :P

[paypigbi]

i’m a paypig

mistress told me to send money to people because i don’t deserve it

ill pick a few people who reblog this post to send 1000€, i’ll post proof later today

[mikoc5]

Am I late for this?

[ankle-beez]

🅱️lease refrain from wanting to fuck the Overwatch hamster, thanks

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

[ray10k]

Pretty sure people are already drawing stuff with D'va’s mech and Wrecking Ball’s bot, though.

[mikoc5]

Wouldn’t be shocked if someone was actually already drawing Hammond shagging some other critter, or maybe even shagging Reinheardt. Plus, not like it’ll stop the furry community. They’ll either feed him shrink/grow potions or straight up anthropomorphise him and have him steal Dva’s MEKA.

[justsomeantifas]

from my twitter: https://twitter.com/grapholect

[beansidhe]

Facts. They don’t even update them. Like the most basic easiest task of maintaining a robot worker. I went to McDs yesterday and ordered from the kiosk thing because I had my kids and it was in the play area (which is a genius move and convenient v brilliant on McD part) and everything I ordered was “no longer available” seasonal items (buttermilk tenders). When they came out to tell me they told me the items hadn’t been available for weeks. How hard can it possibly be to remove seasonal items from a digital menu? Honestly? Why are they still listed when they haven’t been available for WEEKS? Link that to your ordering inventory and POS systems and it will do it for you. Grocery store ordering systems do this already and tell the department heads what they moved and what they have in inventory so they can more accurately order. Restaurants also have this as part of their POS systems. It cant be that hard to adapt this for a fast food place kiosk to show that certain items may be temporarily unavailable and to speak to someone at the counter.

[justsomeantifas]

and we really think the people who wont even update the technology they already have, let alone keep it functional, are gonna be able to maintain a restaurant made entirely of technology thats existence necessitates the exact cost of its worth. give me a break.

[rosebramblewolf]

the store where i work has an air conditioning system thats at least 35 years old. every summer the system breaks at least once, usually it works so hard that part of it freezes and then they have to turn it off for several days to let it thaw out while we move the merchandise around and put out buckets because dirty ac water is literally dripping through the ceiling. usually that happens around the beginning of august. this year its already giving us fits. halfway through the day it will start blowing HOT air. for a week and a half now they have had a repair person out EVERY DAY to work on it. but ofc until it literally cant be made to run at all the company wont shell out to replace it.

[justsomeantifas]

it’s simple, workers are cheaper for capitalists to employ even if they paid them a livable wage than automating their jobs. it’s a scare tactic meant to stop workers from fighting for a livable wage because the capitalists want to squeeze every penny out of the working class.

[kadenzys-gone]

And “not updating your vital tech because doing so adds to overhead” is a very, very basic trait of capitalism. It’s inherently a system based on short-term thinking.

This is why US infrastructure is falling to pieces, including things like dams that will cause major natural disasters when they fail – the politicians are all playing Russian roulette trying not to be the one who has to authorize the expense and figuring “it’ll hold until the end of my term.”

[mikoc5]

OK, so how many of you wouldn’t do that exact same thing? Because I don’t f*ing believe you when you say “Yeah, I’ll happilly shell out 500USD for a new vacuum after a wheel fell off of it after two months, even though the unit is still operational otherwise, and is just slightly less convenient to pull around.”

Besides, what buisness would STAY in buisness every time they had to shell out money for a brand new AC unit simply because this one has a slight glitch? While yes, it sounds like that broken AC needs replacement, imagine if workers went on strike because IDFK, the “Fix” on their new AC after it starts making funny noise is to screw the covering tighter on and they demand a new unit because this one is “malfunctioning”. Your solution has changed from 10 minutes a week to 10 hours a month (time to replace the installation, presumably) and there’s no way anyone but the most lavish, overinflated buisness could afford.

And while yes, this may seem greedy, what if you were the buisness owner of something smaller, like, say, an indie bakery with one production hall and 2 stores? Suddenly one of them starts asking for, say, air fresheners constantly “because the place stinks”, so what do you do? Just blindly approve of this and add a regurarl cost to the place, or go there (or hire someone to go there) and identify what’s causing the smell?

And if you were a parent, would you really buy your child a new toy every time it asked? Because that’s what your advocating here, at least from the viewpoint of the buisness owner.

tl;dr: Yes but it’s cheaper tho and that’s how we stay in buisness to employ hundreds of people and give them money for their work.

[chasekip]

Depressed man and his family of supportive cats Meowth

[psychic-pony]

My thing is: the last gif makes no sense, unless he impaled the ball on the spike.

[ray10k]

In the 3rd gif, you can see the ball has a hole opposite to where the string is.

[mikoc5]

Actually, there is a spike in that last gif. Or so it appears. You can even see the hole in like 1 frame in it.

[antigoneprogone]

You know, my suspension of disbelief goes pretty far with Overwatch. Like, this girl got unstuck in time - okay. There’s a talking gorilla - whatever. This Australian nutcase is immune to his own explosives - why not. But the one thing I’ll never, never be able to give any credibility to is the notion that in the entire universe of Overwatch, out of all the people in the world, that Soldier 76 is the only person in the entirety of the game who knows how to run.

[ray10k]

Alternate approach to the problem - 76 is the only one who can walk rather than run, the rest of them are perpetually stuck running.

[mikoc5]

I’m kinda agreeing with that notion, with a few exceptions of people who are just unable to - Zenyata outright hovers aboveground, Junkrat is missing a leg, Roady is about as fat as a typical body-positive feminist, Rin is slowed down by his bulky armour, Ana is too old and unlike Soldier she isn’t loaded up with superserums (Plus Solly was constatnly fighting crime in Dorado in the meantime while she was on vacation), Pharah doesn’t need to (because jetpack), Winston’s got one arm occupied at all times, Zarya might have trouble running while she’s touting a gun she tore off an APC. Tracer probably isn’t used to running as she can blink (plus her animations kinda look like she’s constantly jogging on those piddly little legs of hers anyway). Genji and Hanzo run by default, though not very fast. D’va is a gamer and overreliant on her MEKA, naturally she’s already jogging much like Tracer. Running would mess up McCree’s aim, Reaper might simply be too proud or too EDGY to run, Doomfist might not wanna risk punching himself in half, Sombra is able to spring with her cloak on, BESTion is too bulky to sprint, Mei is a scientist wearing arctic armour, Torby is wearing a forge on his back everywhere and might have the same problem as Zarya, Orisa might not be anatomicly capable of gallopping, Lucio skates everywhere, Mercy is a medic (and her armour seems to be more designed for flying/hovering than running), Moria and Symmetra... I dunno, I haven’t played Overwatch enough to speak on former’s behalf, and Symmetra isn’t a soldier. Plus she might not think to do it.

[artopiummike]

[lovelyardie]

yea we do

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

The truth.

[mikoc5]

I wonder if there’s ever gonna be a “Niggas love watermelons” sign

[cloversnotes]

This is my first coding assignment for my software engineering class that started today. It’s going to be a really good semester.

[cloversnotes]

UPDATE: I got my grade back and

“100″

[dragongirltitties]

post the code

[ray10k]

Post the code, please.

[mikoc5]

Heck yeah post the code! =D

[gravegospel]

i dont care what "new canon" or nintendo says. samus will always be a six foot tall plus, badass bounty huntress, who could benchpress a car and is bird mom sometimes

i feel you but, something really neat that I’ve noticed?

In Zero Mission, you start of the game unable to grab onto ledges a and its like “yeah whatever” and it isn’t until you get into the Chozo ruins to pick up the “Power Grip” ability that you can latch onto ledges i never thought all too much about it’s inclusion into the game as much as just another maneuverability option/power up preventing you access to certain areas etc. etc.

i never really realized that the power grip ability was there to augment her strength to levels where she could pull her entire body and power suit up ledges with one arm (because you know, cannon on the other)

later on in the game when you lose your suit and power-ups 

ya girl sammy still constantly pulling her whole body weight up ledges with one hand, gun on the other she is fucking buff and that’s just how it is

[mikoc5]

Funny enough this reminds me of how she was in Metroid: Fusion. You get the ability to grip onto ledges right off the start, even though you are wearing the suit. This actually has a rather simple explanation: Your suit in that game is a lot lighter than in every other, on account of your old one having to be surgically removed. Plus, you’re beefed up on Metroid DNA, so it kinda makes sense you wouldn’t need the power grip since you’re either stronger, don’t have to even lift as much bro, or both. This is even incorporated into gameplay, as (if memory from TV tropes serves right) you take a LOT more damage from enemies compared to other games.

Oh and to all y’all haters: This is the ONLY Metroid game I saw that gives an actual good reason as to why Samus lost her powers, so suck it.

[musicforadarkenedtheatre-deacti]

im accepting constructive criticism on this post

[dannyelfmemes]

its good

[maelwife]

It’s good

[horrormonitor]

it’s good

[mikoc5]

I find it to be lawful evil.

But I might be biased, I sexually identify as chaotic good.

[3rdeyechakra]

Reblog to make a white gay big mad

[psychodon525]

Reblog to make a gay of colour happy.

[mikoc5]

As a “gay of colour”, this makes me sad.

‘cos I mean seriously. This is some divisive bullshit. The adding of these stripes  and how much people focus on it is kinda like saying to me “only blacks allowed” and that aint right. I wanted to get married under a gay flag, but if you’re gonna make it about race, what am I gonna tell my boyfriend? “Sorry, man, but... you not black enough for the flag, we can’t get married” or something?

Please tell me y’all aren’t gonna push to make interracial marriage illegal again. I don’t want to be segregated into “White gay” and “black gay”, I just wanna be a f*ing gay-ass faggot with other gay-ass faggots for fuck’s sake. Skin has nothing to do with this!

[tastefullyoffensive]

A new threat emerges. (via fatsoburgers / bpt)

[joshscorcher]

…

(looks to pineapple pizza lovers and holds out hand)

Truce?

[mikoc5]

No. You know you don’t HAVE to eat pineapple OR mayo/peas pizza, right? There isn’t gonna be a truce because there’s not gonna be ANY conflict.

[bluegrump]

so what nicknames would you give to Rubies with these gems placement? the new ruby squad.

@skythegogglehead i blame you for this.

[ray10k]

Sweet-cheeks, Toesie, Pecs and Not-Going-There.

[mikoc5]

I agree with Sweet Cheeks and Toesie, but I think he’d call the other two Heraty and Pvt. Parts

[nevaehtyler]

A useful tip.

[punk-as-funk]

Or if you’re still not sure you can pull that off, try this:

The palm is thicker and sturdier than the knuckles, and you’re less likely to crack or tear something against the Nazi’s skull.  Personally I think it works even better when you’re at a height disadvantage; thrusting upwards comes more naturally to me than punching.  Also lots of people expect punching over this so you may be more likely to catch them off guard.

May not seem as satisfying in concept, but go break a nose with it and see.

[mr-cappadocia]

If a Nazi, acting in self defense, murdered someone who attempted to punch them, do you think any of these people would feel responsible?

[anti-anime-pro-equality]

“What if a nazi fought back though, HUH”

You say that like you’ve come up with a genius counterargument when everyone is already aware that that could happen.

It’s a risk some people are willing to take, and knowing how to punch without hurting one’s self doesn’t make punching a nazi any more dangerous than it already is.

[mr-cappadocia]

Well, I guess the question is whether or not Nazis have a legitimate justification to murder social justice warriors because they are advocating violence against them.

[anti-anime-pro-equality]

“I was advocating the genocide of a people due to their immutable inborn traits and now people want to punch me in the face. I am the REAL victim here. I can’t change who I am. ;~;”

Also, with that bit of blaming groups targeted by the nazis for nazis wanting to murder them, congratulations on being the first person I’ve interacted with to fill my “Arguments from Nazi Apologists” list!

Impressive!

[mikoc5]

That would’ve been an impressive response... if it wasn’t a double ad hominem-strawman combo. Actual nazis no longer exist, and now the word is used in ways that basically mean “people who disagree with me”. Jontron was called a nazi for joining a stream with Sargon of Akkad. If that doesn’t show how the term lost its meaning, IDK what could.

Also, I’d like to “Citation needed” you on the Trump being facist, please provide evidence of it, from his own mouth. I remain to be convinced, and furthermore, prove how this is “nazi” and not just “Guy doesn’t want any more terrorists getting here and blowing shit up or illegal immigrants stealing jobs” (You can argue on whether or not these are correct somewhere else)

And even if you were right on all accounts, your whole post is a RED HERRING. A “nazi” who killed someone who attacked them, they would absolutely have legal ground! Sure, you could throw the book at them under the hate speech laws, but until they actually start enacting their advocated genocide (Assuming THAT isn’t a strawman as well) they are protected by free speech laws and anyone taking a fist to their face is simply committing assault. 

Whether or not the courts would agree with me is up to them, but this could very well be used as a defense