mikrokosmonaut

she/they / queer / canadian i wrote a long, long letter to the moon, but it would not be brighter than you.

[twinkhole-destroyer]

the weather determines if I’m going to be evil

[centzon]

[asaltyysoul-deactivated20240117]

I came, I saw, I got anxious, I left

[coughloop]

why are people submitting asks with skulls? to be scary? 👣

...can you put your shoes back on

[johnnycrass]

sorry i dont find #joy in #homemaking or the #hearth or any shit like that i find joy in being paid and spending 126$ at a restaurant and thee liquor store

[p0nyslaughterr]

"princess parts" you have to be shot

[coolxatu]

[bai-marionette-deactivated20180]

*leaves

[coolxatu]

where are you going

[kgvv0]

twin seals

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[wovi]

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

whatever. i don’t even care. *visibly rock hard and leaking at the tip*

[thecollectibles]

Virgo by Artem Chebokha

[utopians]

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

[grickle14]

True art lover.

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[titsay]

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!