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blog archived, moved to @sjokofelix

[milamilkchocolate]

★ I've moved to @sjokofelix

★ just switching things around so i have all my sideblogs on one account, but I'm keeping this blog online in case I change my mind in the future.

★ linktree

[milamilkchocolate]

I only log in here sometimes just to check if this blog hasn't been hacked or whatever, if you see this just go follow @sjokomila

[milamilkchocolate]

uhh

[pinkasketch]

Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday

[the-frozone-layer]

[ID: a screenshot from Google about Kermit the Frog. The text at the top of the image says "Kermit the Frog / Date of birth". Below that on the left hand side says "May 9, 1955", and on the right is a photo of Kermit himself. The text below reads "And he's green. Yes, Kermit the frog was born - or maybe 'created' is the right word - on May 9, 1955."

/end ID]

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[milamilkchocolate]

anyone still folowing me here should move over to @sj0k0mila

that's my new blog! this one will be inactive

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[donttwalkaway-deactivated201302]

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

[cerebral-device]

Wohoo! Check out the info post here, but I can only post images to this lol, color changing fucking thing !!

[technovillain]

while i'm talking about that scene, this must be addressed. the implications of this scene kill me like.... has sasha kept every set of clothes he's ever had since he was roughly raz-sized? and he keeps them in... his office? in his lab? do the interns steal people's clothes enough for sasha to purchase vaguely child-sized clothes for that specific circumstance? does sasha nein just own a tiny croptop sweater? does he wear child size 3-5 shoes? so many questions that have the simple answer of "video game logic" but i just think it's funnier to think about

anyways, society if a 4'4" video game protag was wearing the clothes of his 7'2" mentor the entire time and tripped and fell on his face on his pants that were the length of his entire body every five seconds.

[lowpolyanimals]

Crypt Rat from Old School RuneScape

[greatlordfluffernutter]

you’re telling me THIS guy’s voicing Mario?

[hawfstuff]

Some choice selections from TF2 wiki’s “non-player characters” page, which presumably are a lot funnier if you don’t know anything about TF2.

[neilcicierega]

[modogoblin]

[bananatwinky]

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[sm1j-deactivated20260310]

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

[quackatomic]

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

[librarysilverfish]

this blog is a friendly space for twitter and tiktok refugees

but I am literally begging y'all to switch your icons and write literally anything human-like in your bios, we have been at WAR with the spam bots and you're dressed like the enemy

[mikadll]

it's that time of the year again. i miss krampus medic but i have no new art of him for now so have an old piece i still really like