(mildly)threatening

Team Rocket Grunt Gracie.

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[rppanda]

Send ⁉️ to find my Muse sobbing on your Muses doorstep!

Alternatively, send❗️for my Muse to find yours on their doorstep!

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@earthen-decay​ ::  📱 ✉ ✉ { SEND “📱” FOR A RANDOM TEXT FROM MY MUSE! } ✉ ✉

11:54 ⇨ Good morning Mr. Giovanni, sir! I know it’s a little forward of me,   ▒▐                a newer recruit to, to send you unsolicited messages. However,       ▒▐                I couldn’t help but wonder if you have any work for me.                     ▒▐

[rp-meme-slut]

Send “📱” for a random text from my muse!

[houseplantmakesmemes]

Platonic Affections Meme

Send me a ◇ for my muse to to play with your muse’s hair Send me a ♧ for our muses to cuddle Send me a ♤ for my muse to style yours, whether it be clothing, jewelry, makeup, etc is up to you Send me a ♡ for a platonic kiss between our muses Send me a □ for my muse to give yours a backrub Send me a ○ for another type of platonic affection that either the sender or receiver can specify Send me a ° for my muse to try and teach yours something they’re passionate about, a hobby perhaps Send me a ■ for my muse to read a story to yours Send me a • to share headphones with my muse Send me a ☆ to go on a mundane adventure with my muse, such as to get groceries or coffee etc Send me a ● to hold my muse’s hand Send me a ¤ for YOUR (The sender’s) muse to play with my muse’s hair Send me a ▪ to help my muse with a project, mission, something routine around the house, etc

[nyabbycat]

what the hell

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ringtown roundup.⏐open

Capture Styler… Check. Ranger ID… Check. Utility Bag… Check. Plusle…?

— A soft nuzzle to her cheek brings the Ringtown Ranger out of her thoughts. With a smile, Solana turns to face her partner, the cheerful Pokémon sitting on her shoulder. “Check,” she laughs and ruffles the fluffy fur on top of the Pokémon’s head. A squeak of approval comes from Plusle.

Deciding that they were ready to go, Solana and Plusle exit the Ranger Base. It’s a quiet early morning in Ringtown, and the two are tasked with the daily morning patrol. Being a morning person herself, Solana doesn’t mind the early bird shifts. After all, when the sky’s awake, so is Solana!

Stepping out into the hazy dappled sunlight, the dynamic duo begins the patrol. However, as they walk past the Lyra Forest, Solana notices a hive of Beedrill buzzing by. Although not an unusual sight, the remarkable — or rather stunning — amount of them makes her grip her Capture Styler tighter. Narrowing her eyes, she watches them carefully. They seemed to be an awful hurry… That can’t be any good. “We better investigate this, Plusle.”

“Plaa Plaaah!”

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This worked way better during my mental practices.

Gracie frowns. Although a tad over-ambitious, her plan should have been flawless. Step one -- lure some Beedrill using PokeCandy. Step two -- bring together a Beedrill army. Step three -- use aforementioned army to threaten any and all approaching Trainers until they surrendered their Pokemon. The idea of an army appealed greatly to Gracie. While plotting this devious scheme, she would often close her eyes and imagine herself surrounded by the obediently buzzing bug Pokemon. This may have contributed somewhat to the glaring oversight that was the sheer impossibility of creating such an army.

When the faint outline of a Ranger comes into view, Gracie knows she is in trouble. If a younger Trainer were approaching the scene, she could have easily duped them into thinking that this uncooperative mass of Beedrill was her very terrifying army. Even some older Trainers might believe her! But a Pokemon Ranger ?-- oh boy, would that be tough to deal with.

Gracie takes a nervous gulp before launching into a new lie:

         ❝ Oh my God, I’m so happy someone’s coming to my rescue! ❞

Her voice rises in several panicky octaves. Her shoulders shake. And tears start to flood down her cheeks. 

         ❝ Y-You have no idea how scared I am...                All these Beedrill just APPEARED,                   and I have no idea what to do !!               I really can’t get stung, I have an allergy and...               And... Oh please, you just have to help me? ❞   

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ALERT — A WILD @ghostofemerald APPEARS !!

          ❝ OH. Is that... It might not be... I hope it isn’t...                          Oh heck no -- I think it IS. A COP. FRICK. ❞

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ALERT --- A WILD @pokeassists APPEARS !!

A soft laugh escapes the Grunt’s lips. Conning this one will be waaay too easy. Heck, if she had a conscience she’d feel absolutely awful about this. But, as luck would have it, she doesn’t. And so she has no problem getting her fake tears ready, speeding up her breathing and straight up bawling. Her shoulders rock back and forth.

           ❝ Pl-please !! You have to help me...  ❞

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❝ I’m booored... Someone give me an idea for something to steal.  ❞