And The Ass Saw The Angel

✮ he/him ✮ 1 Samuel 25:6 ✮

[libraryfag]

Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?

[ozziyo]

lord help me it's so serious i can't stop drawing them. ref under the cut

[karacaroldanvers]

england was absolutely robbed, you’re telling me it was fair fifatina won when they pulled these moves and didn’t get carded for them?

[imoriginalvisual]

Luke Skywalker in The Mandalorian but it’s Toxic by Britney Spears

[gallusrostromegalus]

I’m gonna propose something: if your combat/ass-kicking sequence can’t fit to a top 40 female-vocalist Banger like “Toxic” or “Mama Mia” or “I Need a Hero” you’re not Doing It Right.

[fatsexybitch]

At this point its starting to feel like Editors are using 140-150bpm as a standard for action sequences, and I cant say I hate it.

[homestuckphobia]

I agree wholeheartedly with every point above but I watched this first with the sound off because I forgot that was an option and what struck me most is how efficient Luke's lightsaber style is. Almost every flourish he makes and all of what, 2 entire spins?, is defensive to better parry blaster fire while nearly every offensive swing he makes is basically a head or chest level kill shot. If I had to make a guess about his character I'd say this vintage twink has probably Seen Some Shit and maybe comes from a background where resources are scarce and help is far away so if you get in a fight you have to end it before it starts or you're dead meat

[screamting]

deeply want a time travel fic where Luke visits the old republic and the Jedi are like “that’s not a dueling style” and luke is like “yea am not doing much dueling tbh”

[oranjj5]

salieri runs 10 diff mozart hate bots that post every other hour and one very well hidden glaze account that he devotes hours to writing for

[teaboot]

Something nobody told me about caffeine is that you can get withdrawal symptoms when you stop taking it

Like

I went from consuming NO caffeine, to slowly escalating to around 150-300mg of caffeine a day to keep up with sleep issues, to suddenly stopping cold turkey when I flew out to the middle of nowhere and couldn’t get more and it was straight up a solid 5-6 days of thinking I had the flu

Nausea, spins, major fatigue, and some seriously heinous headaches

It was so bad that after two weeks without I swore I’d never pick up an energy drink again and made an appointment with a doctor to fix my sleep issues

Like. Not to be all “oooooh your body is a temple” but if I knew quitting CAFFEINE had similar effects as running out of my prescription meds I might have been a bit more careful drinking it in the first place

[likecommonpeople]

It's very easy to say that it is Americas politicians and Presidents are evil warmongers who support and engage in pedophilia, war crimes and genocide (all true). However the real evil is typical American citizens who join the army, elect these officials and gain off the exploitation of the countries America invades and then cry: "well I didn't vote for them!"

[likecommonpeople]

US Americans will commit a genocide of their native population, kidnap murder rape and enslave black people for hundreds of years, kill over 170,000 Japanese people with a weapon of mass destruction, segregate and lynch black people when slavery ended, exploit South America for resources and cheap to free labour, destroy the way of life for an uncountable number of Bedouin and arabs to get oil (pre 9/11), rape pilgrimage torture bomb chemically annihilate murder Vietnam &/or Korea and it’s people then proceed to bitch and complain about how much “ptsd” their soldiers have, absolutely desecrate Laos wuth bombs, have a 20 year war against the Middle East where they commit some of the worst atrocities war has seen - Abu Ghraib prison - Guantanamo Bay - rape torture and murder and take photos and never face any consequences all for oil. Over 1 million Iraqis dead and 176,000 Afghans and they’ll face no consequences.

And they will look you in the eye and tell you that their current administration does not represent their country, culture and people

[tpwrtrmnky]

[watching the United States do stuff the United States has done throughout its history] No... This isn't what America is about... America is about some other stuff, stuff that's more comfortable for me to imagine it doing instead of this!

[understatedocelot]

Heaven forbid someone have an aspirational vision for their country and fight for it instead of being a smug hipster to rationalize giving up

[likecommonpeople]

Did you actually read the post with your own two eyes or did you just skim over it and make something up? The post is about how people ignore decades of US state violence and are now acting shocked that America is perpetrating state violence. I’m begging you to use the 2 eyes you have been blessed with and the education you have been given that taught you to read.

[tpwrtrmnky]

[watching the United States do stuff the United States has done throughout its history] No... This isn't what America is about... America is about some other stuff, stuff that's more comfortable for me to imagine it doing instead of this!

[longstringofnumbersandletters]

The holonet has always contained more than light insubordination & wholesome memes. Another pastime favored by more "romantically inclined" clone troopers is, of course, thirst-trapping. These posts are derided by the majority of clones for their ineffectiveness and wanton desperation. Satirizing a wenchless squad-mate caught creating thirstposts is a popular twist on the format, and has become even more common than the original thirstposts themselves.

[lightsaber16]

I mean, My Commander- I mean- The Commander

[mistycatt]

sith obi wan kidnaps cody from work

taking workaholic cody from his natural habitat is playing with fire….

[ripcurlreef]

wake up cody

[artaudmatic]

GOODBYE

[chlobwers]

on the field

[sporkihime]

Local super senior forced to suffer through the worst field trip ever