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[cactuseeds]

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

Riso Amaro (Giuseppe De Santis, 1949)

[mudwerks]

good point

[phoebusbridgers]

on redbubble

[cybergothic]

https://amzn.to/2KdluWt

[terranaut]

More of the town that inspired Spirited Away.

Rain and Lights - Jiufen, Taiwan - February, 2015

[passivites]

[fotojournalismus]

Farmers pick marigolds in Minzu village, Weining County in Guizhou, China on August 2, 2015. (Yang Wenbin/Xinhua)

[floppydopp]

[gallusrostromegalus]

“Nude Vampire With Gloves”  Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed)

[twennywan]

this is the greatest fucking caption i’ve ever seen

[errandofmercy-deactivated202502]

hee hee hee

[marisa-bo]

[sorgasms]

Punishing the Teacher’s Pet

[nobility-of-character-deactivat]

bae

[sobeitjay2]

You ever look at one of ya nudes and be like “Wow thats a good one”

[y-la-cheyenne-apa]

Si fueras mi novia😏

Muñeca Corazón Bombón Dulzura Mi vida Nena Flaquita chaparrita cosita caramelito Amor Amorcito Angel Angelito Bebe Bella Bomboncito Bombón Cari Churri Cielo Conejita Chiquitita Cariño Chiquita Conejita Cosita Cielo Linda Muñeca Mi Reina Mi Luz More Morena Nena Preciosa Princesa chispita pulguita calabacita cariño muñequita conejita princesa Bolita de peluche cocita Preciosa chocolatito empanadita terroncito de azúcar tesoro reinita

[shesfat]

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[motherhenna]

Ok so I was looking for historical slang terms for penis (gotta be era-accurate when writing vintage dick jokes) and I came across….something

some linguist compiled a literal timeline of genitalia slang–a cock compendium, if you will–that dates back all the way to the fucking 13th CENTURY. This motherfucker tracked the evolution of erection etymology through 800+ years, because if he doesn’t do it, who else will? Thank you for your service, Johnathon Green.

[motherhenna]

Some of my favorites include:

Shaft of Delight (1700s)

Womb Sweeper (1980s)

Master John Goodfellow (1890s)

Nimble-Wimble (1650s)

Corporal Love (1930s)

Staff of Life (1880s)

Spindle (1530s)

As good as ever twanged (1670s)

Gaying Instrument (1810s)

Beef Torpedo (1980s)

and last but not least, the first recorded use of the word Schlong, which was in 1865 CE. Tag yourself, I’m Nimble Wimble 

[motherhenna]

And are the lovely ladies feeling left out? not to worry! Johnathon’s got you covered, gals, because he also made one for vaginas. Highlights:

Mrs. Fubb’s Parlor (1820s)

Poontang (1950s)

Spunk Box (1720s)

Ringerangroo (1930s)

Ineffable (1890s)

Itching Jenny (1890s)

Carnal Mantrap (1890s - a busy decade apparently)

Bookbinder’s Wife (1760s)

Rough Malkin (1530s)

Socket (1460s)

and a personal favorite, crinkum-crankum, circa approximately 1670.

[lucyindiesky]

@deadpanwalking @the-fuckboy-dynasty

[mudwerks]

Nimble-Wimble meets Rough Malkin

[thedressonthechair]

Interiors

The film: In The Mood For Love (2000)

Director: Wong Kar Wai Production Designer/Costume Designer: William Chang Cinematographer: Christopher Doyle, Pung-Leung Kwan and Ping Bin Lee

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