I'm Not Torn, I'm Just Getting it Together

[meowgoesthebear]

[babyphotography1]

[milesoflaughterandstrife]

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: In Legally Blonde, Elle only gets accepted because she's hot and sent a video, but she had a 4.0 and got a 179 (out of 180) on her LSATS. Sure, her major was in Fashion Merchandising but that's a business major, and the fake school she was at was supposed to be UCLA so she had a business degree from a major college, probably went to a great high school, had a 4.0, and a 179 on the LSATS and at that point she would have been automatically accepted so why did they make it sound like she was such a bad risk? She even had leadership experience as president of a major chapter of what is apparently a huge sorority, since Delta Nus are shown as everything from cheerleaders to senators. Harvard should have been desperate to take her. She should have been able to get in if she turned in a cocktail napkin with her name written on it. So why make up the bullshit excuse of "multiculturalism" to justify letting in an extremely qualified and highly driven candidate just for laughs? Elle Woods deserved to go to Harvard and she earned that place with academic excellence and not by being hot.

[fuks]

i love this 

[hex-the-rabbit]

so pure

[tomfletcherscats]

this is how u use tinder right

[tomfletcherscats]

he came out of left field with this one

[greenthumbshawty]

update: I banged him

[thingsorganizedneatly]

[chrisdoeslife]

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

[wherewouldwebenow-deactivated20]

THIS IS THE SINGLE MOST GREATEST THING IVE EVER SEEN MADE OUT OF CHEESE

[simplysarabeth]

I think what you meant to type was: gratest***

[georgianadesign]

Concept Building, Boston general contractors, MA.

[pochowek]

Went on a little rant today (:

[drownerrs]

[safeguards]

[vinstage]

[milesoflaughterandstrife]

people w mac computers: i like my mac because of the organization and because it suits my needs! pcs are ok too but I like my mac better

people w pcs: a mac RUINED MY MARRIAGE, KILLED MY DOG, AND SPOILED EVERY MOVIE IVE PLANNED ON SEEING FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS

[raychjackson]

[i-was-a-naive--antifeminist]

[pfeelingood]

[minutia-r]

“Where did you learn to fight like that?”

“I have three older brothers.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, Wilson played first table on the chess team, Chester used to start crying every time he heard a sad song, Dan can really rock a cocktail dress and six-inch heels, and I wasn’t going to let anyone give them any shit for any of that.  So I had to learn to beat up people bigger than me pretty early on.”

[realkaijuhavecurves]

This is my new favourite post. Whenever there’s a female character who fights, it’s always because she’s learned from older male relatives. I’m gonna print this post and put it on my wall bc it gave me new hope for humanity.

[queererbytheday]

@thehandmaidstail

[micdotcom]

Justin Trudeau doesn’t want a cookie for being a male feminist. So maybe the Twitterverse should stop with these reactions.