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samantha redmond more like samantha deadbeatdadmond haha........................................... im going to eat dirt

#paradise tag #SHE DID TRY. her daughter is alive! that's good! but also i don't think she knows a single thing about that girl besides #the fact she had a biology test that one time #took a whole coma for her to go 'im gonna be better ;-;' -> proceeds to kill herself bc she can only be a good parent by doing #insane grand scale gestures that benefit her kid in all ways beyond emotional #anyway. hope she somehow survived that. lol.

allthingswhumpyandangsty

reblog if you’re a sick fuck

aire1111

she didnt block me on pinterest so im sending her madd pictures of ghouls and devils

churrotowns

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

pseudomantis

one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don't think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive

on one hand sam going "what the Fuck is wii tennis?" is insane and funny given the context. on the other, she probably doesn't know what it is because 1) her son was in the hospital dying when the wii was popular, and 2) she was too busy with work and then grief to actually be much of a mom before/after then anyway.

it's entirely possible dylan was just born too late for wii tennis, born too early for nintendo switch, born just in time to die of unspecified causes, but the year specificities seem so wonky anyway i'm going to believe the first thing.

#paradise tag #i need to put a proper timeline together - ik a lot of people have tried but im not reading anything not sam-related #i think it technically all works out? it's just odd with hadley and dylan's ages in particular because... hadley can't be older than 18 #assuming they're sticking to the usual school pipeline #and if dylan would be 26 at this point then there wouldve been 8 years between them #it's hard to say how old they were as kids in those flashbacks but i could see hadley being 1-2 and dylan being 9 #i feel like he was a tad younger and tbh if he was older than im understanding then it doesnt matter much anyway #they could also have extended high school in lieu of bunker college or she stayed back because trauma etc etc etc

hthrrloooo

Catastrophize Benedictine

#flashbacks green tea

wav48k

at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think

wav48k

"i love your earrings" thanks! its where jfk got shot

wav48k

you can . you can hit him. w? In the head.

punkrorschach

something about james marsden getting typcasted as corpses

#paradise tag #this + dead to me.#cal is basically a mix of his dtm twin characters #1) golden retriever brother and 2) murdered brother <3

feminist-space

The above is a video shared by smrchildsadness on Twitter, showing a person participating in a pride parade exchanging a pride flag with a person standing on his (am using his pronoun based on the TikToks/Tweets of what happened) doorway who had a Portuguese flag. There are sounds of cheers and crying and the two people hug each other as they exchange the flags. The man at the doorway then waved kisses to the crowd within the pride parade.

The Tweet says: "NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HE WAS WAVING THE PORTUGUESE FLAG BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE A PRIDE FLAG AND THEY TRADED FLAGS AND HE'S SO EMOTIONAL TO GET HIS OWN PRIDE FLAG I'M EMOTIONALLY RUINED"

For context, apparently they were worried that maybe he's a nationalist because he was waving the Portuguese flag and some nationalists opposing the pride march were waving that flag. But upon interacting with him, it turns out he didn't have have a pride flag and he wanted to wave *a* flag in support of the pride march. So they had an exchange and now he has his own pride flag 😭🥹.

The image above is a Tweet by kunwara_ladkaa that says "I'm crying so much right now (Image taken by Manuel Fernando Araújo/Lusa)". The image shows the same man from the pride parade crying as he hugs his new pride flag.

The above image is a Tweet by dudz_zZzz that says "ainda não parei de pensar nele," which according to Google translate from Portuguese to English is "I still haven't stopped thinking about him." The image is a drawing of the person from the pride parade, crying as he hugs his new pride flag.

Posts were made on July 1, 2024.

feminist-space

One of the most joyful moments of 2024 during a Pride Parade in Portugal.

melonflavored

I know we joke and all but i think my mind is destroyed for real

also my god cal was too casually racist for robinson to be into him. did they do race blind casting or something for her? she is too good for that.

#paradise tag #i feel like they rly did not think that through #or if they did they just didnt explore it #i think she genuinely loved him and i think he was into her honestly i just also dont get Why that was the case #they probs spent a lot of time together #it's not like there are many other options outside of the pool of people who work in his vicinity #but oh my god at least bang his wife instead #hate that his wife did just kinda vanish. maybe robinson and her can have sex and make it about cal but then go from there

knowing that jane and billy are both sam's secret assassins makes the scene where robinson is trying to implicate them for the murder so fucking insane.

sam's just watching them probably wondering if her secret little murderers are actually responsible for murder, and not being able to handle it honestly in front of everyone there if it turns out they DID do it, but no they turned off the cameras to play wii and eat candy. her secret top tier mercenaries. were playing wii tennis. and that's why their whole entire president died off camera.

#paradise tag #they didn't have good childhoods let them live it out in their adult years even if it means a murderer is going unidentified!!!#sam regretting everything.

therealarticle

My favorite coworkers who fight 365 days a year are coming back soon

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#AAKLASJDLAKLJASDL THESE ARE SO GOOD #silo

if that actually was dylan dylan somehow, then sam is technically a gilf. she was a gilf for like two weeks and didn't actually know it really but she was a gilf nonetheless.

#paradise tag #this is totally prophetic insight and not my brain lacking oxygen bc of being on the verge of an asthma attack

travalicious

#omg #watch list

trigona-necrophaga

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

#holiday about black knight

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