baby milf extraordinaire

baby milf or blossom | they/she, 20s | mostly motogp and lando norris | generally 18+

[milfclaren]

whatever. i’m busy being the smartest cutest sexiest funniest and most perfect girl in the world anyways

[hairpinturnn]

"don't let anyone media train pedro" this "don't let anyone media train pedro" that. but his provocative lines are already a modified funny man form of his straight-facedness, an attempt at taking his socially unfavored autistic personality and give it a broader appeal by upping the smiles and not leaving any room for interpretation of his resting bitch face rudeness as anything other than a joke. it's a result of a deliberate and, dare i speculate based on his past behavior/expressions, difficult journey of learning how to perform for the public without straying away from his ethos of "being yourself no matter what." he isn't making himself out to be someone else, but he is turning the real and vulnerably abrasive pedro that flashed more often in moto3 and moto2 and turning him into a character, so that people's offence to him are a funny intention and not a painful consequence of his existence. a performance of contrarian authenticity that results in greater recognition of his actual authentic self, a performance that is true to oneself, because he is having fun being this! but it isn't unfiltered behavior. it's intense social awareness and hard theatrical work.

[britrrari]

death, taxes, pierresteban beef

[oscarcito]

what did gr63 do to deserve 10 plagues of egypt level punishement

[cadillacjohnf1]

and YOU get a penalty for speeding in the pits and YOU get a penalty for speeding in the pits and

[milfclaren]

when you have two kinds of racing but they both go dogshit terrible for your most specialest guy it’s like ok. i have to be the first person in human history to figure out how to kill myself twice

[f1-birb]

Lando, Harry, and Naylor (who Lando's been with for all of his or almost all of theirs 🥹)

stolen from mcl posting a collage of how many races of the 1000(+) team members have been there for

[milfclaren]

more power unit issues . oh for sure .

[milfclaren]

balaton park and monaco in the same weekend is like an exercise in psychological torture to see how many times you can stand to watch vehicles move around the track in the exact same order. thank you liberty media for helping me know what it’s like to be edged and cucked all at once

[kingofthering]

BALATON PARK 2026 | Fermin Aldeguer and Pedro Acosta with the high-five in parc fermé after qualifying.

[kingofthering]

BALATON PARK 2026 | Marc Marquez with the post qualifying tippy taps.

[meightyone]

everybody reblog and put in the tags what number you would pick if you were an f1 driver and why. you may only steal a current driver's number if you also explain your plot to get them to retire and/or hand over the number

[foxlaren]

serving astronomical levels of Lamb and all for what? a loop ad?

[reinapepiada]

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

[norriszn]

lando for special 1000th gp shoot!

[milfclaren]

anytime my cat meets someone and doesn’t immediately crawl into their lap and force them to pet him i am deeply suspicious of their character and whatever moral failings have infected their spirit to put him off

[milfclaren]

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