I discovered that women are called faggot a lot

you can call me april or ellen, she/her, born '96, lesbian, glasgow. minors dnf I like music a lot and morrowind caused lasting damage to my psyche.

[milfmoder]

Couples t-shirts that say "ask me about morrowind lore" and "please don't ask her about morrowind lore"

[a-visual-diary-for-tomorrow]

Ticino (Airolo), Switzerland, 2026

[sloppystyle]

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[cannibalcaprine]

i think about this xkcd from december of 2006 strangely often

[gruccinishikino]

[shrimptin]

[semataryyyy]

i just got rejected by a girl I've liked for 6 months what do i do

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[sacred-portal]

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[martial-art-world]

subcribe to learnmore abOut the spear the staff the sword the saber the hand the foot the glaive the rope dart the spade the wind-and-fire wheel and the axe

[milfmoder]

(Blatantly lying when my friends ask me what ive been up to) I went on a walk the other day and found a pigs egg. Then my friend got stung by a wolf.

[pjackk]

For real my friend Tyler trying to get his mouth fucked tonight hmu if U intrested hes 29 and not very handsome at all and he gives bad head

[pjackk]

Hws high key ugly as fuck and needs his throat busted in urgenlty

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

[xrd]

possibly my favourite tiktok ive ever seen

[lesbianbloodritual]

Visit Original Link

phone demo i recorded yesterday

[abyssaldyke]

It's spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and as a rule I do every hopscotch I see because 1. Use it or lose it (ability to scotch) and 2. If a child got down on the hardscrabble streets of Boston Massachusetts to draw a scotch the least I can do is use it, but in doing the hopscotches, I've learned that about 50% of them are the typical 8-10 step scotch and the other 50% are. Somewhat avant-garde. And of course I'm not vetting the entire scotch before I start it so sometimes it's like haha 8 steps woo! Childlike whimsy! And sometimes they're 20 steps or 30 or they've got a section with three squares instead of two where you have to do a little Charleston to step on all three, or, memorably, FORTY one foot squares. A full BLOCK of jumping on one foot but I'm no quitter so once I've started Jigsaw Junior's fuckin hopscotch gauntlet I'm there til the end just a daily pot smoker in her thirties jumping kasa-obake style through an affluent suburb while some little proto-kennedy watches from his bedroom window rubbing his sadistic little third grade hands together and cackling. It's amazing. I love spring.