Scarecrow is kinda hot

Hello! My names Lindsey, i really like lemons. I am 31 and im a level 8 combat expert for Scarecrows Alliance.

[milita-forces]

hello! My names Lindsey, im 31 - im a taurus and im a level 8 combat expert for the Arkham Knight's Militia (usually shortened to just "the Militia"). We are a blackops team having operation in both Gotham city and Southern america venezuala! - you can thirst over my boss all you like, i see how hes hot.

You can send in asks about stuff, i mostly know like stuff about combat, rough banter and the technology side of the operation!

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somethings about me:

Im 31, my birthday is april 25th. I wasnt born in gotham, thankfull and remained in venuzeula since my hiring until we then got transfered to gotham back in the summer. I have two cats at home with my sister called Junimo and Krobus and thats all i remember so far! Oh and i like lemons 🍋

(OOC: will always be stated)

[overheard-on-base]

My units been struggling HARD for the connection due to that antenna

you should take one for the team and take it down 🍋

Lindsey you just sent someone to the medical ward with a head injury. No

[milita-forces]

MAYBE IF THEY WERE COMPETENT THEN I WOULDNT OF THROWN SHIT AT EM 🙄🙄🙄

[overheard-on-base]

BRO I WAS REFERRING TO CHARLIE WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DID IT AGAIN??

[milita-forces]

......... as god as my witness, you heard nothing ✋️

[overheard-on-base]

My units been struggling HARD for the connection due to that antenna

you should take one for the team and take it down 🍋

Lindsey you just sent someone to the medical ward with a head injury. No

[milita-forces]

MAYBE IF THEY WERE COMPETENT THEN I WOULDNT OF THROWN SHIT AT EM 🙄🙄🙄

[overheard-on-base]

HAHA Nooo nick im sorry that was mean of me, i find comfort in being mean to other to compensate everyone was mean to me at some point, you got me jerky and i appreciate that

- 🍋

I'd suggest therapy but. Gotham

[milita-forces]

THERAPY!? what do you think i am. MENTALLY ILL??

Tsk tsk tsk, id rather go see scarecrow to be my therapist then deal with some stranger and my problems 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[overheard-on-base]

youre so much smarter then me (not really, im a genius) what do you thinks gonna happen to me.. Nick, i brought a glitter bomb into HQ. A bomb. it was a bomb.

- 🍋

Ulysses went to law school he's a board certified lawyer it is literally his day job I have faith in him

[milita-forces]

GOD CHARLIE WHY DID HE HAVE TO BE SO GODDAMN AND OPEN IT.. the joke! The humour! Ruined. My genius cannot be tainted like this thats for sure. but i suppose you being abanonded at the airport was hallarious enough for me 😔

[milita-forces]

WHO THE FUCK RATTED ME OUT.

[overheard-on-base]

Well it's been a few days so I'd like to give an update on a certain gift

I didn't open it, instead a younger merc, Charlie, did. Apparently he got such a fright that he fell and hit his head off a bunk, resulting in a concussion.

Glitter has been completely banned because it got in the ventilation system and spread half way across the base

It wasn't even in my unit's quarters, though it was two doors down so I can understand the mistake

It was, thankfully, biodegradable glitter, so it looks like the Riddler is environmentally conscious.

That didn't stop the Boss from sending him an email threatening to send an actual bomb to his workshop

I was forgotten at the airport for four and a half hours because of this fiasco.

[milita-forces]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AAAHHAHAHFKAJJFKAF IM ACTUALLY IN TATTERS IM LAUGJING SO HARD OH MY GOD CHARLIE NOOO! I NEED TO GO SEE HIM AND APOLOGIES OH MY LORDDDD I AM ACTUALLY CRYING WITH LAUGHTER

[overheard-on-base]

So, we just got back home not long ago, immediately went to sleep because y'know many hour flight (which was chaos in of itself). I wake up feeling horrible and open my eyes to find a fat orange cat sleeping wedged between me and my wife's heads, kneading my pillow like he owns it and purring so loud I can barely hear myself think.

I cannot stress enough how fat this cat is, I have no idea how it got in here, and I'm starting to suspect that Lindsey does know our address because she's the only person mischievous enough to do something like this. On the other hand, it's totally out of character for her to just leave a cat somewhere.

I cannot find where this cat got in from, I'm not totally convinced it can move it's so round, and its shed hair has begun spreading throughout the apartment and so I'm struggling to breathe.

Someone please come get this cat I fear I may die

[milita-forces]

A CAT!?!?

Yeah, that aint my doing there! I already got my own cats, i'll have him if you dont.

have you done anything wrong lately? pissed of any cat themed villians. Whats her face? Catwoman or something. she scares me.

[overheard-on-base]

I've not even been in the state! And isn't her whole thing stealing cat related items, not giving out cats??

Please take the cat, I can't even go in my own home

[milita-forces]

Of course i'll take the cat you cretin, imagine being alergic to cats weak ass immune system

[overheard-on-base]

I hope you know how hard it is to be nice to you sometimes

Anyway because my house is full of cat hair and I can't go in there without dying, I'm returning to the base early. I swear if I encounter one more mildly annoying thing I'm gonna mcfricking lose it

If you don't call ahead to the folk on base right now I'm going to end up in Arkham and it won't be pretty for anyone

[milita-forces]

Ive been on base since the 26th so yes, i shall alert those who are here of your GRACIOUS return, Nick. Just for you, i'll make sure everyone is aware of it.

and dont forget my gift that does remain on your unit quarters. also invest in antihistamines bud.

[overheard-on-base]

That "gift" is exactly why I want you to tell the Boss I'm coming back so it gets removed

ALSO I can't even remember to refill my adhd meds, do you really think I can remember antihistamines??

[milita-forces]

IF YOURE GONNA LIKE BECOME INFLAMED AND ALMOST DIE FROM BEING ALGERIC TO CATS COMPARED TO ADHD THEN UH YEAH????

[overheard-on-base]

So, we just got back home not long ago, immediately went to sleep because y'know many hour flight (which was chaos in of itself). I wake up feeling horrible and open my eyes to find a fat orange cat sleeping wedged between me and my wife's heads, kneading my pillow like he owns it and purring so loud I can barely hear myself think.

I cannot stress enough how fat this cat is, I have no idea how it got in here, and I'm starting to suspect that Lindsey does know our address because she's the only person mischievous enough to do something like this. On the other hand, it's totally out of character for her to just leave a cat somewhere.

I cannot find where this cat got in from, I'm not totally convinced it can move it's so round, and its shed hair has begun spreading throughout the apartment and so I'm struggling to breathe.

Someone please come get this cat I fear I may die

[milita-forces]

A CAT!?!?

Yeah, that aint my doing there! I already got my own cats, i'll have him if you dont.

have you done anything wrong lately? pissed of any cat themed villians. Whats her face? Catwoman or something. she scares me.

[overheard-on-base]

I've not even been in the state! And isn't her whole thing stealing cat related items, not giving out cats??

Please take the cat, I can't even go in my own home

[milita-forces]

Of course i'll take the cat you cretin, imagine being alergic to cats weak ass immune system

[overheard-on-base]

I hope you know how hard it is to be nice to you sometimes

Anyway because my house is full of cat hair and I can't go in there without dying, I'm returning to the base early. I swear if I encounter one more mildly annoying thing I'm gonna mcfricking lose it

If you don't call ahead to the folk on base right now I'm going to end up in Arkham and it won't be pretty for anyone

[milita-forces]

Ive been on base since the 26th so yes, i shall alert those who are here of your GRACIOUS return, Nick. Just for you, i'll make sure everyone is aware of it.

and dont forget my gift that does remain on your unit quarters. also invest in antihistamines bud.

[overheard-on-base]

So, we just got back home not long ago, immediately went to sleep because y'know many hour flight (which was chaos in of itself). I wake up feeling horrible and open my eyes to find a fat orange cat sleeping wedged between me and my wife's heads, kneading my pillow like he owns it and purring so loud I can barely hear myself think.

I cannot stress enough how fat this cat is, I have no idea how it got in here, and I'm starting to suspect that Lindsey does know our address because she's the only person mischievous enough to do something like this. On the other hand, it's totally out of character for her to just leave a cat somewhere.

I cannot find where this cat got in from, I'm not totally convinced it can move it's so round, and its shed hair has begun spreading throughout the apartment and so I'm struggling to breathe.

Someone please come get this cat I fear I may die

[milita-forces]

A CAT!?!?

Yeah, that aint my doing there! I already got my own cats, i'll have him if you dont.

have you done anything wrong lately? pissed of any cat themed villians. Whats her face? Catwoman or something. she scares me.

[overheard-on-base]

I've not even been in the state! And isn't her whole thing stealing cat related items, not giving out cats??

Please take the cat, I can't even go in my own home

[milita-forces]

Of course i'll take the cat you cretin, imagine being alergic to cats weak ass immune system

[overheard-on-base]

So, we just got back home not long ago, immediately went to sleep because y'know many hour flight (which was chaos in of itself). I wake up feeling horrible and open my eyes to find a fat orange cat sleeping wedged between me and my wife's heads, kneading my pillow like he owns it and purring so loud I can barely hear myself think.

I cannot stress enough how fat this cat is, I have no idea how it got in here, and I'm starting to suspect that Lindsey does know our address because she's the only person mischievous enough to do something like this. On the other hand, it's totally out of character for her to just leave a cat somewhere.

I cannot find where this cat got in from, I'm not totally convinced it can move it's so round, and its shed hair has begun spreading throughout the apartment and so I'm struggling to breathe.

Someone please come get this cat I fear I may die

[milita-forces]

A CAT!?!?

Yeah, that aint my doing there! I already got my own cats, i'll have him if you dont.

have you done anything wrong lately? pissed of any cat themed villians. Whats her face? Catwoman or something. she scares me.

[overheard-on-base]

Nick youre gonna love it when you come back, i havent left gotham, so. yeah.

Youre gonna love it! 🍋

Lindsey by God what does this mean

[milita-forces]

dont worry! Just, let me kmow when you get it! Also tell petra i say hi if you are still home also when you do come back east bring some leftovers

[overheard-on-base]

There are no leftovers, Clem has an endless appetite, but I could get you some jerky if you want?

[milita-forces]

Yes please and no i wont tell you cuz it'll ruin your surprise! Have fun! cya when youre back in towwnnnnn

[overheard-on-base]

Nick youre gonna love it when you come back, i havent left gotham, so. yeah.

Youre gonna love it! 🍋

Lindsey by God what does this mean

[milita-forces]

dont worry! Just, let me kmow when you get it! Also tell petra i say hi if you are still home also when you do come back east bring some leftovers

[overheard-on-base]

Well, it's been a little while. Sorry for being gone but the Boss and I managed to get involved in some dimension hopping bullshit and found ourselves in a world where I died instead of my brother Michael. We only just got back an hour ago. Now if you'll exuse me I need to go tell my wife how much I love her.

[milita-forces]

so THATS where you were ✋️

[overheard-on-base]

A lot of my unit are also working thanksgiving, me and my sis dont celebrate it so im also here at HQ, some of the other guys are doin like a small get together ima join in on, yours more then welcome to tag, youre a joy to be around nick 🍋

That is weirdly nice of you Lindsey. What do you want? Did you get assigned a job you don't want to do? Is that it? I mean I'll probably do it but not because you're being friendly

[milita-forces]

wowww can a girl not just be NICE? its thanksgiving and im being thankful and grateful!

also i got to sit in a meeting with some of the sargs and luiets with scarecrow deathstroke and knight and i dont wanna thats scary.

[overheard-on-base]

I'm sorry to tell you this Lindsey but I can't take your place because I'm also in that meeting. I've been going to those with the Knight for months. It's not totally boring though depending on if two of the named mercs show up, Redback and Ulysses, then they can be really entertaining. Then again I've never been to one with Scarecrow attending

[milita-forces]

OH MY GOD ARE YOU GONNA BE THERE!?!? Okay at least i can sit beside you and not be by myself, that makes it so much easier thank fuck

youre so champ nick ty ty ✨️

[overheard-on-base]

A lot of my unit are also working thanksgiving, me and my sis dont celebrate it so im also here at HQ, some of the other guys are doin like a small get together ima join in on, yours more then welcome to tag, youre a joy to be around nick 🍋

That is weirdly nice of you Lindsey. What do you want? Did you get assigned a job you don't want to do? Is that it? I mean I'll probably do it but not because you're being friendly

[milita-forces]

wowww can a girl not just be NICE? its thanksgiving and im being thankful and grateful!

also i got to sit in a meeting with some of the sargs and luiets with scarecrow deathstroke and knight and i dont wanna thats scary.

[overheard-on-base]

Check in! How are you guys doing.

One of my coworkers just walked up to me and said "Clem says hi, I saw him at Goth-Con" I do not know this colleague's name and yet somehow they know my brother is my brother

What's worse is that apparently he wAS VENDING THERE! AND I DIDN'T KNOW. THAT LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER KNEW I WANTED TO BUY SOME OF HIS PRINTS AND HE SPECIFICALLY CHOSE THE ONE CON THAT'D BE ON WHILE I'M WORKING

Uh anyway everyone else is fine, other than the Boss who keeps building new dangerous things so I presume he's going through something but it's not bad enough to warrant intervention and if you're lucky you get a cool new weapon so it's kinda just par for the course

[milita-forces]

Is that why you were being an ass earlier?

[overheard-on-base]

I didn't even realize you were here

[milita-forces]

I walked up to and asked how youre doing and you ignored me and looked so dissociated so i just assumed you were being a dick 🙄

[overheard-on-base]

Oh yeah that happens a lot this time of year

[milita-forces]

Eh its ALMOST thanksgiving and chrismas, Are you heading home for it with the wife or staying?