Bros with benefits (the benefit is friendship)

Irish/21/ busy touching grass

[cipheramnesia]

Actually the real reason I transitioned was because my parents joked so many times about returning me to the child store I decided to void the warranty.

[cipheramnesia]

Actually the real reason I transitioned was my dad complained about women in golf so much I knew it was a sure fire way to make him stop trying to teach me golf.

[cipheramnesia]

Actually the real reason I transitioned was because I'm really supportive of my wife but I wanted to make shopping for their tampons feel less awkward.

[cipheramnesia]

Actually the real reason I transitioned was to prove to a point about the ending of the Scottish play to my 8th grade English teacher.

[cipheramnesia]

Actually the real reason I transitioned was because slutty shorts for men went out of style and I couldn't give them up.

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

Have you considered doing standup comedy?

[cipheramnesia]

I prefer to sit.

[fanfic-obsessed]

Well then have you considered sit down comedy?

[cipheramnesia]

For sure, every time I stand up for open mic night, they says to me "sit back down."

[kosmogrl]

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[milk-and-cold-custard]

the craziest experience of my life is my (now ex) bf trying to distract me from him cheating on me by coming out as bisexual

[milk-and-cold-custard]

Your deep and open hatred for yourself isnt funny or endearing, please stop trying to hurt yourself for the entertainment of others

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

[milk-and-cold-custard]

Got in an argument with my housemate over whether harry potter is one of the best pieces of fiction ever written.

Her point was that i had been influenced by "everything people are saying online about JK Rowling " (exact quote)

My point was that ive just read a book in the many years since i was 12

Needless to say we reached an enpass

[milk-and-cold-custard]

Sometimes someone's headcannon will annoy me enough that ill just block them so i never have to think about it again

[itsnicsalad]

brain grace,,, grain

[beansfrombeans]

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

[monumentino]

Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin

[milk-and-cold-custard]

This isnt even the rose coloured glasses coming off

Every man that i break up with, within 1 month becomes like infinity worse looking

[rubaefoolpartdeux]

I am once again contemplating my reasoning behind studying electronics and so far I've found none

What the fuck was i thinking

[milk-and-cold-custard]

I dont know why i reposted this as a first year not realising how much more valid it would be when im in 3rd year

[van1llaskys]

[crabussy]

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1

[emwheezie]

20 years of Neil Banging out the tunes

I made this design to celebrate!

[crtastrophe]

Neil banging out the tunes in Kid Pix Deluxe 4??