The Original Rump Shaker.

Awa(Tef). 24. College Student. PNW. Battle Born and Raised. My spirit animal is Mia Wallace and I love Joseph Gordon Levitt.

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[epiphanies]

#trEAT her right ;)

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[10knotes]

I just felt a disturbance in the Force as if a thousand parents gasped in horror and suddenly sighed with relief.

[alicexz]

My complete set of Into the Spider-verse paintings - this is an officially licensed timed print set and only available to buy for a few more hours! Thank you so much for the support so far and hope you like them even though I’ll never be be able to do full justice to this beautiful film!!

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[where-dark-and-light-meet]

“Ghost Apples” in the Fruit Ridge area of Kent County, Michigan.

An unusual phenomenon when freezing rain coats rotting apples before they fall, the apple turns mushy and eventually slips out, leaving the icy shell still hanging on the tree.

Photos: Woodtv8

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[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

Kim Pastabowl

[dankmemeuniversity]

[laoflyer]

[rubysapphrald]

if you dont believe in aliens youre fucking stupid

[rubysapphrald]

i dont give a damn about roswell or area 51 or whatever the fuck. thats not what i mean. the universe is infinitely large and weve already found living bacteria and stuff on comets. space has some crazy shit. it rains glass on venus and there’s a planet made of solid diamond. jupiter’s great red spot is a billion year old hurricane and like ten million earths could fit inside the sun. who gives a fuck if they arent little green men from mars. aliens exist and if you dont think so youre clowning hard my man

[rubysapphrald]

two sorts of people

[sobeitjayt]

Are you happy with your current penis size

you tryna sell me a new dick

[mondlichty]

[27ms]

[cwote]

you are limitless :))

[humansofnewyork]

“We’ve been boyfriend and girlfriend for just over two months.  We met at camp.  We didn’t talk to each other much at camp.  But then we decided to talk more after camp.  I go to boarding school, so this is the first time we’ve seen each other for five weeks.  But we talk a lot on the phone.  And we’ll help each other if we’re having a rough day.  This week I had an AP US History Exam.  I studied all the wrong stuff.  I thought there’d be a lot more questions on the War of 1812.  But instead there were a ton of questions about The American Revolution.  So I was pretty depressed. But she texted me and said: ‘You tried your best.  It’s all you can do.’  Then we talked about it all night until I went to bed.  And it just felt really nice to have somebody to make you feel better.”

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[huffylemon]

[willowofthehearth]

I feel this with my entire mind body and soul.

[spiroandthelacktones]

This applies to garlic too