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a real man | she/her

[milkandleafs]

𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞 ✿

𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 ♠ 𝟐𝟏

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𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐬: 𝐧𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐟, 𝐧𝐟𝐥𝐫𝐩𝐟, 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞, 𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬𝐫𝐩𝐟

𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬: 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬, 𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜, 𝐬𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐨 𝐬𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐬, 𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐬

𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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✯ 𝐢 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐨𝟑! 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐛𝐡

✯ 𝐝𝐧𝐢 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐫𝐩𝐟 𝐬𝐨𝐳 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝟗𝟗% 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠

✯ 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐩𝐟 𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧, 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭

✯ 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝟏𝟖+ 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠, 𝐢 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞

✯ 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐩𝐟/𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐢 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 (𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐞, 𝐨𝐛𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚)

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𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕤 ✧ 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤 ✧ 𝕨𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 ✧ 𝕒𝕦𝕤

[milkandleafs]

Im really displeased with the state of nba rpf rn 😔 Feels like if its not spurs or knicks no one is reading or writing it. Idk writing for smaller franchises just feels like im screaming into the void. btw I really enjoyed your zacch/alex and zacch/everyone fics.

I truly appreciate your avoidance of Jalen Brunson!!!!!!

lol yes u get it

the stuff im writing isn't rly like... niche lol everyone knows shai and drew and yet you would think im writing about tier 5 micronesian backyard basketball league with the way its completely buried/ignored

the tag just got flooded with knicks/spurs yaoi and like... thats awesome but literally no other ships are even visible

tbf the tag's always been dominated by a few ships but at least before ~6 months ago there were other ships. now its deadass like 5. max. lol

and i have a special bone to pick with area 51 bc me and oomf were shipping it when the spurs were dogshit last year and now everyone is jumping in like theyre the owners of this house. like nah this staff only... i guess its like a microcosm of how newer fans treat nbarpf in general (like they invented the wheel lol)

its ultimately not the biggest deal, i still enjoy writing i just rarely read any fic on the tag anymore. i'm cooking up something now but who knows if i'll ever post it on ao3

anyway im glad you liked my zacch fics written for an audience of like 10 haha. idk who u r but i hope ur doing well with your small market fic writing. there may be some more risarrcher coming if alex can ever stay healthy for a single summer so they can play for france together.

+ i will NEVER support brunson !!!!!

[milkandleafs]

nbarpf tag so shitfromabutt recently im over it

nothing fun or interesting to read

straight slop slop slop sahur

i barely even bother scrolling it anymore lemme just read my own fics and call it

[milkandleafs]

Can I request you do a Chemby (Chet Holmgren x Victor Wembanyama) fic 😌

If you don't take requests, or you don't want to, that's completely fine! 🙇‍♂️

unfortunately im not terribly into this ship but i'd recommend my good friend @chaosarchived if ur into chemby shes on that shit bad

[milkandleafs]

after last night

♠︎ explicit ☆ 9465 words ⟡ shai gilgeous-alexander/andrew nembhard

❀ tags: alternate universe - canon divergence, fashion au, maybe ooc ❀ enemies to friends with benefits, inspired by the devil wears prada ❀ rough sex, dirty talk, freak4freak

He was dressed accordingly boringly, classic corporate nonsense, though he wasn't bad in the face. Tall, with symmetrical features and a nice build, he would make a decent model if he had been so inclined. But he wasn't inclined to model. Instead he was inclined to come into the Noir office, damn near unannounced, to "observe". OR Fashion mogul Shai becomes well acquainted with the soon-to-be CEO of Pacer Publications, Andrew. (no basketball au)

borage for bluntness. the old farmer's almanac.

[merrily-merrily]

if you have written area 51 fic someone on twitter has posted screenshots reacting to your fic on a public account just to lyk

[milkandleafs]

ive been shaidrew posting but i genuinely miss my hawks so much like i truly can’t believe i dont get to watch (most of) them play until october thats so far away

i miss them :c

i hope we get some updates on socials or smth

[peachtrre]

The legacy of the ecf hawks.

Two cute boys.

[milkandleafs]

shai drew ryan nickeil all in the athlete pool for canada this summer i feel like a biggest fattest greediest bitch ever i’m eating so mf good

[milkandleafs]

fly on by

♠︎ gen

☆ 2566 words

⟡ shai gilgeous-alexander & andrew nembhard

It was medium-sized and gray, with brown feathers interspersed throughout and enormous eyes as black as the night, except…

"Drew?" he guessed, and the owl looked up from where it was busily preening it's feathers.

OR Shai finds a pretty owl outside of his hotel room in Paris

owl’s clover for owls🦉.

[milkandleafs]

shaidrew 2032 toronto raptors ring who says no

[milkandleafs]

every day nbayaoitwt gets on my nerves

tjank god most of them are larpers with no ao3 accounts

if ur seeing this please don’t share my fics off ao3!! don’t download them and send them to other people, they’re locked for a reason!!!

i only say this cuz people started waking up to stephjared and i have the only published fic for them

[milkandleafs]

all that to say: if my fics ever get mentioned or linked on twitter i’m taking everything down and locking this account i don’t have the time. ever.

thank god that won’t happen tho cuz i write random ass nugu pairings 😝😝

[milkandleafs]

what are we DOING man

you don’t even kno who this is and ur posting a LINK TO THEIR FIC??

actually such a weird and unclassy thing to do lmao

[milkandleafs]

𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 - 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟓 (𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞)

♠︎ teen ☆ 3872 words ⟡ shai gilgeous-alexander/andrew nembhard

"I do think you're an asshole. And very selfish," Andrew replied bluntly. "But I chose to come, so what does that make me?" "I dunno, what?" "A dumbass. A dumbass who loves you, probably too much."

heliotrope for devotion. the old farmer's almanac.

[milkandleafs]

10 things i hate about you au where wemby is the mean, weird, super woke, kinda bitchy older sibling and zacch is the silly popular wants-to-date younger sibling

this works much better with wembochan than like… area 51 for ex

bring back wemby yaoi

[omegazoroarchive]