get shelved, idiot ::

Posts will be shelved according to the Dewey Decimal system, or elsewhere as is appropriate

[astroportals]

I ❤️ MY PUBLIC LIBRARY

[i-shelve-posts]

And we love you, valued patron!

[glassamphibians]

reading trackers automatically sorting poetry into nonfiction stresses me out

[i-shelve-posts]

Garfield is nonfiction too 🧡 741.5973

[i-shelve-posts]

Ok executive order 14247 way to screw over everyone on the wrong side of the digital divide

[i-shelve-posts]

For the record, Mac Barnett is right

[3000s]

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

[3000s]

to be honest i forgot he did that

[i-shelve-posts]

398.2

[were--ralph]

Hey! how make much did you make an hr on your first job and what was the job?

[ursiday]

Earth

[i-shelve-posts]

OCLC WorldCat!! I know herrr

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[official-library-posts]

What do you MEAN there’s a gimmick blog that only reblogs library related posts

i know im just cool like that

[i-shelve-posts]

027

[i-shelve-posts]

One of the boys by Victoria Zeller

Trans girl football story, high school drama with good writing.

First time I’ve seen a production page like this and WAH it should be industry standard

[i-shelve-posts]

THANK YOU LEVINE QUERIDO PRODUCTION NOTES!!

[i-shelve-posts]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Absolutely amazing. Pure literature. This was Morrison’s first book

[karrakazz]

wine for idiots

WHITE WINE

if you want to make a wine person very unhappy, say that a white wine they like "is giving me a little green bell pepper?"

RED WINE

honestly the only two questions you need to start credibly talking about red wine are "does it taste like red fruits (strawberry/cherry/raspberry) or black fruits (blackberry/plum)?" and "does it taste oaky (i.e. gently sweet and earthy in a way youd associate with coffee or chocolate or warming spices)

if its a fancy dry wine (not a dessert wine, not port, manischewitz or markovic) dont say "sweet," say "juicy"

FIZZY WINE

if its red and fizzy its probably a lambrusco

if youre drinking champagne talk about the "minerality," even chalk notes if youre feeling gutsy. you dont have to taste it just say it

ORANGE WINE

this is very trendy. youre gonna want to talk about its "funkiness." if you use the term "gym socks" at the right time you will get a round of laughs or at least knowing nods. if you see shmutz in the bottom dont worry about it.

MISC

if you want a wine person to talk for a while and not ask you any questions just ask them how they feel about natural wine. theyll go on for a little and you can decide to agree or disagree based on how hot they are

[karrakazz]

i dont think anyone should know anything

[i-shelve-posts]

641.22

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[jadeharleyinc]

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

[i-shelve-posts]

623.441

[anxeious]

[i-shelve-posts]

599.314

[wheremyfeathersflock]

New crop of babies from Lucy! I gave them some corn

[ilovebitchingandmoaning]

lets learn about corn with mama

[i-shelve-posts]

636.5

[shiftythrifting]

Submission from Cleric

[i-shelve-posts]

391.413

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

[i-shelve-posts]

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