nihilist daughter

can't stop the gods from engineering

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drunk on jaeger wondering if orin incandenza would fuck me and id save him

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sometimes i feel like car seat headrest wrote twin fantasy for me anyway who wanna hold on to the ghost of my body?

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dream relationship template is avril and james incandenza # need that

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when there's a really chill ghost called will in your attic: good will haunting

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bob dylan in 1966: bitch we goin blonde 4 blonde

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im scared im not as smart as i think i am

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the heated rivalry yaoi larp is crazy because you and i both know you have nver looked for bob dylan x george harrison. where were you when ice adolesence got cancelled where were you when you were 12 and shinji killed kaworu one of us is reading pemcandenza fanfiction on ao3 on the train and it my friend is not you

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can someone talk to me about infinite jest bro like sorry my fucking fault i dont tend to associate with chauvinistic pretentious boys and mentally ill fifteen year olds

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oh my god bro why is everyone so

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"high protein low fat" holy fuck just say you dont like good food

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bitches think they audrey horne whole time they alex delarge

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shut the fuck up you have all the charm of a big, glass corporate building

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my kids gon be mad as hell when all they get when i die is a bunch of sick ass playlists and a cutout of david foster wallace 😂😂😂

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when do we consummate my surviving this long huh when am i going to finally get some for doing this grueling awful terrible nightmare shit every day

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sometimes you js wake up and you be on sum bojack horseman shit so you just shoot yourself and the next day you js wake up and you be on sum bojack

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why the fuck is the apple called red delicious and not delicious red

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this is what a quarterlife crisis looks like