The Gods Handcrafted This Bastard

Devon: he/they

[big-boah-2]

These two are my comfort gays.

[raytorocal]

Ray doodle from a month ago that i wanted to post

[kitdadington-deactivated2015060]

Stars on the street

[cute-evil-cookie]

Fusili on the grass

[tollhousecookie]

Hey check out how hard i ca]

[musclemanveryregular]

You know who else ca]

[valtsv]

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

[valtsv]

and yes, they both smoke weed

[squidy-y2k]

and which one told you that?

[valtsv]

[tollhousecookie]

[n portal through posts 😁

[musclemanveryregular]

[n portal through posts 😁?

[julius-caeser]

hanging with my boys in the senate on wednesday the 15th, cant wait to see what theyve got planned, i hope its a suprise party

[yummyburger101]

my pet dollar

[yummyburger101]

i deposit her in the bank every morning snd withdrawl her every evening its like daycare

[meow-moment]

*says a fact in a conversation and a wikipedia citation appears next to my head*

[lazygravez]

*clicks the citation*

[meow-moment]

*text pops up saying “this is not true. He saw this in a youtube video once in 2014 and took it as fact”. the words “youtube video” are underlined and in blue”

[official-lucifers-child]

*clicks on the link*

[arsonistblue]

[garlic-but-gay]

Bitches out here roleplaying internet trolling

[death-420]

you are grounded, for til cock

FOR TIL COCK????????

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

[hugsohugs-side]

body horror in robots is a concept that needs to be explored more i think. there's a lot of potential there

here's an example

so imagine you're a robot that works at a grocery store. your life is pretty standard, not much different from any other grocery store robot

but one day you're restored from a backup and now everyone's acting a little weird and sad around you. you have no idea why because your backup was made yesterday morning

eventually you find out that your old body was found laying in a river with its hard drive and motherboard and a bunch of other stuff removed

you were essentially killed and your corpse desecrated and you will probably never find out what happened

now that's bad enough right? but THEN

a whole year later, you've mostly gotten over this whole thing, and you approach a customer who is a fellow robot

you scan them as a Standard Robot Greeting and

they have the same type of hard drive as you

same serial number

you realize that that's YOUR hard drive in the other robot

they have your brain

they have your old brain, and they are using it

WHY do they have your old brain.

and then suddenly the other robot drops everything and BOLTS it out of the grocery store and you never see them again

that would fuck you up a little i think

[softestaura]

phoebe bridgers styled by jared ellner and photographed by davis bates

[yuyuhakush0]

[softwaring]

me and my fiancee getting married

[keepinventory]

pick your favorite smiley emoticon ok?

:) ← the classic

:+) ← my favorite!

:3 ← the silly

c: / :> ← the tinys

:-) ← the nose

:D ← the YAY!

:] ← the robot

:} ← the frog

:o) ← the clown

;) ← the scandalous!

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

[starsprlte]

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

If you saw Elon Musk getting jumped by 50 guys would you:

Help him

Make it 51

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2023

[sakuraluck]

[sexymanotddd]

CONGRATULATIONS TO CECIL GERSHWIN PALMER, WINNER OF THE 2023 TUMBLR SEXYREMATCH

[sheepinthebigcity]

fuck portal

[sheepinthebigcity]

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