Brie's cluttered hoard @briebo-is-a-dragon - Tumblr Blog

okay, about time for a new pinned

this blog is a side blog for my main, briebo-art. I haven't managed to draw in a while though, so it's been a bit sparse.

this blog is mainly dedicated to me being able to reblog things freely that i enjoy, whether that be memes or affirming posts or otherwise. it's mainly going to be therian content and occasional nsfw stuff, do be warned, and otherwise just stuff i find funny

also, on occasion (when the stars align and the moon hangs full in the sky and the stimulant medication hits just right—) i write things! mainly, nowadays, therian things. im big on the draconic stuff. huge fan.

i'll keep track of the list of things ive written here, as follows:

• A Draconic Reaffirmation (~2.8k words) [Tumblr] [Scribblehub]

• A Dream of Flight (~2.6k words) [Tumblr]

i'm hoping to write more when i get the chance and life lets me, but hey. thanks for any attention you might give to this account or the things i write, <3

#yapping #okay finally cleaned this up. if im going to be posting writing here at least. hhhhi

toskarin

I take a puff and then look at the chimpanzee I am supposed to be taking care of. with my enhanced empathy I know he badly wants a little bit. he does the universal primate gesture for give here. I hand him the joint, he carefully disassembles me like a lego house

toskarin

pansyfemme

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

doyoulovethewayzeylily

dropout posts on the dash, where's the video of Sam Reich joking about transfems being predators

doyoulovethewayzeylily

kill your white boy for me

doyoulovethewayzeylily

kill your white boy for me

remember that time they aired an episode where Chris Grace said "Esk*mo kiss" and, in response to the backlash, they and Grace separately issued statements + edited it out of the episode? still waiting on Reich's statement about this

hint: this time it can't be played off as an honest mistake.

helloitsbees

propaganda on my dash

helloitsbees

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? BOINKING AN OOMF? A LONGTIME, SHORT-DISTANCE OOMF?

graceunknowndood-blog

uququ

after a couple hours chopping dried sea urchins into tiny pieces with a razor blade you start referring to the razor blade as yourself in your thoughts. a little while afterwards you'll inevitably think something along the lines of "i'm getting a bit dull, i'm going to have to throw myself out & get myself a new self" at which point your internal monologue has pretty much returned to baseline

life-of-jauxro

niceinchnails

Everyone. This is NOT a drill. I have hacked into the backend of [tumblr]. I'll save us all.

unalivejournal

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

microsff

"Oh! Excuse me," I say as I feel the familiar tug, "I'm being summoned."

I materialise in a pentagram in Hell. I glare at the demon.

"I wish I'd never taught you how to reverse the ritual. I was at a party!"

"We're out of salt liquorice."

"Fine, I'll buy some tomorrow. Now send me back!"

*poof*

gorps

hazelenses

dragon therian drunkenly texting her friends at 2:14AM: woukd you still love me if i was a wyrm

prokopetz

Having been Very Online in the mid 1990s is rough because half of your formative influences are like "yeah, this Flash video engages in pop culture deconstruction that's strikingly topical even thirty years later and did things to my vocabulary that persist to this day, and I can literally never recommend it to anyone because its core premise is a level of homophobic ordinarily observed only under laboratory conditions".

prokopetz

Them: Hey, you were around for the first wave of real webcomics. Which one was your favourite?

Me:

prokopetz

#thank god homestar runner aged well (via @shibascarf)

Homestar Runner is the way that it is in large part because it's a response to the 90s edgelord bullshit I'm talking about; while the characters had earlier appeared in print, the Flash animated version that everybody remembers didn't debut until January of 2000. If it's aged well, that isn't an accident – it's a product of its authors looking at the state of 1990s Internet culture and making a conscious decision to be Not That.