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Mika ✦ She/Her ✦ filipino ✦ reblogs a lot ✦ i guess i can draw ✦ may or may not post shitposts ✦ multifandom『art tag: mikscrap』 「important: PLEASE DO NOT USE MY ART OR ANY OF MY WORKS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION -AND- PROPER CREDIT. thank you, have a good day uwu」

[gisewaaa]

The universe is indifferent. We ought not to be.

[i-am-a-fish]

Is it ok if i swear?

[i-am-a-fish]

this is my legacy

[i-am-a-fish]

alright everyone we’re gonna spell out gay

Give me a G!!!

[everysongineverykey]

G!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me an A!!!

[gerryasingerardway]

A!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me a T!!!

[wrailf]

T!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me an O!!!

[burnt-to-ashes]

O!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me an R!!!

[runnin-out-oftime]

R!!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me another A!!!

[magicalrebelchild]

A!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me a D!!!

[silvakss]

D!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

And give me an E!!!

[devoidofspace]

E!!!!!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

What’s that spell??!!

[amllama]

GATORADE!!!!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

wait

[dean-colette-deactivated2026050]

controversial writing tip

open a document and start writing

[henderys]

unrealistic. blocked,

[smileythesnake]

NO YOU CANT DO THAT

[kengriffey-jr-deactivated202102]

Play us a tune Jazz Man

[drakatha]

theres a snake in my flute

[ramenreptiles]

SHIT

[hyperdragon97]

MUSIC NOODLE

[realjimmorrison]

When I find myself in times of trouble Gordon Ramsay comes to me Speaking words of wisdom

[tashaneva]

just a bunch of my favourite birds

[neeetsocks-deactivated20191026]

no language should be mocked other than french

[gareauxtrains]

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

[teaboot]

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

[judgejudyofficial]

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

[genderfluidintake]

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

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[pochowek]

[noealzii]

Seoul Anime Style

[chongoblog]

Any piece of media: The creature turns a a shade of pink because their diet consists of mostly shrimp

Me: HOW M

[doritoarts]

ANY SHRIMPS DO YOU HAVE TO EAT

[mackycheese]

BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK

[thekingofpickles]

EAT TO MUCH AND YOU’LL GET SICK

[mental-cobweb]

SHRIMPS ARE PRETTY RICH

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[dekpi-deactivated20190316]

[chibird]

Embrace the challenge! If you change your mindset to treat obstacles as an opportunity to make you stronger, they become a little less scary to face. 🌄 

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[umameva]

i was filming my kittens and the door creaked and A CAT I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE DECIDED TO COME IN MY ROOM

[flexibility-love-andtrust]

@demeters-daughter

[cyberkillerxx]

“Oh shit fam my bad. Wrong house.”

[touyanii]

“what the fuck, c'est quoi ce chat??” is a great sentence

[rhysiare]

Mais what!?

[danantho]

Tbh that’s how french people talk

[mudwerks]

(via 🔥 Young condor 🔥)

[playnicepussycat]

He eat

[pon-raul]

what sort of fucking demon is that

[thepleasuregoblin]

Just a little boy.

[meteonisdrytron]

Me

[bunjywunjy]

if you’re curious, adult condors are some of the largest birds on the planet with wingspans reaching over ten feet!

some birds eventually forgot that they were dinosaurs, but the Condor Did Not.

[ch3m10n-daru-blog]

Baby condor fluf

[softcngel-deactivated20181109]

@ everyone reading this: i hope with all my heart that you heal from whatever is causing you pain right now

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already