Sword slash to the chest. And you're on fire

Antoine / M / 31 / Computer Science / Aro/Gay / Expect memes and gay shit (18+). Feel free to message me ! Black lives still matter / Free Palestine  🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

[danantho]

Today on "ty crowdstrike" we have a bored gay waiting for the IT guys to fix his computer

[oodlyenough]

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

[libraryfag]

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

[t00thpasteface]

anyway. trust no one not even mr saturn

[danantho]

Football fans yelling like some 28 days later zombies out there. Shut the fuck up

[hotvampireadjacent]

[tyako89]

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

[lokaror]

They used idiot ore to forge u bro

[sufjansjoy]

mm you’re being such an okay boy for daddy. could be better could be worse. you will receive neither reward nor punishment for your forgettable behavior. that’s my okay boy, keep doing whatever …

[harndt]

👍👍

[redavexat]

[moldavite]

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

[moggiem]

My new favourite GLaDOS character trait is that, as per her announcer pack for DOTA, she thinks high fantasy is stupid and doesn't make any sense. Her refusal to engage seriously with anything she isn't familiar with really drives home the fact that she's literally just an old woman.

[vileengine]

i actually did draft a bunch of abortion jokes but ultimately decided not to keep them

[horseabortion69]

Thinking again about the best furry telegram sticker

[dragonboywings]

A close second

[mevil]