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SHARKS - an OFMD animatic
Here it is😈 it’s FINALLY done!!!! (also it bothers me so much that I can’t upload it to YouTube because I can’t switch off monetisation unless I’M a YouTube partner😡 if you know a trick for copyright claims pleeeaase share it with me thank you😭)
Having feelings about the fact that the two times we see Ed lose his temper and get seriously violent and aggressive with anyone, it’s when he’s been repeatedly verbally provoked about subjects that are very painful for him. I would also argue for the case of his father, but that was more premeditated than reactive.
The first time is with the French captain, when Stede is giving Ed a dining lesson and critiques the lack of utensils. The Captain angrily snaps “I did not imagine we would be hosting your kind”, a blatantly racist Othering of Ed. (And don’t even start me on the fact that the flashback shows his mother diminishes herself compared to her white employers by saying “we not that kind of people”)
For a moment, Ed goes very still, calmly and quietly asking “my kind? what’s that supposed to mean?” and the French captain sneers “it means a rich donkey is still a donkey”. Historically, donkey was frequently used as an offensive slur towards Polynesian people by white British people and given what we later learn about Ed’s family and how he was taught to view himself by his mother, it’s no surprise that it’s an emotional trigger point.
“A donkey,” he repeats, breathing hard, “a fucking donkey”
The fact that he defensively lashes out, shouting “Do you know where I’m from? You know fucking nothing about me!” highlights just how distressing and offensive the whole interaction is. (Also worth mentioning that David Fane - Fang - is also from NZ and of Samoan descent, so having him and Taika do this scene with this particular insult is incredibly loaded)
The second time we see him lash out it’s in episode 10 and what makes it even worse is the fact that it comes after he’s been receiving the support and acceptance of Stede’s crew. He’s puttering around, humming, tidying up his living area and laughingly saying “can you believe I lived like this?” - he’s still sad about everything that happened with Stede, but there’s a light at the end of the tunnel and he’s starting to pick up the pieces.
Then Izzy forking Hands, the living incarnation of internalised homophobia and toxic masculinity intervenes.
And it’s not when he tells Ed that he should have let the English kill him. It’s not when he describes him as “this thing that you’ve become” (and hooboy, that gender identity stuff is just begging me to write it). It’s not even when he yells in Ed’s face that “this is Blackbeard” while waving a piece of propaganda.
Ed’s clearly hurt and tired and saddened by it, but the thing that pushes him over the edge is when Izzy dares to bring up Stede, mocking him for “pining for his boyfriend”, when Ed’s cracked and broken heart is still raw and fragile. The fact he does it to make him stop talking makes my heart hurt.
And Izzy doesn’t care about that. All he cares about is reawakening the violent, physical, aggressive man that he wants and when he shows his approval, Ed immediately recoils, backing away in distress. The damage is done. Izzy has proved his point by jabbing his fingers straight into an open wound and laughing when Ed reacted to make him shut up.
Ed is not by nature an explosively violent person and the fact it takes people repeatedly slamming on his emotional vulnerable places with a verbal hammer to make him react in an aggressive way speaks measures for him.
Don’t get me wrong, he’s very good at doing a violence as part of the job - he loves a good maim and all that - but violence as an emotional reaction? It takes a lot to get that out of him and often when he’s already feeling off-balance.
being in my 20s is like I understand more of my mother and less than i ever have. My childhood friends are strangers to me and there’s no one i know better. i want to drink wine. i never stopped wanting to climb trees. i know more than I’ve ever known before. I don’t know anything at all. i’m seven years old and sixteen and twenty nine and seventy. I can’t tell when i'm happy. I think the only thing that will make me happy is to be little again. i want to be really old. i go to the ocean and feel like nothing matters more than that. in my bedroom everything matters so much. I go to the grocery store every day. i know how to cook a lot of things but the only thing i know how to eat is fried eggs. I can take care of myself but i want to be taken care of. i want to go home and I don't know where that is. i think it may be somewhere inside of me but i’m not sure
love the way david jenkins refuses to apologize for shit just not making sense. how do they get places so quickly? doesnt matter. why is ed wearing full leather wouldnt he be sweating like hell? oh yeah it'd be awful to be a pirate in that, but it's hot, next question. he does not hesitate to just be like. eh who gives a shit. they're in love, who cares about how the boat got there. it's all fake anyway. here watch taika and rhys kiss.
Modern AU Stede isn't a tailor or a flower shop owner btw. He's a divorced dad in his late 40's who just figured out he's queer and wants to 'engage with his community' and 'do something fun for once' so he opens a queer bar. Unfortunately he has no fucking idea HOW to run a queer bar, like at all. It's the most ridiculous bar you've ever been in. He stocks more tea than alcohol. There is a wall of bookshelves next to a place that's often used as a make shift dance floor. On Tuesdays and Sundays they open early and serve 'brunch' while Stede does dramatic readings of fairytales. 'Perhaps you'd be more comfortable making it a cafe' 'no its a BAR I want it to be a bar' stede insists. Its called 'The Revenge'. Because what is a modern au of if not a bizzare place for queers to hang out?
Charlie Day doppelganger: NBA player Josh McRoberts
I refuse to believe that isn’t charlie day
The gang infiltrates the nba.
dear god charlie is 5′7″ and this man is 6′10″. this is uncomfortably stretched out charlie, and i am straight up TERRIFIED by that concept
I wish you all very good sex. if you don't like sex, I wish you a very good romance. if you don't want either of them. I wish you a very good bowl of soup and some bread, mate.
I hate being asked what my goal in life is…. like.. idk…?? I want to have my own kitchen… and I want to know every poem by heart… and uhh.. I want to be kissed in the rain … etc etc .. my heart is very little and I dont want it to break
the fact that I have to be in the “right headspace” to do even the simplest tasks. absolutely humiliating
i hate when people critique movies by saying “nothing happened” as if the only measurement of a films quality is the amount plot you can jam in it. are shapes and colours not fucking enough for you. can’t you just vibe. the only movies i care about are about people stumbling around in midst of an unsettling atmosphere, making obscure references with fuck-all being explained all while i feel indescribable emotions to big for my heart looking at the screen. everything else is trivial
starting fights with everyone i meet in an attempt to squeeze in an enemies to lovers arc before valentine’s day
being sexy literally has nothing to do with looks... you need to be a little bit weird and strange and unusual. people who are physically perfect by societal standards are not sexy like where's the flavour. the body hair. i'm right
wish i was a horror movie character that all the weirdgirls on tumblr were obsessed with
No Noise November. everyone shut up
That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.
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Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs
Have a friend with that problem
Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way
No one will know which is it
This guy inspired me to repair my own macbook. First of all, you should know that I am not… like, I have to look up HOW to look up what my computer specifications are. Tech, that ware either soft or hard, is not a subject in which I experience comfort or competence. But my puppy peed on my keyboard, and I asked the apple store, or the fucking mac cafe, or the godsdamn Computer House Chill Zone or whatever cute ass name they have for their bullshit store, and they said it would be TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO REPLACE MY KEYBOARD. I’m not even exaggerating.
So I asked the internet, well how hard IS it to repair? And I saw this guy’s video, and while I am no techie, I AM fueled by spite, so I was all “oh, they do that shit on purpose specifically so they can charge me $1200 bucks or make me buy a new computer hunh? FUCK THEM” and I bought all the tools I needed for about $25 and I bought all the parts I needed for about another $25 and I watched a few tutorial videos, and I replaced my own keyboard.
So, once you are doing the actual deed, it becomes pretty obvious that they are finding creative ways to make this much harder than it has to be on purpose. On thing that stood out to me is, instead of all the tiny screws being the same size, there are about two dozen very slightly different sizes. They could easily be all the same size, or like, two sizes at most, but no.
These mother fuckers will take a panel that screws into place and they’ll use a different size screw for each corner. They are so close that you almost cannot tell them apart visually, but they each will only screw into the matching corner. Like, it’s a pretty clear “fuck you” to anyone trying to do repairs.
anyway, this guy is also fueled by spite, and doing holy work, and I have mad respect
This is awesome. Man is doing good ass deeds 24/7 because he’s giving people control.
How dare you not leave a link to his channel, this guy is the savior of the modern world.
vittoria alla ribellione
being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit
i love saying ‘im obsessed with him’. do i wanna fuck him? be him? study him like a bug? ur guess is as good as mine :)
