million dollar ideas

iq of 1000

[million-dollar-ideas]

a Tumblr update that makes the website 80% more frustrating to use

[million-dollar-ideas]

flycatcher that ties a string around the fly and holds the string like a balloon

[million-dollar-ideas]

library full of different slabs of rock people can engrave things on

[million-dollar-ideas]

a swing set for horses

[million-dollar-ideas]

edible packing peanuts

[million-dollar-ideas]

a speedometer that lies

[million-dollar-ideas]

mcdonalds play place but for adults

[million-dollar-ideas]

quarters can get rusty

[million-dollar-ideas]

claw machine in the pharmacy for various cold medications

[million-dollar-ideas]

ultra lead paint

[million-dollar-ideas]

a geode with a rock inside

[million-dollar-ideas]

a guy who you pay to follow you around and laugh at all your jokes

[million-dollar-ideas]

lightbulb that gets cold

[million-dollar-ideas]

lawn mower that lets you aim where it throws the rocks

[million-dollar-ideas]

flavored seatbelts

[million-dollar-ideas]

evil burger patty made of evil burger beef

[million-dollar-ideas]

calming lavender cigarette