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Episode 26 - Curious Stories of Oddball Couples and Tag Teams
I talk about oddball tag teams in wrestling from insane couples to inanimate objects, to even an imaginary one...
Listen to the episode or read the transcript of the episode below the cut.
Meet the NXT Rookie Fall Class of 2022
Beau Morris – From Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He’s an offensive lineman from Southern Methodist University in Dallas, Texas. During his senior year in 2021, Saw action in nine games, making six starts... Helped the Mustangs to national rankings of ninth in scoring offense (38.4), 13th in total offense (465.9), 14th in passing offense (304.5) and 17th in sacks allowed (1.33)... AWARDS: College Gridiron Showcase Invite... Tropical Bowl Invite... NFF Hampshire Honor Society…
Hayden Pittman – From Spanish Fort, Alabama. Played Tight End for the University of Alabama Blazers for His Senior year in 2021 hes on the John Mackey Award Preseaon Watch List...Utilizing his extra year of eligibility granted by the NCAA due to COVID-19...Appeared in all 13 games for UAB, making seven starts...Recorded 22 receptions for 192 yards, averaging 8.7 yards per catch...Had a career-high 32 yard reception versus Jacksonville State.
Alivia Ash – From Merrillville, Indiana. She’s a Track and Field runner from the University of Louisville Cardinals. In 2020 she Competed in five meets during the indoor season… Cleared a season-high 1.73m/5’08 in the high jump at the ACC Indoor Championships for a third place finish, earning first team All-ACC honors… Finished second in the high jump at the Gene Edmonds Open and Notre Dame Invitational.
Kevin Venturas Cortes – From Anaheim, California. Tight End from CSP, Concordia St. Paul in 2021 NSIC All-Academic Team of Excellence honors ... led the team's tight ends in total receptions (10) and reception yards (64) … played in 10 games while starting five … had at least one reception in 5 games. His twitter account is so special. KVCortes7. He has a pinned video of Triple H making him an offer to go to Orlando to train at the Performance Center. Then the shot goes to the bus with everyone on the list, calling his loved one, at a loss for words but telling whoever is on that call that he got the contract. The video of his introduction into NXT and followed up with the words Arriva y Adelante which translates to onward. Representation Matters.
Skylor Clinton – From Prescott, Arizona. Former tight end from Northern Arizona University, professional indoor football league player.
Academic Notes: Golden Eagle Scholar-Athlete Award recipient in 2021 UAB: Spent three seasons with the Blazers after joining the program in 2017... Played in nine games across the 2018 and 2019 seasons. Mesa Community College: Caught 23 passes for 441 yards and four touchdowns as a wide receiver... Finished with three catches and 100 yards in the season finale Valley of the Sun Bowl against Lackawanna College. Albany: Spent the spring of 2016 at Albany as an inside linebacker. Wyoming: Joined the Cowboys as a defensive end for the 2015 season.
Franki Strefling – From Niles, Michigan. She was an outside hitter for Eastern Michigan University Volleyball. Her resume is outstanding.
EMU: Became the sixth EMU volleyball player to reach both 1,000 career kills and digs, and was the first since Becky Baltare (2002-05)...Ranks eighth in program history with 3,510 career attempts...
2020: Earned AVCA Midwest All-Region First Team honors, becoming the first EMU volleyball player to collect first team honors since 1989...Named First Team All-MAC...Started all 20 matches, including 77 sets for the Green and White…Finished second in the MAC in both total kills (315) and total points (342)...Totaled double-digit kill performances 16 times...Notched 10-plus digs in 17 matches for the Green and White...Ended the season with 4.09 kills per set and 4.44 points per set, which led the team…Collected 308 total digs, which ranked second for EMU…Led the Eagles with 13 double-doubles and recorded 15-plus kills in 10 matches…Earned MAC West Division Offensive Player of the Week after a career-best 26 digs to surpass 1,000 career digs, and posted 23 kills in a 3-1 victory at Northern Illinois (Feb. 11)...Recorded a personal-high 26 kills against Buffalo (Feb. 25) and collected her second offensive player of the week honor...Her 26-kill outing versus the Bulls is tied for seventh in Convocation Center history...Reached the 1,000-career kills plateau with her first strike of the match against Ohio (March 8)...Led the team with a season-best three service aces in a 3-1 loss at Miami (March 20)...Posted a season-high five blocks (0-5) in a five-set win over Ball State (March 27)...Named to the West Division Preseason All-MAC Team.. There is a lot more in the years prior but you get the picture. And I would be remiss if I didn’t mention that she graduated from EMU with a bachelor in business management and pursued a Master’s degree in 2021. WWE is just her back up. She is already a queen and we haven’t seen her perform yet.
Chukwusom Enekwechi - From Queens, New York. Another standout from Eastern Michigan University. He is a shot put guy. He throws stones. Here are his stats. Im impressed. EMU: 2021-22: Indoor: Competed in eight meets for the Eagles…Finished runner-up in the shot put at the Mid-American Conference Championships with a toss of 17.42m (57.15 feet) Feb. 26…Recorded a career-best throw of 18.72m (61.41 feet), the third-best indoor shot put in school history, at the GVSU Big Meet, Feb. 11…Took first in the shot put at the Wolverine Invitational with a mark of 18.16m, Jan. 8…
Harleigh White – From Clemson University in South Carolina. Her 2022 season highlights include
2022 Outdoor Season
Yellow Jacket Invitational
Jumped 13.12m in the triple jump
Jumped 13.06m in the triple jump
Florida Relays
Jumped 12.59m in the triple jump
Tom Jones
Member of the 4x400m relay team that ran a 3:35.68
South Carolina
Ran a 23.80 in the 200m
Ran a 54.60 in the 400m
Penn Relays
Jumped a 12.91m in the triple jump
ACC Outdoor Championships
Jumped a 13.05m in the triple jump
NCAA Regionals
Jumped a 12.82m in the triple jump
Rickssen Opont – From Port-au-Prince, Haiti. University of South Alabama. He can squat 900 lbs.
2020: Outdoor – Recorded personal-bests in the discus throw (43.33m) and in the hammer throw (51.56m) at the Jaguar Opener … Indoor – Earned First-Team All-Sun Belt honors in the shot put (16.47m) and recorded a personal-best in weight throw (17.57m) at the Sun Belt Championships … Won in the shot put (17.43m) and placed third in the weight throw (17.46m) at the Samford Bulldog Invite … Finished third in the shot put (17.35m) and sixth in the weight throw (16.53m) at the Jaguar Invitational … Recorded a 16.90m distance in the shot put at the Clemson Bob Pollock Invitational … Won in the weight throw (17.40m) and placed third in the shot put at the Samford January Invite.
Lea Mitchell – From Boynton Beach, Florida. She’s a gymnast from Michigan State. Four time team captain, Three time MVP.
CAREER HIGHS: • Vault - 9.900 • Bars - 9.900 • Beam - 9.925 • Floor - 9.950 • All-Around - 39.375 CAREER NOTES: Earned CoSIDA, which is a College Sports Information Directors of America, Academic All-America Division I At-Large Third Team accolades in 2022, becoming just the second Spartan gymnast all-time to reach CoSIDA Academic All-American status, with Angela Howard having received the honor consecutively in 1994 and 1995 ... Recipient of the 2021 Big Ten Conference Wayne Duke Postgraduate Award, becoming the first MSU female student-athlete to receive this honor, and only the second Spartan overall ... Won 23 career event titles, with 10 on floor, five in the all-around, four on vault, three on bars and one on beam ... Three-time team co-captain (2020-22) ... Five-time WCGA Scholastic All-America honoree (2018-22) ... Four-time Academic All-Big Ten and Big Ten Distinguished Scholar honoree (2019-22). 2022: Earned CoSIDA Academic All-America Division I At-Large Third Team accolades ... A WCGA Scholastic All-America Award recipient ... Also earned Big Ten Distinguished Scholar accolades, as well as Academic All-Big Ten honors and the MSU SASS Scholar-Athlete Award recipient ... Made season debut on 1/15 against Bowling Green and Illinois State ... Placed second and earned a new career-best score in the beam event with a 9.900 ... Tied career-best bars score against Maryland on 2/5 ... Scored a season-best 9.900 on floor in the meet against Illinois 2/13 ... Tied for second place on the uneven bars event at Big Fives on 2/19, posting a 9.875 ... Scored a 9.900 on floor at Ohio State 2/26 ... Tallied scores of 9.850 on both bars and beam on 3/5 against Western Michigan ... Scored two scores of 9.900 or better at Kentucky on 3/11, a 9.900 on floor and a career-high 9.925 on beam to tie for second place ... Tied for sixth on beam at the Big Ten Championships with a 9.850 ... Posted a 9.900 on floor at the NCAA Regional Finals on 4/2 ... Scored a 9.875 at Regionals Second Round and Regional Finals ...
Anna Keefer – From St Michael Albertville, Minnesota. Coming out of University of North Carolina. She was on the track and field roster and her accolades are impressive as well. Five time NCAA All American.
All-America 2022 Indoor Long Jump 2022 Indoor 200M (2nd team) 2021 Indoor Long Jump (2nd team) ACC Champion 2022 Indoor Long Jump All-ACC 2022 Indoor Long Jump 2022 Indoor 60M (2nd team) 2022 Indoor 200M (2nd team) 2022 Outdoor Long Jump 2022 Outdoor 100M (2nd team) 2022 Outdoor 200M (2nd team) 2021 Indoor 200M 2021 Outdoor Long Jump 2020 Indoor Long Jump 2020 Indoor 60M ((2nd team) School Records Outdoors 100 meters (all-conditions), 11.23 Outdoors 200 meters (all-conditions), 22.83 Indoor Long Jump, 21-6 Majoring in communication studies ... Honored as the team's Athletic Director's Scholar-Athlete for 2021-22 2022 Indoors: Qualified for NCAA Championships in both long jump and 200 meters ... Earned first-team All-America honors in long jump aft, second-team honors in the 200 meters ... ACC Champion in the long jump ... First-team All-ACC in long jump, second in both 60 meters and 200 meters ... All-ACC Academic Team for indoor track & field Outdoors: Qualified for NCAA Championships in the long jump ... Long jump champion at the Penn Relays ... Also won long jump at the Duke Invite ... Second in long jump at ACC Championships to earn first-team honors in that event ... Earned second-team honors in the 100 (6th place) and the 200 (5th place)
Kennedy Cummins – A cheerleader out of the University of Minnesota. From Kenosha Wisconsin. I wish we could find out more like her accolades and accomplishments but the university she went doesn’t have any information on her except for her hometown.
Breanna Ruggiero – acrobatics athlete and tumbler from Sacramento State University.
Jade Gentile – From Baldwinsville, New York. She played forward for the West Virginia University women’s soccer team. She plays professional soccer in Iceland. In 2018
Academic All-Big 12 Second Team
Played at forward in all 23 matches and started one
Logged a career high 830 minutes of action
Finished the season with one point (1 A)
Earned her first career start and played a career single-game high 74 minutes in a 1-1 draw at Purdue (Aug. 24)
Assisted on first of two insurance goals in 3-0 victory over Xavier (Aug. 30)
Tallied a career-high three shots in 2-0 win over St. Francis (Pa.) (Sept. 16)
Monika Klisara. Karate black belt, martial arts from Canada.
Alfa magazine did a cover story about her. She says “I originally come from a background of Serbian-Croatian descent. Born in the Balkans during war, my family fled to Canada in order to seek a stable living environment.”
She’s been training karate for 20 years and have currently been on the National team for 10 of those years. She won the Karate Commonwealth Championships. "It was a tough year overall in competition for me, and one of the largest competitions was coming up (Commonwealth Games). Before travelling to South Africa to compete, I fell short of medal rounds in 3 competitions prior to the Commonwealth championships".
Her favorite quote is "Hasta La Victoria Siempre." -Che Guevara
For Victory, Always
Whats the tumblr etiquette still?
Mr. Petty is back at it again!
Is it still if someone shows love to your page and you see them in your notifications you go check out their blog and support them also??
Because I was blocked for liking their post after this person liked two of my posts.... I mean maybe it was an accident on their part and I even tried emailing them with the always reliable secret blog page.
But is that new? Do you people not support others around here anymore because 2014 tumblr user MillionDollarGeek (that was my first screen name by the way) did all the time and thats how I became friends with a lot of the ogs around here.
Whats the new tumblr etiquette that you all go by now?
This is one for the OGs
Week 1: Hell Week
Welcome to week 1 of the summer fitblr games or as I now like to call it HELL WEEK!
With the inclusion of team 11 on the roster and more people wanting to know more but not knowing exactly what they’re getting themselves into… you should have followed me and checked out the tags… I’m putting you all in teams which now makes it up to 7 on a team and I’ve now increased the difficulty of the workouts because I want to see what you’re all are made of. Hell week means that you’re gonna get a huge kick up the ass and we will see if you still want to be here for week 2 and all the way up to week 7.
Wait a minute. Did I say week 7? I meant to say week 6 but since theres more of you now, I guess I can increase it by one more week. That is if you’re all up for it. If not, we can go back to week 6. Its good. Talk to your captains new recruits. I will be messaging you all to tell you the awesome and awful news about this challenge. I won’t tell you who you’re team is until maybe tomorrow… maybe. For now…
Week 1 Workouts
Challenge rules once again. You start Monday… Work with your team to complete the task. If I say 700 push ups, I dont mean 700 by yourself. As a team. The captains will be there to tally up the numbers and as soon as your team is done for the week, they will give it to me. Your points won’t be up until next week for the rankings and the placement. Every Wednesday there will be a solo challenge, choose amongst your team to see wh…..no! You know what!
Rookies go first. Sorry @changing-from-hopper-to-hellboy I know you love the solo challenges and you would do them all yourself if you had to. But I want to see what the new recruits have. I want to see them perform. So if you’re new and have never done this challenge all 75 percent of you, you will do the solo challenges and the winner of that solo challenge will receive… 5000 points! I increased that too.
Week 1. Let’s Go!
60 Miles: Run, Walk, Elliptical only 800 push ups 800 squats 800 mountain climbers 800 jumping Jack’s 800 sit ups
Welcome to the Challenge 😁
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And Team 11… after you’re done picking a name for your team, pick two captains
Chapter 2
I had this dream about you last night.
It better have not have been a sex dream.
Justin nods his head no.
It was weird. I was a wrestler and your boyfriend was Flip Gordon and some shit about underground fighting so I went undercover and joined up to fight and shit happened. I dont know. It was pretty unclear.
All Mary got from that was Flip Gordon because immediately his face starts running through her head.
MMMM. Yea? What else happened?
I just told you. I got knocked out by this guy with a mask and when I woke up you were there.
Was a lion, a tin man, and a scarecrow there also?
No. Im being serious here. It was too real.
Mary grabs the binoculars and looks off into the distance.
Heads up, we have movement.
They both lower down in the car, hiding from the movement that is supposed to be a heist across the street from them. The subject, A man known as just Valek. He and his crew are robbing the art museum in downtown Chicago. An Informant had told detectives Justin and Mary about the incoming heist that was to take place tonight. An added bonus, they been trying to catch this guy and his crew for about a month now. Mary calls for back up.
Whats in there that you need? Whats this motive, Valek?
You can ask him when we catch him.
How long til back up gets here?
Twenty.
We dont have that much time. Im going in.
Justin, wait!
Im not letting this guy slip away from me again.
He gets out of the car and runs toward the art museum pulling his gun out. Mary checks on the back up again as well for a possible man down. Her partner just disobeyed a direct order. Shits going down.
Lets see what you’re planning on doing.
The man known in the streets as Valek is directing his crew to do their own jobs and to keep a watch outside as he sneaks inside. All security systems have been hacked into and security guards have been taken care of. One of the men that has switched with a security guard notices Justin but he gets taken down right away. Justin continues to go after Valek sneaking up behind him when he stops right in front of a mask.
What the hell?
He whispers as he notices the same mask from his dream the other night.
I was wondering how long it was going to take you.
Valek turns around to talk to Justin, he unmasks himself, and smirks.
Cody! Why?
You’re not going to believe this Detective. Two people that have never crossed paths with each other their entire careers. Brough together by this... this mask.
Officer Rhodes. I hope you know what you’re doing and how illegal this is.
I definitely know Detective. But to my surprise it has taken you this long and yet you’re supposed to be our fearless leader. And now here we are. Face to face. After a year and and hinting.
You set this up?
Guilty as charged.
So why that mask?
Because this is our legacy my friend. This is what is supposed to end our year long feud that I been having with you.
Cody reaches for the mask but Justin cocks his gun up.
Step away from that.
Another gun cocked is heard and its from one of Cody’s crew members. He unmasks himself and smiles as he realizes Cody is pulling a fast one on the detective who is surprise to see him as well.
Officer Omega?
Put the gun down sir. We dont want to hurt you.
Speak for yourself.
Cody puts the mask on
All this power. All of it. I can feel it. Justin.
He starts walking fast towards him and Justin shoots him but nothing. Kenny tries to shoot Justin but Mary intercepts and cocks him over the head with her gun.
Such a shame I had to do that.
Justin tackles Cody and the mask flies off. They fight for the gun nearby and Cody pokes Justin in the eye. He steps over him and he is about to shoot but Mary intercepts again and shoots Cody on his back. Justin gets up and elbows Cody in the face knocking him out.
Shit.
Too late Justin.
No, not too late. Mary, call for back up
Cody laughs.
You dont understand. Its too late for you.
What are you talking about?
That’s my cue. See you on the other side, brother.
Cody! Stay with me! CODY!
Fade to Black
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Roman wins! LOL!
You knew he was gonna win. Its Roman.
Justin stares at Mary annoyed, he takes a deep breath, and just continues to play out the rest of Monday Night Raw on his big screen tv. He slouches on his couch while Mary sits up from across and stares at Justin.
You’re gonna be ok? You been avoiding people lately. Noboy has heard from you in more than a week. Its not like you.
Depression has hit him hard. He got laid off from his job. Budget cuts. Long time wrestler. Its such a shame when you want to do what you love and you work and you get there and then they cut you because creative has nothing for you. He sighs for a moment and nods his head at Mary.
Yeah. Soon. I guess.
I’ll talk to Flip, see if he can get you in over there.
90 Days! What the hell am I supposed to do for 90 days? Meanwhile this guy...
Points at the tv screen at a paused moment of Roman Reigns holding the Intercontinental Championship that he just won from The Miz.
Does nothing for the business, is out for a few weeks, comes back, and gets to bury not only some of the talent that got released including myself, but Miz also!
Like I said, its Roman.
She gets up from the couch and presses a few buttons on her phone.
I’ll talk to bae.
She smiles. Loves saying bae. Actually loves that her boyfriend is Flip Gordon.
Thanks.
She walks towards the door, Justin gets up from his couch, and walks with her.
What are you gonna do?
Probably listen to Hamilton. Maybe Em. Kendrick. Get my mind off this whole thing. Oh shit, Punisher is on Netflix! Dont talk to me for a few days.
Are you kidding!?
Maybe.
Justin hugs Mary his long time best friend from the internet.
Team Awesome?
She kisses his cheek.
Team Awesome.
He smiles as she lets go and walks out. He stares outside of his apartment building as she opens the door to her car and starts it to drive off. Justin immediately scopes out the rest of the neighborhood and checks his phone for possible shenanigans that he could do tonight. One text comes through and its his buddies who found an underground fight club in the middle of the downtown Chicago. Shit happens out there.
Listen to Hamilton or go die?
He looks around the room and talks to himself.
Both? Both. Both it is!
He gets up from his couch again, walks out the door, and puts his Hamilton cd into the radio, and starts to sing. At the same time hes getting the directions. About thirty minutes later he arrives at his destination and proceeds to talk to the people that are running this underground fight shindig in downtown Chicago. One of the bouncers explains to Justin what this whole situation is.
What is this called?
Its called The Domain. Its ike fight club, only thing is that there are all kinds of fighters from boxers to muay thai to wrestlers. Its cheap to get in and if its your first time you have to fight.. House Rules.
So its kinda like Fight Club.
Whats that?
You never... oh. Okay. Nevermind. Who am I supposed to watch out? Who’s the big dog around this place? Who’s the Roman Reigns?
I dont know what that means, but the big guy is the guy that you’re probably going to fight first. He likes fresh meat.
Oh yea? Who is he?
He’s the brother of the promoter, Mr. Dario Cueto. The guy you’re fighting is a monster known only as Matanza. According to the promoter if you come back the next week after surviving his brother or if you even beat his brother tonight, you will get a special unique opportunity in his company.
Sold! Im in!
I dont think you understand what you’re getting yourself into, kid.
I do. And dont call me kid.
Okay, very well. Sign these papers. They’re for legal reasons. If anything were to happen to you tonight, this company or the promoter is not liable for any wrong doing or damages. This is all you bud.
Justin signs the papers.
Damn. You have a death wish. Where you from kid?
Chicago.
No, I mean what company you coming from?
WWE
You too? Okay. Whats your name?
Alexander Hamilton.
What?
Oh, nothing. I meant to say... Syck. Yea, that.
The bouncer disappears for a few minutes and all Justin can do now is hope he comes back the next week. Or is he even worried about that right now. He just heard this monster he’s about to fight is programmed to destroy. Does he care? Not one bit. All he cares about is the depression to go away. The thought of not having a legal job for 90 days is what bothers him.
Ladies and gentlemen!!! We are now ready for the match of the night! First, weighing in at 300 lbs... MATANZA CUEEEEEETOOOO!!!
The crowd cheers knowing that its time for bets to start.
And his opponent, making it his first night here. You all know him from the WWE!!! He is... the most insane.... SYYYYYYYYYCK!!!
The crowd goes quiet while Justin climbs into a hexagon shaped ring and continues to stretch his arms and legs.
Hey kid, do you have an emergency contact in your wallet?
Yes.
Alright. Lets get it ooooooon!
And as soon as he says that.... its over with. Matanza charges at Justin for a spear. Tries to pin him Justin kicks out. Justin kicks and kicks and punches at Matanza but to no avail. Matanza head butts Justin in the chest with his heavy helmet and starts to ground and pound on him. After a few seconds you hear the bell ring and the referee raises Matanza’s hand for the win but signals for the EMTS in the back to come get this body out of the ring.
How do you feel?
Huh?
How did we end up at the hospital with Mary sitting beside him.
I said how do you feel?
Where am I?
Hospital. You look nasty dude. Like... ugly dude from The Goonies nasty.
He tries to feel his face but even that hurts.
Im so glad im your ICE. But can you please tell me what stupid shit you’re gonna do before you end up doing it? I was worried you had died on my way over here.
I... you should see the other guy.
I did. Not a single scratch on him.
I dont know wha...
How about telling me from the beginning.
Okay.
@breakfastwiththesun
Hours has passed since the phone call from the suspect, since then, Rebecca has managed to stay with Angelique as the FBI keep a watch of her inside of her house. Meanwhile, Lt. Shawn Alexander, Charlie Washington, Justin Underwood, and Hank Frehley have made it to the Thunderdome to witness the latest event that is to transpire tonight. They stand outside of the dome watching all of the fans that have made it to the event and that are standing high above the dome itself hanging on to watch the most brutal event in history.)
Lt. Alexander: Did I see right? They’re selling pies for ten dollars.
Hank: Yea, I miss the days of popcorn and soda pop. Now we get pies and beer.
Lt. Alexander: I should go buy me one.
Hank: Sir, you do know its so you can throw it at the gladiators.
Justin: What the fuck for?
Charlie: Ever since the Ron Artest incident in 2004, people have decided to continue the tradition by throwing beer and pies at the people you hate.
Lt. Alexander: No matter, I gotta eat a pie.
(Lt. Alexander walks away with Charlie to buy a pie and beer leaving Justin Underwood and Hank Frehley to wait on the show.)
Justin: Bring me a beer!
(Meanwhile, back at Angelique’s house, Angelique and agent James from the FBI are watching over Rebecca as she has just gotten out of the shower. Angelique goes into the bedroom with Rebecca to keep her company while agent James waits outside in the kitchen. He goes into the fridge, finds a beer, and pops it open. He walks over to the living room, sits down on the sofa, and turns on the tv for some erotic Playboy tv.)
James: This will keep me busy.
(Back in the bedroom, Angelique hands Rebecca some clothes to wear for the night as she sits down on the edge of the bed. Angelique goes over to use the bathroom and Rebecca begins to put on her clothes. Angelique walks out of the bathroom as Rebecca is sitting with a white T-shirt and shorts.)
Becca: So… why did you decide to become a stripper… or… exotic dancer?
(Angelique looks at her as she hands her a brush for her hair.)
Becca: Im sorry.
Angelique: No, its ok. Actually, I wasn’t prepared for anybody to ask me that since it was long ago and its a part of my life that has been long forgotten. But I do need to explain why I did it. It all added up to family issues. You remember Troy Davis?
Becca: Ugh, the biggest Asshole in Highlands High, how can anyone forget him.
Angelique: Well… I dated him. It was one of those…. My So Called Life moments. He was such an asshole and I was a very popular cheerleader. But what people didn’t know about him was that he was such a sweet heart. We were engaged to be married right after high school, we were set to hit it off, and we were doing so well.
Becca: So what happened?
Angelique: The Conception. The big war President Bush warned us about.
(A tear falls down on her cheek.)
Angelique: The big dork decided to enroll himself in the army, out of all the things to do while your drunk, that was the stupidest. So, the big war known as The Conception happened and… the next thing I know is that lives were lost and I didn’t see my soon to be husband around anymore.
Becca: So you join a strip club?
Angelique: I needed the money. I was going from state to state trying to find a place to stay. So I made a name for myself as a tough bitch wherever I went. If your ever going to join a strip club make sure you watch out for yourself. These Showgirls were tough as nails, trying to do whatever it takes to be the main headliner. A girl went as far as to push a headline down the stairs so she can take her spot.
Becca: How did you become a headliner?
Angelique: Some bitch tried to blame me for something I didn’t do, so I punched her in the face. Since then, anybody that tried to mess with me, they would either end up getting fired or my fist on their face. So everytime I joined a new Strip Club, the managers would hear stories about me, which would be such great credibility on my part.
Becca: So from there… how did you end up becoming a CSI Agent?
Angelique: I went to school, I had the resources. So I studied criminology. Applied for an internship to become a CSI Agent and before I knew it, I was working with the same people I went to high school with. Well… some.
Becca: That’s awesome.
(Angelique smiles and moves some of Rebecca’s hair to the side.)
Angelique: So… how did a chick like you become a lesbian?
(Back at the Thunderdome, Lt. Alexander is finishing up his slice of the pie while Justin, Charlie, and Hank are patiently waiting for the show to start. And indeed the show begins when the gates to the Dome begins to open. Suddenly jeeps with people holding flaming stakes move people out of the way so that the announcer can get through.)
Charlie: That’s the owner of The Domain.
Lt. Alexander: The Domain?
Hank: Yea, there are several Thunderdomes across the country. In order for people to tell the difference, the owners of these Domes have names for them. Like this one is named The Domain, there is another out there called The Millenium and The Facility.
Charlie: Quiet… she’s about to speak!
Justin: She?
Hank: Yea… the owner of The Domain… Rayne.
(Justin and Lt. Alexander both watch as the hooded person that walked through the gates of the Dome takes off her robe to reveal her long black dreads. A microphone is passed on to her as she is overwhelmed by the multitude of fans who have come to show their appreciation at this spectacle. She raises her hand in the air for the crowd to quiet down and she looks at each and everyone of them with gladness.)
Rayne: When my mother, Foxy Roxy, built the first Domain, she made it because of a dream! When she handed it over to me as the successor, she figured it would become to be my toy. But right before my mother passed away, she had told me to keep The Domain the way it was meant to be kept. From gladiators falling victorious or murdered, this steel dome that you see before you has had its share of blood. Its had its share of legends. And its had its share of kings!
(She lowers the mic and the hundreds of people that are watching from the top of the cages to the parked jeeps outside listening. Justin and Lt. Alexander both look at each other wondering if this was a good idea to show up.)
Rayne: Tonight, we celebrate The Domain’s 10th anniversary! Tonight, we celebrate why The Domain is the best Thunderdome experience you will ever see in your life! TONIGHT I GIVE YOU BLOOD, GUTS, AND GORE!!! CAN YOU DIG IT!!!????!!!???
(The crowd show their appriciation by making noise, slamming their cans of beers on to the steel of the domes and screaming out at Rayne for some blood to shed. Rayne raises her hand once again and the people stop screaming.)
Rayne: As a gift from me to you… As a thank you for being here for 10 years… I will give you the biggest gift of them all… Tonight, I bring to you back… the legends of yesteryear! Legends that have stood the test of strenght and time! And legends that have decided to put their lives on the line tonight just for all of you! Who knows… maybe a legend will die tonight or maybe you will get lucky and witness it before you… CAN YOU DIG IT!!???!??
(Back at Angelique’s, Agent James, Angelique, and Rebecca Rancid are sitting in the living room eating and watching the Thunderdome on Ah-nold TV. Angelique passes around the popcorn while James flings over a can of beer at Angelique who catches it. They sit around and wait for the show to begin but the sound of the phone ringing interrupts it. Angelique stands up, notices the caller ID, and realizes that its… She shrugs it off and answers the phone.)
Angelique: Hello?
Voice: Hello my sweet Angelique… how have things been with you.
Angelique: What do you want?
(Agent James turns to look over at Angelique wondering who the caller is, she puts her hand on the receiver and looks at both Rebecca and James.)
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Identity Crisis
So lately I've had a bad case of depression and I been avoiding coming here because I have nothing to share or no reason at all. However, I have been cleaning and stuff because I need something to do and found print outs of my old fan fic/role plays from old efeds that I was a part of. They were all in this folder that I titled Identity Crisis.
Lately, since I been down, I've had ideas, and I haven't typed anything down because the last time I did any of that was in 2012 through 2013 right before I got hired for this new job.
Evidently the writing only comes around when I'm feeling down. I have lots of characters and lots of other stories that were never finished and lately as seen below some Hamilton idea.
So I may start to get everything together and revamp this blog into a writing only blog. Change the name a bit also. Change everything.
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What if Hamilton was a wrestler?
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scottsman, dropped in the middle of the forgotten ghetto spot in the Highlands of the North in the bay of California known as Compton. Grow up to be a hero, asshole, and a World Champion?
The Asshole Inc founding father without a father. Got a lot farther by working a lot harder by politicking a lot smarter by beating a bunch of jobbers by fourteen, they placed him in charge of Ring of Honor.
And every day while jobbers were being slaughtered and cartered away across the ring, he struggled and kept his guard up. Inside he was longing for a stable to be a part of, the asshole was ready to lie, cheat, steal or barter.
Then an Immortal came, devestation reigned. Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain. Started training at a temple, activated the left side of his brain. And he spoke in his first promo, a testament to his pain.
Well, the word got around, they said, This kid is insane man. Took up a kickstarter just to send him to the main roster, man. Get your promos ready, dont forget from whence you came, and the world is gonna know your name. Whats your name, man!?
Alexander Hamilton
My name is Alexander Hamilton
And theres a million belts I haven't won
But just you wait, just you wait.
Snap your fingers
Snap your fingers some more
Keep snapping your fingers
Scammin for every penny he can get his hands on. Plannin for the future see him now as he sits on the passenger side of an uber headed for a new land. In Madison Square Garden you can be a new man
At The Garden you can be a new man
At The Garden you can be a new man
At The Garden....
MSGEEEEEE-----
JUST YOU WAIT
Alexander Hamilton
They are waiting for someone like you
You can never back down
You never learned to take your time!
Alexander Hamilton
When the fans sing for you
Will they know what you overcame?
Will they know you carry a large kendo cane?
The jobbers will never be the same, oh.
The uber is in the parking lot now
see if you can spot him
Another indie darling coming up from the bottom
His nemesis destroyed his rep
some of his fans forgot him
We fought with him
Me? I got injured for him
Me? I main evented him
Me? I married him.
And me? Im the guy that retired that damn fool!
There's a million belts I haven't won
But just you wait!
What's your wrestling name, man!?
MY NAME IS HAAAAAAAAAAM!!!
Mulligan in Aaron Burr, Sir: lock up your daughters and horses, it’s hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets.
Hamilton in Valley Forge: I shoot back, we have resorted to eating our horses.
Is Mulligan insinuating he’s gonna eat the daughters like he eats horses?
Stop, Drop, and Fitness
The Challenge
For those unfamiliar with the Konami Code, let me give you a bit of backstory. Back maybe 30 years ago, Nintendo had a few games where if you entered this code correctly you would get a special feat. Years later… probably a few years back, this young fellow by the name of Steve Kamb turned it into a fitness game and thus the creation of Nerd Fitness came about.
Your mission should you choose to accept it is to do as many rounds as you can of this workout. Plus side, I added a special one at the very end of it. Now if you don’t have access to pull ups, have no fear, you can do table pull ups. If that still isn’t enough, replace that with push ups. So here’s the mission.
Pull up
Push up
Pull up
Push up
Left lunge
Right lunge
Left lunge
Right lunge
Burpee
Air Squat
Calf Raise - Start
The Deadline
I want to see how many rounds of this challenge you can do and the timing? 36 hours. From now til Monday night at 10 pm central. So get to it guys and gals.
The Challengers
I’m tagging everyone only because it’s a 24 hour workout, I know some of you have a challenge already from @manicureatrisk do that as well. You still have those 36 hours. Hopefully we can get more people involved.
The one with the most rounds, wins, and gets to pick the next challenge for Tuesday.
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Happy Monday everyone! Hope everyone had a great weekend. So for those that were able to try this workout, you all did great. But only one of you came out of this in beast mode. I may bring this workout back or a similar one from nerd fitness. So get ready for more rounds. 😁
Congrats to @longlegslongdistance. You get to come up with a workout.
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