I’m getting my ass absolutely handed to me in Wii Golf and it made me think modern AU like,
Golfing with Pantalone. Golfing Dottore. Golfing with both of them at the same time. I want to see them chat shit at each other.
What if golfing is their equivalent of the Sandrone tea parties.
You can see Dottore actively calculating wind speeds and trajectory with every shot. Pantalone just sits on the golf cart in the shade smoking a cigarette and watching while Dottore takes 9 years for a single stroke. Once he finally hits the ball, you can tell if he’s satisfied by the results based on the tone of his “Hm.” If it’s high and light tone, it was a good hit. If it’s short and low, he’s pretty unhappy with it.
Pantalone gets told he can’t smoke on a course once so he buys it out. Then he’s always complaining about the weather, and lamenting that he should’ve bought a different course. There’s nothing wrong with the course in reality- the weather is his excuse for losing to Dottore every time.
However, Dottore doesn’t see it as a competition, he just enjoys the experience. Each swing is its own experiment, a test of his intuitive skills and motor control. It’s not necessarily about getting the ball into the hole- it’s about improving efficiency.
I did not expect this to become a whole thing and I’m genuinely nervous to post it so I’m just gonna send it and dip
