❤

[metaphorically]

Every episode of Bones ever

Booth: we got a body

Brennan: I need this all sent to the Jeffersonian

Brennan: fracture to the ulna

Intern: can't believe I missed that

Booth: I'm Agent Booth, FBI, and this is my partner, Dr. Temperance Brennan, we're here to ask you a few questions.

Angela: I plugged in the exact muscles and subtracted the injuries that occured postmortem and turned the skull inside out and showed it to the computer. Here's our victim

Hodgins: bugs and particulates indicate this exact spot

Cam: *gasps* that's where the husband works

Booth:WE KNOW YOU KILLED HER

Husband: no. I want a lawyer

Booth: *stares angrily*

Sweets at some point: I know that you're not upset over this case, its something else

Booth: no way. Don't get all shrinky on me. Ok youre right

Intern: I reexamined the bones and found this

Brennan: this leads exactly to our killer. Good work

Real killer: I didn't mean to kill her. I just wanted to beat her up a little

Brennan and booth: *long stare*

Brennan and booth: *have meaningful talk about whatever was bothering them*

Brennan at some point: you're a good man booth

[blkbruja]

y’all need therapy. not girlfriends

[yaheartchakra]

Or they need a girlfriend that doesn’t mind listening and trying to help them work through their shit and defeat their fucking demons without asking them to pour out their soul to a stranger who is only listening because it’s their job. That’s the kind of shit you do for the people you love.

[taxidermy-tits]

your partner is not your therapist. listening to your partner is one thing, but it is not their responsibility to help you work through your shit. that is on you.

one more time.

your partner is not your therapist.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

also if I may hop onto this, I REALLY hate when people try to spin “therapists only listen because it’s their job” as a BAD thing. can you imagine if we tried to apply that to literally any other profession?

“why take your phone into the store to get it fixed? they don’t care about you, they’re only doing their job.”

“I don’t want to order a pizza. they’re not making it for me out of the goodness of their hearts, they’re only doing it because it’s their job.”

“why didn’t you just have your girlfriend do that surgery instead of going to a stranger who only saved your life because it’s their job?”

it’s their job because they are better equipped to do it than the other people in your life. jesus christ. 

[star-anise]

I’m a therapist. But I am not my girlfriend’s therapist.

With my girlfriend, I am free to be as partial, as irrational, as loving, as informal, and as irreverent as she and I like. And when we encounter an area of truly deep turmoil, I say–”I wish you’d talk to a professional about that.”

Because when I see clients as a therapist, the entire relationship is structured for them not to care about my wants or needs as a person, except for some very basic things: Meet a the time arranged, call if you can’t come, pay me, don’t physically assault me, don’t assume we’re friends outside of therapy. That isn’t because I don’t love my clients immensely; it’s like ensuring the sterility of an operating room. It’s a necessary basis for some of the work I do.

The self-contained nature of the therapy relationship gives them an environment that can handle the most radioactive of feelings. Inside my office, they can tell me about their rage and frustration with the people they love, and we can discuss whether that feeling is a rational, proportionate response; whether any good would come from sharing that feeling with the loved one in question; what the best way to strengthen that relationship is.  And so a child enjoys life sheltered from the knowledge that their existence might cause their parent bitterness or pain; so a spouse supports my client in their healing from an abusive childhood, without having to talk them down from crisis every time they look a little too much physically like my client’s abusive parent.

I screw up in my friendships and romantic relationships when I am too much of a therapist. When I pursue areas of pain and hurt instead of letting someone feel happy and secure in my presence, when I don’t let anyone see my own needs and feelings and am therefore unreachable, when I respond to my loved ones’ concerns with logical analysis instead of acceptance and sympathy.

My therapy clients do not pay me to care, or to pretend to care. I’m a therapist because I already care. They just pay me so that I can feed and clothe myself while I devote my time to caring about them.

[thistherapylife]

Yup yup yup

[shaggykilledgod]

im so fucking sick of the dysphoria debate. sam smith comes out as nonbinary and the comments are like “but do you experience dysphoria?????” like what makes you think you get to ask such a personal question? when someone comes out and tells you how they identify thats all you have to know. respect them and move on. the fuck is wrong with y’all

[shipahoi]

Bird Box (2018, dir. Susanne Bier) - opening lines

[horroredits]

Horror in 2018: the year of mothers.

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[pondmelody]

i need more la casa de papel (money heist) and vis a vis (locked up) content on my dash, so please like/reblog this if you like/post one of these shows 

[deathbylaziness-deactivated2021]

The Baker House Pt. 1

[grammatically-incoherent]

→ give me brooklyn nine nine [see also]

[chefpyro]

fandom for an American TV show: don’t watch it online! watch the show on TV when it airs so the ratings go up! show your support!

me, a mere European: 

[afusionoffandoms]

fandom for an American TV show: then at least watch it for free on their own website and support them through ads and hits

me, a mere European:

[myrling-art]

fandom for an American TV show: ok fine, then AT LEAST buy the DVDs when they come out and support the show through that!

me, a mere European:

[byzantium-glytch-deactivated201]

FUCKING THIS OMFG

[invenblocker]

Do you want piracy? Because this is how you get piracy.

[sarah531-deactivated20180901]

fandom for an American movie: please go see this underrated, important movie on opening day so execs will know how much people love it!

me, a mere European, looking up the release date: This movie is playing at 5am, on a Monday, in a city 100 miles away, down a sewer

[ndrs]

fandom for an American TV show: it’s on Netflix!

me, a mere European: *American Netflix

[illegallize]

Visit Original Link

[urbanlicktionary]

Most beautiful lyrics written by Alex Turner.

* Stop the world because I wanna get off with you

* With the exception of you I dislike everyone in the room

* Jealousy in technicolor

* Love by numbers

* Streetlight amber wonderlust

* And suddenly the sky is a scissor

* Your kiss it could put creases in the road

* And those other girls are just post mix lemonade

* Be cruel to me because I’m a fool for you

* I poured my aching heart into a pop song I couldn’t get the hang of poetry

* You’ve got that face that just says baby I was made to break your heart

* I’ve tried to ask you this in some daydreams that I’ve had but you’re always busy being make believe

* Do you look into a mirror to remind yourself you’re there or have somebody’s goodnight kisses got that covered

* When I’m not being honest I’ll pretend that you were just some lover

* I can’t think of anything to dream about

* Make a wish that weighs a tonne

* And the sky looks sticky

* Somebody told the stars your not coming out tonight and so they found a place to hide

* I saw you driving your Prius and even that was monstercoachesque

* Fools on parade

* She thinks she’s the one but she’s just one in 24

* He longs for you to long for him once more just once more

* You’ve never met before but still she greets you like a long lost rock and roll

* When you look at me like that my darling what did you expect

* I’d probably still adore you with your hands around my neck or I did last time I checked

* Not shy of a spark the knife twists at the thought that I might fall short of the mark

* Do me a favour and tell me to go away

* The day after you stole my heart everything I touched told me it would be better shared with you

* You’re hiding in my soup

* The photobooths a liar

* She’s been loop the looping around my mind

* She does what the night does to the day

* Ain’t got anything to lick without you baby

* Nothing seems to stick without you baby

* It’s like everyone’s a dick without you baby

* And I just don’t recognise this fool that you have made me oh I ain’t seen him for a while

* The idea that you existed all alongs ridiculous I don’t know what to say

* It’s love like a tongue in a nostril love like an ache in the jaw

* Slowly walking down the steps to where she would have been if only they were 17

* He thought that he’d learnt how to not get upset

* Meet me beneath the moon

* Don’t go too soon she went too soon

* Innocence and arrogance intwined in the filthiest of minds

* And she tried so hard to steer away from the meeting place but her heart had led her there

* She clings to his consciousness wherever he lays

* I’m sorry i met you darling I’m sorry i left you

* She’s waiting in his dreams to drag him back to the meeting place

* He’s crying out from the meeting place he stranded himself there

* The nights were mainly made for saying things that you can’t say tomorrow day

* Maybe i’m too busy being yours to fall for somebody new

* Been wondering if your hearts still open and if so I wanna know what time it shuts

* It’s just I’m constantly on the cusp of trying to kiss you

* And I elongated my lift home yeah I let him go the long way around I smelt your scent on the seat belt and kept my shortcuts to myself

* I’m beginning to think I imagined you all along

* Remember cuddles in the kitchen yeah to get things off the ground and it was up up and away oh but it’s right hard to remember that on a day like today when your all argumentative and you’ve got the face on

* And I can’t be arsed to carry on in this debate that reoccurs oh when you say I don’t care but ofc I do yeah I clearly do

* He’s got the feeling again this time on the airplane

* The thought of it makes you feel a bit ill

* Is wanting us to be around at 3

* I said I wasn’t sad to see her go yeah but I’m only pretending you know

[mattrnurdock]

[mway-moved-deactivated20180807]

no offense but in the middle of a gun fight… in the center of a restaurant…

[open]

[99centthoughts]

>__>

[vyctornikiforov]

GOD HE’S SO PRETTY.