[felipeiv]

[king-the-pathetic]

Evil father forgot his majesty's raincoat

[pinehutch]

You're never too old to:

Stay up late thinking about the character

Be haunted by the memory of the character

Wonder if you'll ever finish that fic you started (x 20)

Reread your old fic and ask if you'll ever write anything again

Be tormented by visions of a made-up guy (gn)

Unfortunately, neither your body, your phone's bedtime mode, nor your job agree

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[dovewithscales]

The part of your brain that's dealing with stress remembers when we were lizards and it's convinced that you can escape all your problems if it can just make a limb fall off.

[bunjywunjy]

just watched a doe trip over her own front legs and bomb face first into half a dead tree. 10/10

[bunjywunjy]

@redfoxwritesstuff PLEASE

[frankenmouse]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[paranormal-taters]

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

[citadelofthestars]

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?

[paranormal-taters]

Absolutely I can

[charl0ttan]

every day i accidentally buy something that costs money again

[evilwizard]

he breasted the boulder boobily up the hill…

[evilwizard]

one must imagine sisyphus big naturals

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: one must imagine sisyphus big naturals /End ID]

[theuglymachine]

I was commissioned to make a spearhead in the shape of a great egret

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[copperbadge]

This is the Candlelight Sculpture (you can see the candle here) in Guanzhou Yuexiu Park, a sculpture garden in Guanzhou, China.

And that is an orange kitty sitting EXACTLY how Polk props herself up on my chest to sleep every night.

[stargazersasha1]

if ur a trans girl and ur partner is not an ardent transfeminist frankly you need to dump their bitch ass. you can and will find better partners. i promise. i love you

[stargazersasha1]

mature content

[iamthelowercase]

So is tumblr lying about who marked posts as "mature" now, or what?

[Image description: a screenshot of the mature content label on this very post. The label reads "the author has indicated this post may contain content not suitable for all audiences." End ID]

That could be a coding oversight of some sort (like for example if someone deleted one of the mature content label messages), but that would still be tumblr misrepresenting who marked a post as mature, and if tumblr is going to be lying about that then I am unfortunately offically past the Trust Thermocline.

[sodor-memetime]

[snailpass]

gnarp gnarp

[penandinkprincess]

"Why must we Madonna/whore the vegetables?" is a phrase I just felt super glue itself in my lexicon immediately

[omnipotentnothing]

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

[funstyle]

i tried to come out of my shell and fucked it up and now im kinda lodged in here all weird