A Name That Rhymes With Envy
Words: 9k Rating: M Relationships: Stan Marsh & Kenny McCormick, Stan Marsh/Kenny McCormick, Past Stan Marsh/Wendy Testaburger Warning: Canon-Typical Content, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Implied/Referenced Sex, Masturbation, Underage Drinking Summary:
When he was still with Wendy, he had already decided that he would never, ever confess. Once he had realized his brand new feelings, he had done everything to ignore them. He had wrapped them in all the better memories of his then-girlfriend, had stuffed them in a mental drawer and had thrown the key away, to let them fester there until he died, or until the heat death of the universe, whichever came first. And then, It had happened. The final breakup to put an end to all breakups. Or: After Wendy breaks up with him (for the last time), Stan Marsh is forced to deal with feelings he had spent years trying to ignore.
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Notes: Sequel-thing to The Tube of Toothpaste Theory. This is nothing but self-indulgent Arobics (Aromantic Bisexual Kenny) ✌️
Original photo by Tesson Thaliath on Unsplash.

















