🦷𝕶𝖊𝖕𝖙⛓️

A convincing imitation of a person

[mimiscaptive]

River ☄️ 23 🛡️ It/its

💎 Butch Dykething

🪦 Owned forever by @misscaptor

🗝️ Currently chained up in a basement somewhere

[mimiscaptive]

Yes I have eaten cat food. No I don't HAVE to eat cat food. It's a choice I have made and will make again for enough money. My captor and I both cook but she has to supervise me while I do. I am allowed people food even though I'm not a people

[mimiscaptive]

Why don't I have a tail. Who can I file that complaint with

[mimiscaptive]

How do I telepathically tell the other collared dyke at the bar tonight that we are the same kind of person

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[romanceyourdemons]

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[mimiscaptive]

HIIII! Your bong sounds cute i should sticker all over mine. I just got these grumpy bear ones! Do you like many cute things? 🍦🐇

I like cute sweethearty pink things because stuff like that has always reminded me of my captor. So my life gets decorated with all sorts of cute stuff!

Personally though I tend to gravitate to things I would consider like... Eclectic? Mostly dark tones, then covered in as much random assorted bullshit as possible. My life is asphalt covered in 100 kids' chalk art. My life is a colorful punk jacket. My life is howl's bedroom. My life is a photo album. Everything tells a story. And so so many of those stories are about Her. Always have been.

[mimiscaptive]

Do you smoke that one lettuce? yk the one lmao 🍦🐇

HI STICKY

Frequently yes lol. Have for awhile. Helps with pain and sleep and redirecting my stupid thinksponge. My bong is cute and pink and covered in hearts. I should get one that's more Kitty themed someday

[mimiscaptive]

Also I have a couple rly good asks in the queue thank you for the attention I will get to them this weekend!!!

[mimiscaptive]

dykes do have a hanky code!!💞💞

Thank you SOOO MUCH OMG!! everydyke get on the same page about this immediately please and thanks!!!

[mimiscaptive]

coming in as a butch dyke in a fashion crisis

im going to my first kinky queer party tomorrow night and its like midsummer-night themed and whatnot. and i dont know how to dress. like how do i give "please walk me home to your place and keep me as your pet for the night - or more" ?

That sounds DELIGHTFUL AUUUGHHH I hope you have so much fun!

I'm going to assume you're lacking in traditional gear because a good harness does wonders to make one look kidnappable.

My lovely captor likes me in a tight white tank top- wifebeaters look so good on dykes. Something like that that shows off your chest, stomach, upper arms, etc would definitely catch some attention.

Wear lots of chain if you can, I think. Strappy belts if you have them. Stuff that can be grabbed and yanked around. And you can never go wrong with literally wearing something that SAYS what you are. Wild animal, butch pet, loyal hound, whatever you want to be. THAT will surely draw in the kind of attention you're looking for.

Wear stuff that starts that kind of conversation. Wear stuff that demeans you, strips you of human identity.

Dykes need a good hanky code I think. Too difficult to subtly flag what kind of freak you are to other freaks.

[mimiscaptive]

Baps u with my paws :3 have u guys ever played around with paw mitts? Or other gear that leans more towards cat side?

We've talked about paw mitts many times before! but we don't have any at the moment. She is very fond of the idea of my hands being rendered completely useless- of ME being rendered completely useless. I would love to wear paw mitts quite frankly >.< Especially ones with a paw printed or stitched on them. I think that would make me feel. A little insane.

[mimiscaptive]

Have you ever caught a duck when hunting?

No I'm not good at catching birds U_U but duck sounds so tasty....the fat all marbled throughout the flesh. Supposedly very tender. Thats one of the meats I have yet to try!

[threenotesymphony]

instant coyote panel one no im not an animal! im a human! it doesnt matter how i feel about anything!!!!!!!

panel two hiding snacks in various cupboards looking behind self with a offscreen person saying "hey you better not be stashing everything away again!"

[mimiscaptive]

hits you with my big fluffy paws

DOES THIS TO YOU

[threedollarsdotcom]

STOP!!! telling me to change my lifestyle ive had ENOUGH!!!! of people teling me to "drop it" or asking "whats in your mouth". I VE GOT THANGS TO DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!!!!!!