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meme loving fuck :') pitied by egg

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takin a little break bc quarantine’s got my brain messed up

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veprem‌:

❝Or I’ll run into another person that wants to be held?❞

He was right though, he really should be more careful. He knows that.  But it’s not that bad running into people right? Probably. In his mind  he doesn’t think he’s as bad off as full humans though, but hopefully that  theory never gets tested.

❝I think I’ll run into worse strangers at work really.❞

🐸. “Perhaps...” Who wouldn’t? “Oh?” Min-kyu peaked at the building behind them, it was a bar right? “Is that where you work?” It would make sense, since he said he’s on his break. “I can visit you at work sometime, that way it won’t only be strangers.” Because at this point they most definitely weren’t strangers. They’d exchanged names, and Aura was carrying him bridal style... see? No way that constituted as strangers. 

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   🐸.  Headcanons

- Min-kyu is MESSY. And he finds it embarrassing after the fact, but he won’t be thinking about it in the moment. He’s prone to crying from pleasure, and the drool and sweat just kinda follow suit. He just enjoys sex at it’s basest form.... y’know? Get a lil messy with him, it can’t hurt. 

- He’s not particularly kinky but more than willing to experiment. Min’s generally very open minded. 

- Thinks he’s good at taking the lead but... it’s 50/50 really.

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it’s not even sunday yet but dear lord have mercy

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Like a bad habit he knew too well — Miki made makeshift handcuffs from his shoe strings. Whose wrists were tied? Not his. Drool pools but doesn’t drip as bandaged fingers trail up a bare stomach — finding nipples very quickly. “What should we start with?” Miki asks quietly — mismatched eyes drinking in the scene before him. “There,” A finger tip danced down chest, to stomach and then finally resting there at the Min-Kyu’s crotch. “Or — here?”

🐸.  There was something Min-kyu couldn’t piece together. He wasn’t sure how he’d ended up in this situation, but it was quickly becoming hard to focus on whatever wasn’t adding up. He flinched, when finger tips teased soft skin– especially when they ghosted across hardening pink nubs. He’d always been particularly sensitive. The deep flush that had spread through his cheeks and then the rest of his face was creeping down his neck, lightly dusting his shoulders. Despite the growing pit in his stomach, his mind was quickly becoming clouded. The boy had always been weak to pleasure– the alcohol he’d previously consumed didn’t’ help. Staring down at the hand lingering at his crotch, where evidence of his erection was quickly becoming clear, he couldn’t bring himself to answer Miki. 

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fukasade‌:

    “Good! Then I will stay.” Miki worked at a corner store just down the street but he was off today. He only worked a couple days a week thanks to university – but, he only worked so that he could people watch. He really didn’t need the money. Though, he will say that he enjoyed it and his boss was very nice. An older gentleman with super white hair! Like a cotton ball, the thought was a funny one.  “I’m sure I will,” Miki says with confidence. It doesn’t take him long before he takes a small bite of the cold treat, humming with satisfaction. “This is very good – I like the after taste.” It was even better because he was picturing Min-kyu enjoying it too! “Did you want a bite?” he glances up over the cone. 

🐸.  Looks like his evening wasn’t going to be so bad after all. He let out a snort of satisfaction, glad that Miki took a liking to the flavor. Eyes widened slightly when he was offered some in turn. “I really shouldn’t...” but a bite couldn’t hurt... His mouth watered at the thought of the delectable treat. Gaze fixated on the ice cream, before drifting back up to meet different colored hues. “You sure you don’t mind catching my cooties?” What a childish way to phrase it. But it was an actual concern, after all he could always just take a tiny sample directly from the well. 

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I don’t know if any of y’all remember him, but it’s egg here reviving one of the dumbest ocs I’ve probably ever had.  His name is Min-kyu. Our one and only meme loving fuck with chronic nose bleeds. Pls like or reblog if you’re interested in interacting with this gross independent oc and I’ll check you out.

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veprem‌:

❝I can’t lie and say you’re wrong on that. I probably am very easy to manipulate if I think about it. But I wouldn’t say this is a problem,  it’s just like carrying my dog around, you’re not causing me any problems so I don’t really mind.❞

🐸. Well, Min-kyu wasn’t REALLY the type to take advantage of someone. The other’s nonchalance made him worry, what if he came across someone who wasn’t as nice as he was. “Your dog.”  Was being compared to a dog a good thing? “As long as you don’t mind, you should watch out though for strangers... there’s a lot of weird ones out there.” Obviously he wasn’t talking about himself. 

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think I’m done on here for tonight, will be lurking tho

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     Miki stared down at his feet for a moment before his eyes lift again. “No! I think it would be fun – to uh, spend some time here with you!” The bluntness of his words embarrass him but there’s no going back now. “If – uh, that’s okay! I don’t want you in trouble or anything. I’ll stay out of the way!” Nervousness begins to sit in – he really wanted to chew his fingers but he balls them into fists instead. No, no, no – he couldn’t do that in front of his boyfriend! It was disgusting! “Yeah, your favorite!” Using it as a distraction now. Eyes light up as he was given the information that he wanted – butterscotch! How ADORABLE! Miki had found a new favorite flavor! “I don’t think i’ve ever tried it.” He waits patiently – only reaching out once the ice cream was handed to him. “Are you sure??” His boyfriend was treating him, wow! Like a date!

         “Thank you!” 

🐸.   It didn’t show well on his face, but he was happy. His expressiveness just had a habit of coming and going, and it was for certain he never smiled. “That would be cool; I don’t think I’d get any trouble.” As long as he did his job properly, and he wasn’t closing so most of the cleaning wasn’t up to him. “Of course.” He was allowed free ice cream anyway so it wasn’t a big deal. “You’re welcome-- I hope you like it.” He reassumed his position at the counter, propping himself up on his elbows. Chocolate hues remained fixed on the freckled male. He was waiting to see how he reacted to the ice cream. 

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violatxx‌:

    just to be sure he had another hard look at the photo…. nope.  “      that’s not- “ you know what? fuck it. if this delusional guy wanted to call it a chicken then he’d save the arguing about it until after the work was done. he snatched the photo, crumpled it up and stuffed it in his pocket. “       ‘m gonna find it, so shut up ‘n wait here. “ and don’t even THINK about finding it first!

🐸.  “Hmph.” He crossed his arms, the pout still evident but at least the other hadn’t pushed it. “Fine I’m shutting up and waiting!” Just find his poor Anise, she must be out there, cold and alone, stuck god knows where. “Don’t take too long.” Min-kyu easily got antsy, especially when worried about one of his dearest chickens. 

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veprem‌:

❝Ah… Well thank you, I’m glad then.❞

He hadn’t expected to be forgiven so easily. Though it’s true he had only benefited, but for Aura he was used to even the smallest mistakes had always taking forever to be forgiven. 

❝I can’t hold you forever though. My break is only an hour long.❞

🐸.  He was getting thanked? Man things were really out of order here. “You know, you seem like you easily get taken advantage of.” That’s very funny coming from him, the king of density. “Oh, well for a little longer then?” He didn’t even consider what an inconvenience he was being. “Thank you as well. 

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fukasade‌:

    His Min-kyu was lonely? UNACCEPTABLE. Miki would have to take it upon himself to keep him company! It was the least, as his boyfriend, he could do! What kind of partner would he be if he left him here to be alone? What if someone else came in and tried to take his place? NO WAY. The thought made his blood BOIL. Calm down, calm down, calm down – the echos of voices sang to him. Bandaged fingers dig into his palms but there’s a smile on his face! “Well, I’m, uh, done with classes for today so maybe I can keep you company?” Brave, wasn’t he? Mismatched eyes blink at the question – he hadn’t even thought that far. “Uh! What’s your favorite??” He sputters – blush thicker now. “I– uh, wanted to try something new!”

🐸.   Keep him company? Now that sounded splendid! Min-kyu really did prefer to have someone around. “Wouldn’t that be boring for you though?” Boy he must REALLY like ice cream if he wanted to dilly dally around the shop for a few hours. “My favorite?” Eyes narrowed as he tried to narrow it down, he wasn’t overly picky when it came to ice cream flavors. “Hmm, I do like butterscotch quite a lot.” Pulling on a pair of gloves he went and got a scoop of the beloved flavor, handing the cone to Miki. “It’s on me.” Payment for keeping him company. 

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    “  …… “ Lazer stared at the photo wordlessly for a solid 30 seconds before he looked back to the one he was supposed to be assisting in this matter with just of a touch of a glare in his eye. “     this ain’t a chicken. “ he’s been out of school for a while now, but he’s pretty sure he remembered that the chickens weren’t the ones with the GOOFY hair and beard. “      ‘re you fucking with me? ‘cos if you are I’ll beat you down right now n’ take my fee. “ 

🐸.   “What the heck are you on about? Anise is a CHICKEN, look at her!” Brows drew together with confusion and a touch of upset. He gestured to the photo as if that’d make it more clear. “I’m just trying to get dear old Anise back and this is how you treat me? Fine, I’ll find her myself.”  Lazer had no reason to worry, he wasn’t the fool here.

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veprem‌:

❝No. Best way I could describe the weight is like holding a bag of potatoes.  Maybe two bags at worst. It’s really nothing to me. My name’s Aura, nice to meet you. I’m sorry I picked you up out of the blue. Truly, even if you apparently  enjoy such things.❞

🐸.   “A couple bags of potatoes.” Now that didn’t seem heavy at all. “Nice to meet you Aura.” He paused and tilted his head away, contemplating the apology. “In the end I benefited; I didn’t get wet, and am having fun. I think it’s safe to say I forgive you.” If anything he should have been thanking him. 

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   Lazer was no stranger to finding missing persons or creatures. he’s GOT this.  “        ‘m gonna find your chicken, so gimmie a photo n’ some hay or somethin’ to lure it with. “ do chickens even EAT hay? 

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🐸.   Usually Min-kyu was good at finding Anise on his own, but he was at a loss. “Here’s a picture of her.” Min-kyu handed him the printed out copy he had prepared just in case. On the piece of paper was a picture of what was clearly a rooster with some black, red and brown coloring. “And here are strawberries, strawberries are her favorite.” He handed Lazer a small container of the red fruit.